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The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.


central_va, Free Republic 121 Comments [6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
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Katherine Lorraine

The worst part about heterosexual marriage is that it forces the gay population to think about vaginas.

What? I can take their logic into their same weirdness if I want!

(Hint: If you see a happy couple and immediately think about their sex life, you're a pervert.)

6/27/2011 2:49:55 AM

Berry Caluroso

>.> I'm not gay, and I don't mind thinking about butt holes, depending on whose butt hole we are talking about here.

6/27/2011 3:02:56 AM

Jubba the Mad

Anal sex play is, numerically speaking, overwhelmingly practiced by straight people. Fucking hetro's and their hetro agenda eh?

@ Kath: It appears I am a pervert. Thanks for clearing that up.

6/27/2011 3:04:58 AM

Anon2

I am straight, I know several homosexual couples, and I when I think about them, mainly things like this come to my mind: That they are holding hands, that they are living together happily, that they are going together through life trusting each other in good times as in bad.

"centra_va", when you can only think about sexual acts, then this says much more about YOU than about the so-called "gay agenda".

6/27/2011 3:07:42 AM

mefamwee

The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the gay population to think about clown holes.

They don't like to think about clown holes.

6/27/2011 3:34:44 AM

Aspergus

Nobody other than your obsessive-compulsive mind is forcing you to think about buttholes. Perhaps you should consult a psychiatrist about this problem.

6/27/2011 3:40:16 AM

shadkat

*snort*

6/27/2011 3:42:04 AM

Passerby

Can I point out for a second that no gay man I have ever met talks about gay sex nearly as much as you people?

6/27/2011 3:50:49 AM

From the frozen north, Death cometh

Oh crap, the gays have mastered mind control technology already?

They are closer than we expected! We must start building Vault Tech™ bunkers! Now, people, before it's too late!

6/27/2011 3:55:35 AM

OtakuX

And yet, Fundies are always the first to bring buttholes into the converstation.

6/27/2011 4:11:50 AM

OtakuX

And yet, Fundies are always the first to bring buttholes into the converstation.

6/27/2011 4:13:15 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Here's a pic of the kind of butthole you DO love...


6/27/2011 4:23:32 AM

whatever

Funny, I'm straight and I'm not forced to think about anything. I still think about vaginas and mouths, just like I did before the coming (oops) of the "gay agenda".

6/27/2011 4:26:36 AM

aaa

You can't really shift blame for your obsession with rectums. Perhaps, you like obsessing about things that are very similar to yourself.

6/27/2011 4:27:42 AM



Try a tinfoil hat. Maybe that will keep those gay agenda mind control waves away...

6/27/2011 4:33:09 AM

Zipperback

Then don't go near any mirrors.

ZING!

6/27/2011 4:36:12 AM

gravematter

It's such a pathetic argument. You don't like thinking about two men doing the nasty, so therefore it should be banned. If you didn't obssess about the so-called "gay agenda" so much, then your mind would be freed up to start thinking about unicorns and rainbows instead. I mean, I don't much like thinking about butt holes either, butI realise that the things I do and don't like to think about are not relevant to society. I also don't particularly like thinking about vomit for example. My solution is not to think about it.

6/27/2011 4:37:17 AM

Higgs Boson

You are what you think...

6/27/2011 4:37:19 AM

Raised by Horses

"I don’t like to think about butt holes."

No, but clearly you think with yours.

6/27/2011 4:40:11 AM

Mister Spak

" I don’t like to think about butt holes. "

But you are a butthole.

6/27/2011 4:41:10 AM

Ia ia

The worst part about people that whine about the gay agenda forcing straight population to think about butt holes, is that it forces everyone who is subjected to it to think about butt holes. I don't like to think about butt holes.

6/27/2011 4:41:38 AM

D Laurier?

How does this "gay agenda" force me to think about "butt holes"?
Seriously... how does that work?

6/27/2011 4:43:20 AM

OtakuX

I like to think about buttholes. Not MEN's buttholes. Women's buttholes, sure.

Now, the worst part about the Christian agenda is it makes us deal with assholes. I don't like to deal with assholes.

6/27/2011 4:46:07 AM

Tallyho

I call Poe!

6/27/2011 4:50:57 AM



The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes.

Only immature people immediately think about this.

I don’t like to think about butt holes.

I am Central's colon. Central ignores me so I get cancer and kill him/her.

6/27/2011 4:58:45 AM
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