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#1303106
Percy Q. Shunn
6/26/2011 3:52:48 AM
#1303110
solomongrundy
The reptilian masterplan:
1. Dress in skimpy costume and shake arse at millions in worldwide tours.
2. ?
3. World domination!
6/26/2011 4:05:42 AM
#1303125
Whitespirit
My thought's? You are mentally ill and need treatment and therapy.
6/26/2011 4:42:15 AM
#1303126
whatever
I thought only Lady Gaga could do that.
6/26/2011 4:43:01 AM
#1303129
\m/>_<\m/
meds: do you take them? and most importantly, if on meds you think stuff up like that, TAKE THEM AGAIN!!!!
6/26/2011 4:45:34 AM
#1303155
Meisha
My scales bring the boys to the yard...
6/26/2011 6:38:35 AM
#1303161
aaa
Once again, ATS proves that no parody can outcrazy the real crazy.
6/26/2011 7:00:40 AM
#1303162
Raised by Horses
Meanwhile, back in their flying saucer, Kang and Kodo are laughing their green, tentacly heads off about something or other involving "foolish hue-mans".
6/26/2011 7:01:03 AM
#1303166
Papabear
My first thought was that you are a paranoid idiot. As I mulled it over a bit, that was my second and third thought, too.
6/26/2011 7:18:48 AM
#1303183
Brandy Bogard
6/26/2011 8:36:37 AM
#1303197
Lucilius
All the single lizards!
6/26/2011 9:23:44 AM
#1303216
nazani14
What appears to be wrinkles is actually weave glue that crinkled up when she made an 'extreme' facial movement. You thought that was all her own hair?
6/26/2011 10:26:17 AM
#1303225
Danarth
This reminds me of Alex Jones rant about Justin Bieber being part of some plot to of the new world order to take over the world. or something like that.
6/26/2011 10:37:51 AM
#1303237
Brendan Rizzo
Ah, pareidolia. When have you ever let us down? If there were reptilian aliens who secretly controlled society, why would one of them become a pop singer? Does she not have as much ambition as her brethren?
6/26/2011 11:42:07 AM
#1303277
fromdownunder
I for one welcome our new Beyonce overlords.
Norm
6/26/2011 2:36:51 PM
#1303345
mathius_dragoon
Yes, your argument would have merit if it weren't for the existence of photo editing software. Photo "evidence" does not carry the weight that it once did.
aside: although you could say it never carried weight as photo manipulation has been around since the invention of photography, albeit in more primitive forms.
6/26/2011 7:10:01 PM
#1303350
Raised by Horses
@Danarth
Isn't that pretty much every rant he's ever made?
6/26/2011 7:58:28 PM
#1303351
lisamariefan
When I heard Dulce Base, here's what I thought of.
Cookie to anyone who gets why.
6/26/2011 7:58:54 PM
#1303371
cdcdrr
If you want to challenge Beyonce, you need to win two rounds on The Pit with perfect health and finish with a fatality. And Beyonce will appear in her true form.
6/26/2011 11:32:39 PM
#1303383
shykid
That's wig glue, you fruitloop.
6/27/2011 2:23:51 AM
#1303558
Doubting Thomas
I'm very proud for you MonkeyWrench and Imma let you finish in a minute, but I just wanna say that Beyonce is the best reptilian of all time!
6/27/2011 7:49:49 AM
#1303592
J. James
I commend Beyonce's human parent for surviving having sex with a twelve-foot crocodile-man. Takes skillz, that does.
Poor Beyonce probably doesn't know that one of her parents isn't her real parent...
6/27/2011 9:00:16 AM
#1303980
Brendan Rizzo
@ lisamariefan:
Is it because "dulce" is Spanish for "sweet"?
6/28/2011 6:59:06 AM
#1304149
Noneofyourbusiness
Silly rabbit. Don't you know that the conspiracy is a plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the plot to distract you from the conspiracy?
6/28/2011 3:00:59 PM
#1304150
Noneofyourbusiness
@fromdownunder
Win!
6/28/2011 3:01:59 PM
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