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[Post Title: "Beyonce the Reptilian...Photo Proof!"]

I was researching the Dulce Base and got a little off track when i saw an interesting piece on Obama. Then it linked me to a few other sites and then to this picture. Here is a picture and link to see Beyonce's temple area of her head wrinkle and shift as if she were a reptilian. With different editing to the image you can also see a very faint marking of scales on her neck. Ive manipulated the picture many ways to try to see if maybe it is caked up makeup? Possible issues with her hair? But its just too obvioius....Let me know your thoughts.


MonkeyWrench30, Above Top Secret 35 Comments [6/26/2011 3:29:28 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

6/26/2011 3:52:48 AM


The reptilian masterplan:

1. Dress in skimpy costume and shake arse at millions in worldwide tours.
2. ?
3. World domination!

6/26/2011 4:05:42 AM


My thought's? You are mentally ill and need treatment and therapy.

6/26/2011 4:42:15 AM


I thought only Lady Gaga could do that.

6/26/2011 4:43:01 AM


meds: do you take them? and most importantly, if on meds you think stuff up like that, TAKE THEM AGAIN!!!!

6/26/2011 4:45:34 AM


My scales bring the boys to the yard...

6/26/2011 6:38:35 AM


Once again, ATS proves that no parody can outcrazy the real crazy.

6/26/2011 7:00:40 AM

Raised by Horses

Meanwhile, back in their flying saucer, Kang and Kodo are laughing their green, tentacly heads off about something or other involving "foolish hue-mans".

6/26/2011 7:01:03 AM


My first thought was that you are a paranoid idiot. As I mulled it over a bit, that was my second and third thought, too.

6/26/2011 7:18:48 AM

Brandy Bogard

6/26/2011 8:36:37 AM


All the single lizards!

6/26/2011 9:23:44 AM


What appears to be wrinkles is actually weave glue that crinkled up when she made an 'extreme' facial movement. You thought that was all her own hair?

6/26/2011 10:26:17 AM


This reminds me of Alex Jones rant about Justin Bieber being part of some plot to of the new world order to take over the world. or something like that.

6/26/2011 10:37:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Ah, pareidolia. When have you ever let us down? If there were reptilian aliens who secretly controlled society, why would one of them become a pop singer? Does she not have as much ambition as her brethren?

6/26/2011 11:42:07 AM


I for one welcome our new Beyonce overlords.


6/26/2011 2:36:51 PM


Yes, your argument would have merit if it weren't for the existence of photo editing software. Photo "evidence" does not carry the weight that it once did.

aside: although you could say it never carried weight as photo manipulation has been around since the invention of photography, albeit in more primitive forms.

6/26/2011 7:10:01 PM

Raised by Horses


Isn't that pretty much every rant he's ever made?

6/26/2011 7:58:28 PM


When I heard Dulce Base, here's what I thought of.

Cookie to anyone who gets why.

6/26/2011 7:58:54 PM


If you want to challenge Beyonce, you need to win two rounds on The Pit with perfect health and finish with a fatality. And Beyonce will appear in her true form.

6/26/2011 11:32:39 PM


That's wig glue, you fruitloop.

6/27/2011 2:23:51 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'm very proud for you MonkeyWrench and Imma let you finish in a minute, but I just wanna say that Beyonce is the best reptilian of all time!

6/27/2011 7:49:49 AM

J. James

I commend Beyonce's human parent for surviving having sex with a twelve-foot crocodile-man. Takes skillz, that does.

Poor Beyonce probably doesn't know that one of her parents isn't her real parent...

6/27/2011 9:00:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ lisamariefan:

Is it because "dulce" is Spanish for "sweet"?

6/28/2011 6:59:06 AM


Silly rabbit. Don't you know that the conspiracy is a plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the conspiracy?

6/28/2011 3:00:59 PM




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