With the intention to divide and conquer, they are known to be brutal, as with Rigel by boiling oceans, scorching landmasses, etc. The Draco have vast underground bases on Earth and colonies on Venus.
A second moon has been stationed over the Earth. It arrived behind the Hale-Bopp Comet in 1997. The occupants are pure Reptilians. The hybrids, the Illuminati, are in control of the Earth.
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Full-blown crazy from the first sentence.
Makes me wonder if the people who write this are really crazy loons who actually believe this, or they're just poes who are egging on the nutjobs on that site.
As ridiculous as what this guy is saying sounds, there are people who really do believe this stuff. A lot of the time, the primary sources for this information are people who claim to channel aliens, people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, people who claim they've been told about it by their spirit guides, and people who claim to be whistleblowers for various secret evil organizations.
In some cases, the primary sources seem to be calculated efforts to get people to fork over their money (eg, Kiesha Crowther ), while others are well-meaning, but delusional individuals who really do believe what they're saying. (In my experience, the New Age movement has a rather high percentage of people who exhibit paranoid and/or delusional behavior.)
Yet another crazy guy who believes what David Icke says. The sad thing is that, if you think about it, these people aren't that different from us; unlike the fundies, they recognize that the world is seriously fucked up and want to know who is responsible for this mess we're in. They even criticize fundamentalist Christians and non-democratic organizations. But in their quest to blame someone, anyone , for the Crapsack World we are in now, they start believing things without evidence and fall into the exact same trap that the fundies do. I hate it when this happens.
What is this I don't even....
Nothing lives on Venus!!! And how the hell could a moon be dragged or floated in behind a comet? Do you know how FAST a comet is?
Okay,I need to stop trying to make sense of nonsensical things....
Wait, the moon was a starbase planted by aliens?
Quick! Someone go dig up Lagann so we have something to fight it with!
Yay, the fruits of my ATS quote-mining binge are starting to find their way onto CSTDT. I wonder how many of the other ones will make it.
Anyway, I would nominate this post for a "That's no moon!" award because lol, but I'm too classy to nominate one of my own submissions for an award.
@ WhiteNoise:
That is pure win.
No, no, you've got it all mixed up-
The reptilians , or Silurians as they're often erroneously called, have vast underground colonies, where they hid because they believed the surface would be destroyed by boiling oceans and scorched landmasses.
The 'hidden planet', or Mondas, was where the Cybermen came from.
The second moon bit might not be as totally bat-shit as you'd think. Apart from the bloody obvious moon we all know (which is "No moon" according the the poster)) there have been a further 4 moonlets found orbiting earth in the last few years. None big enough to be seen with the un aided eye' though.
(Yes, any Brits may realise that I learned that from QI. But anything Stephen Fry tells us *must* be true!)
The second moon bit might not be as totally bat-shit as you'd think. Apart from the bloody obvious moon we all know (which is "No moon" according the the poster)) there have been a further 4 moonlets found orbiting earth in the last few years. None big enough to be seen with the un aided eye' though.
(Yes, any Brits may realise that I learned that from QI. But anything Stephen Fry tells us *must* be true!)
The second moon bit might not be as totally bat-shit as you'd think. Apart from the bloody obvious moon we all know (which is "No moon" according the the poster)) there have been a further 4 moonlets found orbiting earth in the last few years. None big enough to be seen with the un aided eye' though.
(Yes, any Brits may realise that I learned that from QI. But anything Stephen Fry tells us *must* be true!)
"A second moon has been stationed over the Earth. It arrived behind the Hale-Bopp Comet in 1997."
Aah... this takes me back. I can't believe this is still being talked about! As I remember, the ET sphere following Hale Bopp was "part-time invisible". I'm not even sure if anyone has actually seen it...
#1302734 wrote regarding QI's claim we have a second moon
(Yes, any Brits may realise that I learned that from QI. But anything Stephen Fry tells us *must* be true!)
QI backed down on that one and here's the apology: it concludes 'The earth only has one moon'.
http://www.qi.com/qi_quibble_blog/2009/02/new-moon.html
Actually Fry has quite a record of promoting nonsense as QI, probably owing to him being not quite as clever as he thinks he is...
Right off the bat, the excerpt hits you with crazy. There is no justification for this amount of stupid. Tests done on the moon show that it never held life, and was formed from the Earth's detritus. Do you think this person cares? No, because that was faked evidence planted by the hybrid love-children of hot crocodile-on-human(human-on-crocodile?) action, aka the Illuminati. That rule the world. Yet for some reason, they can hide the nature of the moon but they aren't competent enough to hide the truth from some paranoid schizophrenic, and aren't able to supress him from spreading their vital information on the web. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. *readies syringe*
@Brendan Rizzo
It's because a lot of people in this world are assholes.
@WhiteNoise :
No! Dig up Lagann so we can hijack the Reptilian moonbase and turn it into a planet-sized robot!
ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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