Fundie of the Year Voting!
The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.
[6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 107
Then don't. I wasn't thinking of them till you mentioned them.
6/27/2011 9:05:19 AM
6/27/2011 9:13:37 AM
"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." - Commodus, "Gladiator"
You're as whiny as he was.
6/27/2011 9:23:22 AM
Right wing conservatives and anti-gay bigots make me think about butt holes. Because they are the butt holes.
6/27/2011 9:31:50 AM
Now I'm thinking of a bunch of gay people running up and down the street, shouting at people passing by, "YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT BUTTHOLES."
6/27/2011 9:42:28 AM
Sorry gays you can't marry because you make me think about butt holes.
6/27/2011 9:44:03 AM
You just obsess about anal sex.
I rarely think about it.
6/27/2011 9:46:45 AM
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the lesbian population to think about men’s pee-tubes…
The worst part about the straight agenda is that it forces the gay male population to think about women’s bleeding-prone menstrual channels…
6/27/2011 9:49:08 AM
Then stop thinking about them. Honestly, you fundies probably think about gay sex more than gay people do.
6/27/2011 9:51:10 AM
What the fuck... really? THAT'S you problem? Here's a question: Do you poop?
6/27/2011 9:55:31 AM
The worst part about the Fundie Agenda is that is forces the people to acknowledge the Fundie fixation about butt holes. Sane people, gay or straight, don’t generally like to think about butt holes.
This proves that Fundism is a pervert's paradise.
6/27/2011 10:05:50 AM
And penises. And muscles. Hot male bodies thrusting together. Damn this gay agenda for making me think about things I don't want to like thinking about!
(in the meantime, heterosexual men confronted with the idea of the gay agenda, think about lesbian sex. "It'a like thinking about one hot woman having sex only there's two of them!")
6/27/2011 10:36:49 AM
Hey, central_va, I'm thinking of them right now since you're such a colossal one.
But I'm not going to get too outraged, because anyone who uses the term "butt hole" in all seriousness and starts thinking of them any time the word "gay" is mentioned can't be any older than 13, at least emotionally.
@Passerby: "Can I point out for a second that no gay man I have ever met talks about gay sex nearly as much as you people?"
Seriously. Shit, gay porn actors probably don't talk or think about it as much as fundies and conservadouches do.
6/27/2011 10:55:49 AM
Fundies Make Me Sick
There is no gay agenda and no one forces you to think about butt holes. If you think about them, it says more about you than anyone else.
6/27/2011 11:14:11 AM
What's this?Buttfuckery week in Jesusland?
6/27/2011 11:29:06 AM
Homophobia in a nutshell.
6/27/2011 11:48:48 AM
The worst part about the
television ad agenda is that it forces the "regular" population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.
6/27/2011 11:50:24 AM
6/27/2011 11:50:33 AM
Butt holes is one of the few topics in which freepers can claim expertise.
6/27/2011 12:10:44 PM
The worst part about the Free Republic is that is forces the rational population to think about bigoted, moronic, often misogynistic butt holes.
6/27/2011 12:55:33 PM
Hahahaha! Well, then don't!
This was stupid of the hilarious kind!
6/27/2011 1:28:27 PM
If you think about butt-holes, it's because you want to think about butt-holes.
I'm heterosexual and I've never had a problem with gays, or gays getting married (I actively supported it in fact), or gays adopting. I never think about butt-holes.
So you see, the problem is all yours.
6/27/2011 1:35:39 PM
Reminds me of the old chestnut: "Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one".
6/27/2011 2:17:00 PM
Nominated for "Thou Doth Protest Too Much" award.
6/27/2011 2:45:34 PM
I think you need to take a class on human sexuality before you criticize the way anybody has sex. I heard credibility is important in argument.
6/27/2011 2:54:44 PM