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In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written.


Dcide, Ministering Deliverance 92 Comments [6/27/2011 2:35:42 AM]
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Submitted By: E = MC Hammer
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Mephistopheles

Didn't work. Try Yahweh's name next time.

6/27/2011 2:44:45 AM

Whitespirit

Yayy, I'm not demonic. So by wingnut definition atheism is not demonic nor satanic. QED.

6/27/2011 2:50:58 AM

Anon2

Somebody should tell "Dcide" that magic incantations don't work. And it gets completely ridiculous when these incantations try to "exorcize" fictional entities which don't exist in reality.

6/27/2011 2:56:42 AM

aaa

Try harder next time.

6/27/2011 3:16:17 AM

Rufus

If I were slightly more cynical I might suspect that this is just a way of getting us to look at the rest of the post.

6/27/2011 3:25:49 AM

mefamwee

I'm gonna summon a demon just so they can read this :p

now where tha fuck is mah ouija board?!?

6/27/2011 3:36:20 AM

From the frozen north, Death cometh

Well this post will be handy in the future, if/when I get accused of being the offspring of Beelzebub or some such. :)

6/27/2011 3:41:45 AM

shadkat

Ah, so I'm not a demon. Thanks for clearing that up. I sure was worried for a bit.

6/27/2011 3:43:21 AM

Krimzon Flygon

Well, THAT didn't work, now did it?

6/27/2011 3:52:26 AM



Huh, this is weird... a completely blank posting.

6/27/2011 3:54:04 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


6/27/2011 4:28:09 AM

Olivia

MY EYES

6/27/2011 4:28:23 AM

Alcari

Wait, if a demonic entity can't know what's written there, how is it supposed to know it can't see what's written there?

Try Explosive Runes next time, they work better, in this incatation for example:

They say the world has two moons. They say Araby has countless dunes. But you care not as you tend your wounds, for you've just read explosive runes.

6/27/2011 4:32:53 AM

Raised by Horses

And to make doubly sure, I forbid myself from having any knowledge or understanding of what it is that I'm writing, too!

6/27/2011 4:37:06 AM

D Laurier

Yawn.
My sci/fi character is cooler than yours

6/27/2011 4:46:16 AM

Mister Spak

After consulting my spell book:

Arcane MarkUniversal
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 0 ft.
Effect: One personal rune or mark, all of which must fit within 1 sq. ft.
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
This spell allows you to inscribe your personal rune or mark, which can consist of no more than six characters. The writing can be visible or invisible. An arcane mark spell enables you to etch the rune upon any substance without harm to the material upon which it is placed. If an invisible mark is made, a detect magic spell causes it to glow and be visible, though not necessarily understandable.
See invisibility, true seeing, a gem of seeing, or a robe of eyes likewise allows the user to see an invisible arcane mark. A read magic spell reveals the words, if any. The mark cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed by the caster or by an erase spell.
If an arcane mark is placed on a living being, normal wear gradually causes the effect to fade in about a month.
Arcane mark must be cast on an object prior to casting instant summons on the same object (see that spell description for details).

I will now use the see invisible spell to read your post

6/27/2011 4:53:14 AM

Brandy Bogard

Fucker spelled Deicide wrong!

6/27/2011 4:56:54 AM

Dan Onymous

"In Jesus name, I forbid all demonic entities from reading this post or having any knowledge of what is being written."


Is there a bunch of text under that which I can't see...?

6/27/2011 5:16:19 AM

DevilsChaplain

Too late : P

6/27/2011 5:18:28 AM



Seems fundies also say the silliest things.

6/27/2011 5:34:00 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So nonexistent demons will not read your post. Big whoop.

6/27/2011 5:59:36 AM

whatever

Oops, all I can read is the first line. Either the rest of it has gone missing, or... I'm demonic?

6/27/2011 6:03:01 AM

raindrops

Mister Spak, I assure you that you do not want to waste 1 standard action to read what was written.
It's a trap!

6/27/2011 6:06:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, good luck with that. I think they even have internet access in Hell these days.

6/27/2011 6:37:53 AM

DevilHunter

Is anyone else just seeing a blank space where the message ought to be?

6/27/2011 7:17:46 AM
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