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In the 7th grade we always said grace before leaving the classroom to go to lunch and the whole class recited the 100th Psalm each morning. You weren't afraid to walk your own neighborhood after dark or even considered closing your windows at night since we had no AC in those days. Lock your car at night? What for? No reason to do that. They're wasn't car hijacking back then either. No one committed suicide either.

D46, 123 Christian Forums 31 Comments [10/31/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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And women were in the kitchen like June Cleaver.
And no darkies used to live in my neighborhood.
And farts used to smell like cinnamon buns.
And I met he-man, defender of the universe.

12/2/2011 12:51:43 AM

MarylandBear

And men were real men, women were real women and small green things from Alpha Centauri were real small green things from Alpha Centauri.

12/2/2011 6:30:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

In Japanese schools, they don't say 'Grace'.

Japan has among the lowest crime rates on the planet.

Shinto must be going right for them somehow, eh, D(erp)46(IQ)...?

12/2/2011 10:57:12 AM

Justanotheratheist

If we all believed that reciting some mumbo jumbo every day would turn the world into a better place, we'd all be doing it.

Unfortunately, there is no link whatsoever between prayer and anything.

12/3/2011 12:57:15 AM

Joker

And everyone had ponies and no one ever got old. Also every tree gave money and no one ever got sick...

12/3/2011 1:14:47 AM

rubber chicken

How many 7th graders get carjacked now ? or commit suicide ?

12/3/2011 3:27:20 AM
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