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[Describing his time spent as a Satanist before converting to Christianity]

Now the period of my testing had come. I was sent to a valley about 200 metres deep. In it were assorted dangerous reptiles and wild beasts. These were to torture me. I was not to shout, for if I did, I have failed the exam and the consequence was DEATH. After seven days of agony I was brought out and sent to a place called ‘INDIA JUNGLE’.

In this jungle, I saw different types of demonic birds ; demonic because some had faces like dogs, some like cats, etc. Yet with wings. Inside this jungle was a cave, and this cave is only opened by these demonic birds. They opened the cave and I went inside. The things I saw are hard to explain. There were terrible creatures, some looked like human beings but with tails and without human faces, etc. This was another place of torture. The torture there could best be described as semi-hell. I was in that state for 7 days and was brought out.

I was then sent to a very big library that contained large volumes of mystic books to study. I later picked two books : Abbysinia, which means destruction, and Assina, which means giving life or curing. Later I was given more books. I was instructed to build a chamber as soon as I return to Nigeria with the following things in it : “A native water pot filled with human blood, a living tree inside, a human skull, vulture feathers, wild animal skins, boa skin and a big shiny laterites beside the pot.” The blood inside the water pot is to be taken every morning with an incantation. I was also instructed never to eat any food cooked by HUMANS but that I would be fed supernaturally. With all these instructions I came back to Nigeria the same way I went, and fulfilled all.

Emmanuel Eni, Insights of God 73 Comments [6/30/2011 3:15:38 AM]
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Xotan

Nigeria? Scamland! Liardom!

Listen Manni, you and anything from Nigeria are totally unworthy of trust or belief.

6/30/2011 3:23:46 PM

louislois

This almost ranks up there with Nautilus99's quote about slaying a demon in his bathtub.

6/30/2011 3:32:32 PM

David F Mayer

Somebody has spent FAR too much time playing video games.

6/30/2011 5:51:49 PM

Anon

Pics or it didn't happen.

6/30/2011 6:21:19 PM

SpukiKitty

This guy's like that weirdo that claimed to have killed Leviathan in a bathtub!

6/30/2011 9:09:32 PM

Nowonmai

Seeing as a Satanist is nothing more than a pissed off Christian your story is bullshit.

6/30/2011 9:54:02 PM

WMDKitty

Satanism doesn't work that way.

Bad acid trips, unfortunately, sometimes do...

6/30/2011 11:34:58 PM

Gypsin

lots of weed, or just acid?

7/1/2011 12:33:17 AM

Evilutionist

You're a liar and everything you said here is a lie.

7/1/2011 6:58:25 AM



Right... seeing as your secret initiation rituals involve the threat of death and supernatural horrors, only to be followed by another ritual where you are required to have a great big pot of more blood that a human could survive losing, and more supernatural shit that could kill you...

Wouldn't you be dead before you hit 'submit comment' if you decided to blab about it let alone tell the secret cabal of untouchable killers to fuck themselves?

7/1/2011 5:26:43 PM



From a jungle to a library. I know many Christians that have gone through that and they're not that fussy.

7/2/2011 8:00:36 AM

BrianX

What.

...What.

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What.

7/2/2011 3:12:27 PM

BrianX

5 And the green pigs said lo, thou shalt go unto the nests and gather eggs that we may eat our breakfast, and I went, 6 but suddenly there arose a clatter as of a great many alarms, 7 and the sky went dark as demonic birds of many colors came down upon me and attempted to destroy me. 8 Though I might try to hide in a nearby shelter, the yellow birds would speed up in flight, as if powered suddenly by angels, and with a savage cheer would crash into my body.

7/2/2011 3:17:41 PM



Were you now.
I'm convinced Crowley was the only actual Satanist...ever.

7/3/2011 2:42:23 AM

Rina

Uhmmm, yeah, whatever you say I guess....but anyway, you should do yourself (and us?) a favor and lay off whatever it is you're taking.

10/1/2011 2:08:14 AM

Chris

Drugs are bad M'kay

10/1/2011 4:26:21 AM

stephen

Jesus said in the book of revalations that he would reveal mysteries to us in the last days.anyone who rejects him he would be rejected also.i am a strong beliver an i belive.

11/21/2011 2:47:21 PM

stephen

Jesus said in the book of revalations that he would reveal mysteries to us in the last days.anyone who rejects him he would be rejected also.i am a strong beliver an i belive.

11/21/2011 2:48:37 PM

Sentry Gun

1) Quit crack
2) See some of Jerom Bosch works, because you have a quite poor imagination when it comes to describing monsters.

3/8/2012 8:15:59 AM

The Anonymous

"Abbysinia" (sic) is the old name for Ethiopia. Not that you'd know, because your brain has been so destroyed by the acid and whatever else you were tripping on that made you come up with this AND have some evangelist convert you sometime afterwards.

On the other hand, this could be a decent first draft for a bizarre fantasy novel. Drugs in moderation, 'kay?

7/4/2012 4:12:44 PM



The least they could do is do a cursory google search about the Church of Satan before making claims. Then you'd realize that Satanists... don't even believe in sacrifices or Satan. It's just a group of Atheist using a symbol.

2/14/2013 8:52:12 PM

anothga

INDIA JUNGLE sounds like a name of a level in some 2D side scroller video game.

8/3/2013 12:15:29 PM

Elia

LOL damn, this one be trippin' like WOW. Or maybe this was his repressed imagination trying to break free.

8/3/2013 8:55:08 PM
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