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The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.


central_va, Free Republic 121 Comments [6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
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Fedup

It must be tough getting dressed in the morning if you can't stand to look in the mirror

6/27/2011 5:01:53 AM

Phed

Aw poor you...those gays keep invading your daydreams with thoughts about anuses? What's bothering more - the fact that it turns you on thinking about another mans ass or the fact that you can't get some?

6/27/2011 5:02:15 AM

Farrago

@1303468 Stop

6/27/2011 5:02:57 AM

Pup

Uh, I don't like to think about boobs or vagina, but the vast majority of men seem to want to, and advertising seems to target those men with said topics of interest.

I have to put up with it. Even if your strawman were true, I think you could stand to tolerate it.

6/27/2011 5:08:25 AM

FTR...

[homer]"Hmmm... Butt-holes...."[/homer]

6/27/2011 5:10:26 AM

DevilsChaplain

" I don’t like to think about butt holes."

When I think of gay rights I don't think about butt holes. Must just be you.

6/27/2011 5:19:32 AM

Zipperback

Then don't go near any mirrors.

ZING!

6/27/2011 5:27:22 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

The worst part about bathrooms is that they force the population to think about butt holes.

6/27/2011 5:42:45 AM



That you reduce any relationship down to it's basest level says a lot about you. That you appear to be preoccupied with relationships other than your own says a lot more. Seek help.

6/27/2011 5:44:57 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I am a straight man. I do not think about butt holes. You are clearly in the closet and need to come out immediately before the shininess of your mirror burns your house down.

6/27/2011 5:47:15 AM

Yownanymous

I don’t like to think about butt holes.
I beg to differ.

6/27/2011 5:55:57 AM

Prager

Then don't!

6/27/2011 6:13:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

Are you sure you don't like thinking about buttholes?

6/27/2011 6:16:54 AM

Musicalbookworm

What is this? Argument ad junior high?

6/27/2011 6:30:03 AM

JSS

Glad I read a comment from a Freeper which had nothing to do with buttholes. Now I'm not thinking about buttholes at all.

[size=16]Buttholes![/size]

6/27/2011 7:19:44 AM

Horsefeathers

"The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes."

I only think about them when I read Free Republic quotes.

I'm sure there's some sort of correlation there...

6/27/2011 7:27:48 AM

Pule Thamex

I agree. It doesn't do to be too self-absorbed.

6/27/2011 8:05:22 AM

John

Being straight forces the male population to think about menstruation. What's your point?

6/27/2011 8:07:06 AM

Zeus Almighty

The worst part about the christianist agenda is that it forces the rational population to listen to assholes. I don't like to listen to assholes.

6/27/2011 8:14:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes."

I'm a straight, left-wing, Atheist, but pro-LGBT man. Yet, for some unfathomable reason, I don't think about arseholes.

...unlike the arseholes like you right wingers, who - with your obvious obsession with teh buttsecks - clearly do

The mere fact you've posited this notion conclusively proves it. Freud was right all along.



Now tell me about your mother, central_va.

>:D

6/27/2011 8:23:51 AM

GigaGuess

No, you sitting around obsessing about anal sex is NOT some insidious part of the "gay agenda." It is your own fixation.

6/27/2011 8:42:16 AM

dionysus

I don’t like to think about butt holes.

So you say. And yet somehow the thought always manifests itself in you fundies' heads. Seriously, you guys think about butt holes more than a gay prostitute.

6/27/2011 8:50:08 AM

SpukiKitty

I don't wanna think of buttholes either so please 'central_va', will you kindly get outta my head?

6/27/2011 8:53:58 AM

SpukiKitty

I LOVE THIS THREAD! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!!!!

6/27/2011 8:58:24 AM

BobsOldSocks

It does?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

6/27/2011 9:03:00 AM
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