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But most don’t think about that. I had a gal at work who said she had no problem with “Gays”. At which I quickly said ..”Then you don’t have a problem knowing a man puts his frontage in someones butt”.

Her arms flung out with a cry of Ewwwww-wwww! So it rather put things in the right perspective as far as I’m concerned. She didn’t take it further either...had she done so I would have asked her why she chose to become a supporter of sodomites.

Call it what it is and people have a very different reaction. Same with killing unborn children.

caww, Free Republic 106 Comments [6/25/2011 7:30:03 AM]
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Why are all these fundies OBSESSED with the way gays have sex? Do they always think like this?

6/25/2011 7:32:08 AM



Someone doing something you find disgusting =/= something that is universally illegal.

You don't like the thought of buttsex, here's a clue, don't think about buttsex.

I know this'll go over your head, but how would you like it if someone thinks up disgusting things you do in the bedroom, regardless if you may do them or not, and use it as an excuse to make your sex life political?

P.S. I call straw man...well straw woman.

6/25/2011 7:35:18 AM

Passerby

I think her reaction had more to do with your sudden, aggressive, and very graphic steering of the conversation while spitting and starting to foam at the mouth. I can't help but imagine you pelvic thrusting in her direction for dramatic effect, and that only makes it worse.

Seriously, if you were talking about a night out with your girlfriend and transitioned smoothly from cuddling on the couch and taking in a movie after a romantic dinner to her spontaneously pulling down your pants and blowing you with very in-depth detail it would have gotten the same reaction.

6/25/2011 7:35:22 AM

BobsOldSocks

Lots of hetero couples enjoy a bit of back door shenanigans, it's not exclusive to gays. Some gay men don't even indulge. Grow the fuck up, slapnuts.

6/25/2011 7:40:30 AM

ShadowNet

He sure thinks ab out butt sex a lot. I wonder when he goes to sleep at night does he dream of butt sex, does he see butt sex on TV all the time?

Odds are he'll become so sexually repressed that he'll join an "Super Adventure Club" cult and start raping people in the butt.

6/25/2011 7:47:35 AM

Mister Spak

"Her arms flung out with a cry of Ewwwww-wwww!"

I sometimes react to fundie hatred and bigotry like that too.

6/25/2011 7:48:42 AM



Men pee with their penises, which are covered with bacteria. Then they put 'em in womens' vaginas, which are also full of bacteria. Once a month, sticky red fluid comes out of the woman. I won't even get into all the kinds of infections both parties can have.

See? I can gross you out with heterosexual sex, too.

6/25/2011 8:00:42 AM

Mudak

Frontage?!?!?

Ignoring the way two lovers please each other in the privacy of their own homes (which may or may not include anal sex, without regard to the genders of either partner) what about, you know, everything else about them?

6/25/2011 8:08:33 AM

LDM

I bet I'd get the same reaction from you if I described a pap smear in detail. Then again, you probably don't support women's health care anyway.

Most people know how gay sex works, most choose not to discuss it in detail, especially in the work place. She was probably more disgusted that you brought up anal sex at work, and you'll be lucky if she didn't immediately fire off an email to the HR manager about it.





6/25/2011 8:09:35 AM

Gawd


"Frontage"?

6/25/2011 8:11:56 AM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Summary of fundy position against gays:

Ewww ick ick that should be illegal!

6/25/2011 8:25:48 AM

Jeff D,

I swear, these anti-gay Christians are so damn gay. I mean, they think about cock more than gay men do. I'll bet there are actual homosexuals who look at these people and go, "Hey, no offense meant to myself and all, but you guys are fucking gay."

6/25/2011 8:30:07 AM



Honestly, it's not my butt and they like it. I don't like beans, does it mean that it's unnatural to eat them?

6/25/2011 8:35:25 AM



She probably didn't take it further not because you had changed her opinion, but because she recognised you are a bigoted shitheel likely to bring inappropriate commentary into a discussion.

6/25/2011 8:43:06 AM

grad student

Fundies think about all sex more than normal people.

6/25/2011 8:45:48 AM

derpmaster

Whoa-ho-ho hold the phone! You mean anal sex is part of some gay relationships?

The "gal" you refer to either hasn't thought her personal opinions through very thoroughly (a bad thing no matter where you lie on the spectrum) or was messing with you.

Leave it to a Free Republic poster to talk openly about man-on-man buttsex at work.

6/25/2011 8:47:03 AM



If a coworker used graphical imagery about anal sex, at work, with me I'd probably go eewwwww too.

You know, unless he or she was really hot.

6/25/2011 8:47:20 AM



Well, heterosexuals have anal sex as well. It's a very common motif in porn (so I'm told, I wouldn't know of course). And as for that girl, I think she was just reacting to you and your inappropriate language rather than to the "gays" themselves.
But I agree, let's call things what they are: homophobia, religious fanaticism, irrational nonsense, would-be theocratic fascism.

6/25/2011 9:07:58 AM

Amanda

I don't have a problem with that.

6/25/2011 9:11:49 AM

derpmaster

The implications of this mind-boggingly dumb argument are quite far-reaching if you think about it.

Let's apply the "ick" test to the following activities:

-Childbirth: Illegal
-Open heart surgery: Illegal
-War: Illegal
-Capital punishment: Illegal
-Your city sewage system: Illegal
-Septic tank pumping businesses: Illegal
-Yeast infections: Illegal
-Menstrual cycles: Illegal
-Taking a shit: Illegal
-Popping a dislocated joint back in: Illegal
-Sex with John Boehner: Illegal
-Farting in bed and trapping your partner under the covers: Funny, but the law is the law.

6/25/2011 9:12:35 AM

AuraTwilight

Straight people have buttsex too, you dipshit.

6/25/2011 9:26:16 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ ShadowNet
... does he see butt sex on TV all the time?

Whilst wanking, I'd bet. They see evil in everything, 666 coded in book titles, obsess over anything even remotely gay. It seems to be what they think about is on their minds all the time. More so than Jeebus.

6/25/2011 9:27:32 AM

Xotan

The sexual act, be it heterosexual or homosexual does not necessarily consist in penile penetration. Nor are many heterosexual women averse to anal sex. Even some heterosexual men are quite fond of stimimulation of the prostate via the anus. And not all homosexual men care for, or engage in anal sex. Besides, those who do tend to clean the anal passage meticulously. Ever heard of an enema? Obviously not. This is reality Caww. Like it or not.

BTW, I am not at all convinced that this 'gal' you mention isn't entirely a figment of your sewer-like imagination. People are much more than sex objects, and to see them purely in terms of bodily functions cheapens you, not people. Nor is there any logical link with abortion. To draw that in shows a sense of the inadequacy of your original contentiom. You are pathetic and sewer-minded. altogether a disgusting specimen.

6/25/2011 9:29:48 AM

TGRwulf

Or maybe she was a prude and didn't want to hear describing ANYONE'S sex acts? Ever think of that?

6/25/2011 9:33:29 AM

dionysus

Pooping is gross too. We should make it illegal for people to poop!

6/25/2011 9:36:37 AM
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