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#1303598
Panz
Then don't. I wasn't thinking of them till you mentioned them.
6/27/2011 9:05:19 AM
#1303604
liar
6/27/2011 9:13:37 AM
#1303608
Elia
"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." - Commodus, "Gladiator"
You're as whiny as he was.
6/27/2011 9:23:22 AM
#1303612
Deep Search
Right wing conservatives and anti-gay bigots make me think about butt holes. Because they are the butt holes.
6/27/2011 9:31:50 AM
#1303620
Ian1732
Now I'm thinking of a bunch of gay people running up and down the street, shouting at people passing by, "YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT BUTTHOLES."
6/27/2011 9:42:28 AM
#1303622
Osiris
Sorry gays you can't marry because you make me think about butt holes.
6/27/2011 9:44:03 AM
#1303625
Skatepunk
You just obsess about anal sex.
I rarely think about it.
6/27/2011 9:46:45 AM
#1303626
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the lesbian population to think about men’s pee-tubes…
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the gay male population to think about women’s bleeding-prone menstrual channels…
Yeah.
6/27/2011 9:49:08 AM
#1303628
Liberal Christian
Then stop thinking about them. Honestly, you fundies probably think about gay sex more than gay people do.
6/27/2011 9:51:10 AM
#1303633
Godbuster
What the fuck... really? THAT'S you problem? Here's a question: Do you poop?
6/27/2011 9:55:31 AM
#1303638
Xotan
The worst part about the Fundie Agenda is that is forces the people to acknowledge the Fundie fixation about butt holes. Sane people, gay or straight, don’t generally like to think about butt holes.
This proves that Fundism is a pervert's paradise.
6/27/2011 10:05:50 AM
#1303650
John-in-Oz
And penises. And muscles. Hot male bodies thrusting together. Damn this gay agenda for making me think about things I don't want to like thinking about!
(in the meantime, heterosexual men confronted with the idea of the gay agenda, think about lesbian sex. "It'a like thinking about one hot woman having sex only there's two of them!")
6/27/2011 10:36:49 AM
#1303662
Vermicious Knid
Hey, central_va, I'm thinking of them right now since you're such a colossal one.
But I'm not going to get too outraged, because anyone who uses the term "butt hole" in all seriousness and starts thinking of them any time the word "gay" is mentioned can't be any older than 13, at least emotionally.
@Passerby: "Can I point out for a second that no gay man I have ever met talks about gay sex nearly as much as you people?"
Seriously. Shit, gay porn actors probably don't talk or think about it as much as fundies and conservadouches do.
6/27/2011 10:55:49 AM
#1303670
Fundies Make Me Sick
There is no gay agenda and no one forces you to think about butt holes. If you think about them, it says more about you than anyone else.
6/27/2011 11:14:11 AM
#1303679
Comrade Potatovich
What's this?Buttfuckery week in Jesusland?
6/27/2011 11:29:06 AM
#1303685
Mrs. Antichrist
Homophobia in a nutshell.
6/27/2011 11:48:48 AM
#1303687
checkmate
The worst part about the Metamucil and Depends television ad agenda is that it forces the "regular" population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.
6/27/2011 11:50:24 AM
#1303688
Narnia
Then Don't
6/27/2011 11:50:33 AM
#1303695
Old Viking
Butt holes is one of the few topics in which freepers can claim expertise.
6/27/2011 12:10:44 PM
#1303703
Beccs
The worst part about the Free Republic is that is forces the rational population to think about bigoted, moronic, often misogynistic butt holes.
6/27/2011 12:55:33 PM
#1303709
Bine
Hahahaha! Well, then don't!
This was stupid of the hilarious kind!
6/27/2011 1:28:27 PM
#1303715
Berny
If you think about butt-holes, it's because you want to think about butt-holes.
I'm heterosexual and I've never had a problem with gays, or gays getting married (I actively supported it in fact), or gays adopting. I never think about butt-holes.
So you see, the problem is all yours.
6/27/2011 1:35:39 PM
#1303728
farpadokly
Reminds me of the old chestnut: "Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one".
6/27/2011 2:17:00 PM
#1303740
Doctor Fishcake
Nominated for "Thou Doth Protest Too Much" award.
6/27/2011 2:45:34 PM
#1303744
mathius_dragoon
I think you need to take a class on human sexuality before you criticize the way anybody has sex. I heard credibility is important in argument.
6/27/2011 2:54:44 PM
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