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The worst part about the gay agenda is that is forces the straight population to think about butt holes. I don’t like to think about butt holes.


central_va, Free Republic 121 Comments [6/27/2011 2:47:09 AM]
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Selkie

I hear of, and thus am forced to think of, butt holes far more frequently thanks to fundie discourse than any gay discourse.

Now I am thinking about butt holes thanks to this fundie butthole.

6/29/2011 2:18:37 PM

\m/>_<\m/

@selkie: meh, could be worse, you coulda been goatsed....

on the other hand, now, thanks to fundies and homophobes, when i think of buttholes, i think about findind the gay agenda.... even worse, ain't it?

6/29/2011 2:36:54 PM



The worst part of heterosexual marriage is that it forces the lesbian population to think about penises. I don't like to think about penises.

Just had to toss that in there, too, since there's already a gay male and straight version.

6/29/2011 5:11:29 PM

LadyJafaria

And yet, wherever you go, you make people think "What a butt hole."

6/29/2011 7:49:01 PM

Amadaun

...oddly, I pegged this as an approximation of the probable motivation of at least 60% of homophobes when I was thirteen. You don't often hear them admit it, though.

6/30/2011 11:09:34 AM

Anon

Then don't. Homophobics think more about gay sex than gays do.

6/30/2011 6:26:44 PM

GodIsRealUnlessDeclaredInteger

The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse.

7/1/2011 5:42:46 AM

Anon-e-moose

@GodIsRealUnlessDeclaredInteger

(emphasis added):

"The worst part about marriage is that it forces me to think about intercourse. I am asexual and do not like to think about intercourse."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzirm6TwcXA



Jeremy Clarkson: 'I... it does say that, doesn't it?!'

James May: 'Yeah, I thought I imagined it.'

Richard Hammond: 'It does.'

JC: 'It does say that?!'

RH: 'Yes, it does. That's what it says. And it is the name of the town, it's not saying...'

JC: 'Yes it is; it's "Welcome to..." that:'



RH: 'You don't think there was a hamlet called "Foreplay" down there, we should've popped into first?!'

(*chortles & guffaws*)

-"Top Gear"

There must be a lot of people in Pennsylvania who don't think about marriage then.

X3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

7/1/2011 8:22:47 AM

M

The worst part about fundies is that they exist.

I don't like that they exist.

7/3/2011 3:06:14 PM



Oh, but I think you do. In fact, most fundies think about them 24/7, from my experience.

8/14/2011 6:36:14 PM



You don't like to think about them?

THEN DON'T!

Dear God, do you stay up thinking of things to complain about?

8/25/2011 9:52:02 AM

shykid

If having constant, intrusive thoughts about men's rectums is a problem of yours, then that's not really my fault. You very probably have some form of OCD. See a therapist.

9/23/2011 3:12:51 PM

Nowonmai

Maybe you think about anuses all the time, but I sure as hell don't!

9/23/2011 5:45:17 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


10/31/2012 4:57:36 PM

Dr.Shrinker

The worst part of your post is, you actually think you are fooling some one

10/31/2012 5:04:06 PM

anti-nonsense

then stop thinking about them idiot. I wasn't thinking about butt holes til you brought them up.

Also, straight people do anal too you know.

10/31/2012 9:10:23 PM

DAR31337

And yet you think about butthole and other people thinking about butthole.

12/9/2013 3:10:16 PM

Alex

Strangely, I hadn't been thinking about butt holes until you mentioned them... Damn Christians and their weird fetishes

3/16/2014 8:33:38 AM

JW

The worst part about your bigotry is that it makes me think you are an asshole.

3/20/2014 2:48:52 AM

Swede

Strangely enough, it seems only homophobes think of butt holes when they think of "teh ghey". The rest of us think of human beings who are attracted to people of the same gender.

3/20/2014 3:08:46 AM

Violet_Beauregarde

Oh sure you don't, freakin' FUNDAMENTalist :P! You are an asshole, so there isn't much need to think about them, is there? Nobody's FORCING you to think about anal orifices, you're already doing so of your own accord. Don't want to think of them? Then DON'T!

3/20/2014 8:40:27 AM
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