Percy Q. Shunn
6/26/2011 3:52:48 AM
The reptilian masterplan:
1. Dress in skimpy costume and shake arse at millions in worldwide tours.
3. World domination!
6/26/2011 4:05:42 AM
My thought's? You are mentally ill and need treatment and therapy.
6/26/2011 4:42:15 AM
I thought only Lady Gaga could do that.
6/26/2011 4:43:01 AM
meds: do you take them? and most importantly, if on meds you think stuff up like that, TAKE THEM AGAIN!!!!
6/26/2011 4:45:34 AM
My scales bring the boys to the yard...
6/26/2011 6:38:35 AM
Once again, ATS proves that no parody can outcrazy the real crazy.
6/26/2011 7:00:40 AM
Raised by Horses
Meanwhile, back in their flying saucer, Kang and Kodo are laughing their green, tentacly heads off about something or other involving "foolish hue-mans".
6/26/2011 7:01:03 AM
My first thought was that you are a paranoid idiot. As I mulled it over a bit, that was my second and third thought, too.
6/26/2011 7:18:48 AM
6/26/2011 8:36:37 AM
All the single lizards!
6/26/2011 9:23:44 AM
What appears to be wrinkles is actually weave glue that crinkled up when she made an 'extreme' facial movement. You thought that was all her own hair?
6/26/2011 10:26:17 AM
This reminds me of Alex Jones rant about Justin Bieber being part of some plot to of the new world order to take over the world. or something like that.
6/26/2011 10:37:51 AM
Ah, pareidolia. When have you ever let us down? If there were reptilian aliens who secretly controlled society, why would one of them become a pop singer? Does she not have as much ambition as her brethren?
6/26/2011 11:42:07 AM
I for one welcome our new Beyonce overlords.
6/26/2011 2:36:51 PM
Yes, your argument would have merit if it weren't for the existence of photo editing software. Photo "evidence" does not carry the weight that it once did.
aside: although you could say it never carried weight as photo manipulation has been around since the invention of photography, albeit in more primitive forms.
6/26/2011 7:10:01 PM
Raised by Horses
Isn't that pretty much every rant he's ever made?
6/26/2011 7:58:28 PM
When I heard Dulce Base, here's what I thought of.
Cookie to anyone who gets why.
6/26/2011 7:58:54 PM
If you want to challenge Beyonce, you need to win two rounds on The Pit with perfect health and finish with a fatality. And Beyonce will appear in her true form.
6/26/2011 11:32:39 PM
That's wig glue, you fruitloop.
6/27/2011 2:23:51 AM
I'm very proud for you MonkeyWrench and Imma let you finish in a minute, but I just wanna say that Beyonce is the best reptilian of all time!
6/27/2011 7:49:49 AM
I commend Beyonce's human parent for surviving having sex with a twelve-foot crocodile-man. Takes skillz, that does.
Poor Beyonce probably doesn't know that one of her parents isn't her real parent...
6/27/2011 9:00:16 AM
Is it because "dulce" is Spanish for "sweet"?
6/28/2011 6:59:06 AM
Silly rabbit. Don't you know that the conspiracy is a plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the conspiracy?
6/28/2011 3:00:59 PM
6/28/2011 3:01:59 PM