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Every time a fundie says they are ex-anything, they're lying. This is one of the more obvious examples.
6/30/2011 3:18:22 AM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Psst! You're about 20 years or so too late for the Satanic Panic, and warning parents of the dangers of letting their kids listening to shitty hair metal.
"I was then sent to a very big library that contained large volumes of mystic books to study."
At least Satanists encourage reading I guess.
6/30/2011 3:35:07 AM
Yeah, and I once rode on the back of a pink unicorn to the centre of the universe where the creator of all things sat on a couch that was a hundred light-years across and shaped like a pair of boobs. And this almighty being, whose name was 'Graham', spoke to me in a voice that shook the nearby galaxies. And he told me you were full of sh**!
6/30/2011 3:47:09 AM
Looks like someone dropped the brown acid.
6/30/2011 4:27:29 AM
Who in their rational mind would find any of this worth investing time and effort?! I mean, who really does this shit?!
6/30/2011 4:34:12 AM
Isn't Abbysinia the old name for ethiopia?
6/30/2011 4:50:42 AM
Wow, this person has great powers of delusion.
6/30/2011 4:59:08 AM
I had a dream like that, only in my dream, I went into the cave and saw a dark figure approach me. I then cut of its head with my light saber and it's mask exploded revealing my own face inside and......oh wait.....
6/30/2011 5:10:32 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if "India Jungle" was a ride at some amusement park.
6/30/2011 5:11:59 AM
@1304627 Abyssinia is the name for the old Ethiopian Empire, yeah.
6/30/2011 5:31:15 AM
> demonic birds ; demonic because some had faces like dogs, some like cats, etc. <
Ooh, fundy evolution.
@ David B.,
6/30/2011 5:43:30 AM
Were Mario and Luigi involved in this at all?
6/30/2011 5:44:06 AM
If every Christian who claims to have been a satanist had actually been one, satanism would be the world's 3rd largest religion.
6/30/2011 6:21:19 AM
This is so blatantly utter horseshit that i will mock anyone who falls for this.
6/30/2011 6:35:35 AM
As a half Indian I am somewhat offended that you describe this, "INDIA JUNGLE" as hell.
Thankfully you are a loon. So I can laugh at you.
6/30/2011 6:37:21 AM
Hallucinogens can really fuck with your mind.
6/30/2011 6:46:03 AM
You talk a lot of shit.
I tried being a satanist once. None of that bullshit ever happened to me.
OOOOH you'll be granted power beyond your.....oh shut the fuck up.
6/30/2011 6:51:28 AM
I Googled this "INDIA JUNGLE" and the fourth link from the pictures at the top was "The Jungle Book."
Next time you go on an acid trip, aim for the AFRICAN SAVANNA. Timon and Pumbaa would like to share a musical number with you, liar.
6/30/2011 6:54:39 AM
With all these instructions I came back to Nigeria the same way I went, and fulfilled all.
And then I started emailing people trying to find someone who would help me get twenty million USD ($20,000,000) out of the country.
6/30/2011 6:56:20 AM
As soon as I read the first line I thought this was from Willaim Schnoebelen. These people KNOW that they're lying, so why do they do it? Just to encourage irrational thinking? I know that one argument against Christianity is that the Devil has no motive except to turn people away from God for no reason, but the existence of Schnoebelen, Eni, and others like them really make me think that some people really do act for the evulz.
6/30/2011 7:16:22 AM
I used to be 1,000 miles tall. I could melt moons with atomic rays that came out of my eyes and I used to eat planets and shit out asteroids. I was made out of pure radiation and used to sleep in a bed made out of suns.
Oh, I just cannot be bothered to continue.
6/30/2011 7:25:20 AM
Yeah, it's so obvious this dude's lying it's not even funny.
6/30/2011 7:51:08 AM
Sounds like those were some good drugs.
6/30/2011 7:55:22 AM
Peyote is a helluva drug.
6/30/2011 7:57:20 AM
Raised by Horses
"I was sent to a valley about 200 metres deep. In it were assorted dangerous reptiles and wild beasts. These were to torture me. I was not to shout, for if I did, I have failed the exam and the consequence was DEATH. After seven days of agony I was brought out and sent to a place called ‘INDIA JUNGLE’."
Okay, but how do you get past the gatekeeper? When I click on the portcullis, my character just shrugs his shoulders and says "I don't know what to do with that."
6/30/2011 8:00:41 AM
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