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The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.


central_va, Free Republic 116 Comments [6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
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#1304436
Selkie

I hear of, and thus am forced to think of, butt holes far more frequently thanks to fundie discourse than any gay discourse.

Now I am thinking about butt holes thanks to this fundie butthole.

6/29/2011 2:18:37 PM

#1304437
\m/>_<\m/

@selkie: meh, could be worse, you coulda been goatsed....

on the other hand, now, thanks to fundies and homophobes, when i think of buttholes, i think about findind the gay agenda.... even worse, ain't it?

6/29/2011 2:36:54 PM

#1304490


The worst part of heterosexual marriage is that it forces the lesbian population to think about penises. I don't like to think about penises.

Just had to toss that in there, too, since there's already a gay male and straight version.

6/29/2011 5:11:29 PM

#1304524
LadyJafaria

And yet, wherever you go, you make people think "What a butt hole."

6/29/2011 7:49:01 PM

#1304917
Amadaun

...oddly, I pegged this as an approximation of the probable motivation of at least 60% of homophobes when I was thirteen. You don't often hear them admit it, though.

6/30/2011 11:09:34 AM

#1305066
Anon

Then don't. Homophobics think more about gay sex than gays do.

6/30/2011 6:26:44 PM

#1305228
GodIsRealUnlessDeclaredInteger

The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse.

7/1/2011 5:42:46 AM

#1305306
Anon-e-moose

@GodIsRealUnlessDeclaredInteger

(emphasis added):

"The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzirm6TwcXA



Jeremy Clarkson: 'I... it does say that, doesn't it?!'

James May: 'Yeah, I thought I imagined it.'

Richard Hammond: 'It does.'

JC: 'It does say that?!'

RH: 'Yes, it does. That's what it says. And it is the name of the town, it's not saying...'

JC: 'Yes it is; it's "Welcome to..." that:'



RH: 'You don't think there was a hamlet called "Foreplay" down there, we should've popped into first?!'

(*chortles & guffaws*)

-"Top Gear"

There must be a lot of people in Pennsylvania who don't think about marriage then.

X3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

7/1/2011 8:22:47 AM

#1306149
M

The worst part about fundies is that they exist.

I don't like that they exist.

7/3/2011 3:06:14 PM

#1322113


Oh, but I think you do. In fact, most fundies think about them 24/7, from my experience.

8/14/2011 6:36:14 PM

#1325042


You don't like to think about them?

THEN DON'T!

Dear God, do you stay up thinking of things to complain about?

8/25/2011 9:52:02 AM

#1335022
shykid

If having constant, intrusive thoughts about men's rectums is a problem of yours, then that's not really my fault. You very probably have some form of OCD. See a therapist.

9/23/2011 3:12:51 PM

#1335034
Nowonmai

Maybe you think about anuses all the time, but I sure as hell don't!

9/23/2011 5:45:17 PM

#1464070
Rabbit of Caerbannog


10/31/2012 4:57:36 PM

#1464073
Dr.Shrinker

The worst part of your post is, you actually think you are fooling some one

10/31/2012 5:04:06 PM

#1464112
anti-nonsense

then stop thinking about them idiot. I wasn't thinking about butt holes til you brought them up.

Also, straight people do anal too you know.

10/31/2012 9:10:23 PM
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