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The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.

central_va, Free Republic 121 Comments [6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
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Obviously, this guys hasn't heard of pegging, prostate massagers or good guy on gal buttsex.

6/27/2011 2:56:13 PM


Homophobia in a nutshell.

6/27/2011 3:49:38 PM



I think you're a butthole.

6/27/2011 4:06:23 PM

Then don't. No one's forcing you to think anything.

6/27/2011 5:34:41 PM


Once again, lesbians derail your entire argument.

6/27/2011 5:39:15 PM


6/27/2011 5:40:38 PM


It's not the fault of gay people that you randomly think about a random body part whenever you hear about gay people. That's your problem.

6/27/2011 7:03:13 PM

Bad Wolf

Here's a nifty experiment:

Almost without exception, the color of a person's eyebrows is the same color as their pubic hair.

Now, the next ten people you meet, TRY not to imagine what color their pubic hair is...


6/27/2011 7:26:42 PM


Actually, no. Unlike you I don't think about buttholes wherever gay marriage comes up.

I sometimes think about assholes, though, like the kind that gather at Free Republic.

6/27/2011 8:17:21 PM


When? It only made me think that they should get the same rights I do. If I were to it would be of my future girlfriend if she would be into anal.

6/27/2011 10:26:20 PM


so think about vagina fisting

6/27/2011 11:44:33 PM


You know, not every gay person has butt sex. I believe lesbians don't necessarily involve their rear ends in the consummation of their affections.

I've always wondered why fundies never talk about lesbians. Hmm.......

6/28/2011 12:11:19 AM


6/28/2011 12:53:19 AM

6/28/2011 1:03:06 AM


If that's all you can think about when it comes to gays, that's your problem.

6/28/2011 2:06:12 AM


The fact that you bring them up when most people don't think of them shows that you *do* like thinking about buttholes. Either that, or you're a masochist, and you deserve a spanking!

6/28/2011 2:26:53 AM

Philbert McAdamia

>> I don’t like to think about butt holes. <<

Bet me, Gambler. You butt hole.

6/28/2011 4:56:41 AM


and they (gay guys) don't like thinking about vaginas. quite frankly i don't blame them. ;P

there is no gay agenda. if your thinking of butt holes a lot recently well... that could just be you. ...i might want to do some soul searching if i were you.

6/28/2011 6:01:38 AM


@Bad Wolf

Also, try this experiment:

Next time you see Bill O'RLY, Rush Limburger, Sarah Failin, Mike Fuckabee, Batscat Shelly et al (or anyone you loathe & detest), just picture them sitting on the toilet, with their trousers/underpants/knickers round their ankles. Trust me, you'll never take them seriously again.



"What the fuck... really? THAT'S you problem? Here's a question: Do you poop?"

Hitler was a coprophiliac:

Rush Limburger and 'shit sandwiches':

Like I say, Freud was right all along. Certainly in the case of right-wingers.

6/28/2011 8:22:50 AM

The Lazy One


central_va, damn you, you've made me think about butt holes more than the "gay agenda" ever did!

6/28/2011 9:22:54 AM

Big Jilm

Listen,'s your own sex-centric impulses that have you thinking about buttholes. What makes you think all gays are about buttholes anyway? I know several who don't practice teh buttsecs and many hetero couples that do.

Maybe your thoughts are just complete ass?

Also, I think about women's boobs all the time. Just sayin'.

6/28/2011 12:37:35 PM


Poetic justice.....central va gets hemmoroids.

6/28/2011 5:21:41 PM


6/28/2011 6:03:34 PM

6/28/2011 9:33:26 PM

Well, don't think. Look how simple is that. It's like saying that being in favour of eliminating racism makes you think of tanned skin.

6/29/2011 2:56:21 AM
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