And women were in the kitchen like June Cleaver.
And no darkies used to live in my neighborhood.
And farts used to smell like cinnamon buns.
And I met he-man, defender of the universe.
12/2/2011 12:51:43 AM
And men were real men, women were real women and small green things from Alpha Centauri were real small green things from Alpha Centauri.
12/2/2011 6:30:55 AM
In Japanese schools, they don't say 'Grace'.
Japan has among the lowest crime rates on the planet.
Shinto must be going right for them somehow, eh, D(erp)46(IQ)...?
12/2/2011 10:57:12 AM
If we all believed that reciting some mumbo jumbo every day would turn the world into a better place, we'd all be doing it.
Unfortunately, there is no link whatsoever between prayer and anything.
12/3/2011 12:57:15 AM
And everyone had ponies and no one ever got old. Also every tree gave money and no one ever got sick...
12/3/2011 1:14:47 AM
How many 7th graders get carjacked now ? or commit suicide ?
12/3/2011 3:27:20 AM