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I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

AMEN.

patriotaras, Free Republic 89 Comments [6/28/2011 5:24:11 AM]
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Iron Boomer

When schadenfreude makes up your view of Heaven, there's something insidiously wrong with you.

6/28/2011 5:32:29 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

"Admit" may not be quite the nuance you're going for, bucko.

6/28/2011 5:37:01 AM

fmitchell

So this person has homosexual feelings, but won't admit it?

6/28/2011 5:37:37 AM

Tallyho

Whether you "admit" the feelings or not, you will still have them!

Your punishment for having them is that you will burn with the rest of us.

You dirty sinner!

Hey - you might as well enjoy it while you can!

6/28/2011 5:39:40 AM

markb

I think in his own confused way he is saying that it's only a matter of time before everyone will be legally required to be gay (or "admit" homosexual feelings). Because otherwise, these idiots have no way to explain how allowing gays to marry infringes on their own freedom.

6/28/2011 5:43:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

So in other words, you'll just remain in the closet, constantly unhappily wrestling with your gay feelings?

And what kind of warped world do you live in where you think the government's going to pass a law forcing you to admit you've had homosexual feelings?

6/28/2011 5:47:29 AM

Gypsin

even if you dont "admit" homosexual feelings im pretty sure they will still say your homosexual. and thus you'll be burning right along side us "dirty sinners"

when are these poor people going to realize there is no winning in Christianity and that their religion hates everyone who isn't "perfect?"

6/28/2011 5:48:10 AM

Doctor Whom

I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.

Didn't you just?

6/28/2011 5:59:56 AM

Argle Bargle

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

Holy Freudian slip, Batman!

6/28/2011 6:05:43 AM

Whitespirit

Whether you admit it or not will make no difference to the fact if you do.

In fact admitting it will probably make you much happier in your life.

6/28/2011 6:05:48 AM

Xotan

Just who are you trying to convince you're not gay? Do you think most of the world gives a damn? It's only gobshites and bigots that get their knickers in a twist.

As to heaven, there is no evidence whatsoever that it exists. You may believe it, but you cannot prove it. Besides, even if it did exist, what evidence is there that you will be dancing there. Maybe your supposed god does not approve of dancing!

And by Christian tenets, shouldn't you be praying for sinners. Is it not a sin to glory in the misfortune of others?

Ah yes. But this is free republic, the last refuge of the terminally bewildered.

6/28/2011 6:24:00 AM

Horsefeathers

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

I do believe you just did.

6/28/2011 6:31:11 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Did he just say he was in the closet? I know that he was probably intending to spout off a conspiracy theory that now that gay marriage is legal in New York, everyone in that state will be forced to be gay... but his unintended implication sounds much funnier.

6/28/2011 6:47:08 AM

Zeus Almighty

"I don’t care WHAT law they pass."

That's actually an admirable sentiment. Why should anyone care?
Oh, I see you continued instead of stopping there.

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

Well, admitting your attraction would help you move into acceptance and likely a happier life. I'm guessing a search of your browsing history would turn up some ghey sites.

"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."

And then we descend into the "my god's gonna get beat up all the people I hate and I'm gonna partay like it's 1999 (BCE).
Also, dancing is a sin, at least in the Baptist church I was brought up in. And guys dancing is particularly suspect if not outright gay.

6/28/2011 6:50:20 AM

ChrisInManc

What a sad, subconscious, cry for help...

6/28/2011 7:17:36 AM

Mad_Jester

Say, did anyone else get a mental image of some pencil-thin, paler-than-Wonder-bread wonk in a sweater vest and beige slacks, doing the Carlton on top of a cloud all by himself?

6/28/2011 7:21:49 AM

Berny

So you're basically saying you're a repressed homosexual.
As for your "Paying for Eternity" comment, it's only a revenge fantasy.
Never. Gonna. Happen.

6/28/2011 7:33:59 AM

Jamaican Castle

Denial for Jesus?

Also, and this has always bugged me - isn't claiming you know who's going to get into Heaven a big no-no in Christianity? Since it's basically saying you know what God's thinking?

In any case, I'm quite sure it qualifies as Pride, and I know they're bang against that.

6/28/2011 7:36:25 AM

Mister Spak

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

If you commit sodomy in your heart you have already sinned.

6/28/2011 7:37:46 AM

Liberal Christian

You'd probably be happier if you came out of the closet.

6/28/2011 7:40:28 AM



Hey, not admitting you have homosexual feelings is only a problem if you actually have homosexual feelings. If you don’t have them, then there’s nothing to admit to.

But you kinda just implied that you do have something to admit to. Is that true, or was it just a Freudian slip? Just curious.

6/28/2011 7:55:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

Say hello to Aslan and Tumnus for me will you, ducky, next time you're in Narnia? >:D

"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."

...all the while, the 'sinners' of this generation and in the future will be busy dancing on your grave, patriotarse.

RAmen.

6/28/2011 7:58:26 AM

awitch

He doesn't have to "admit" it, his omniscient God already knows.

See you in hell

6/28/2011 7:59:28 AM

freako104

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Also doesn't Jesus talk about that kind of attitude you carry

6/28/2011 8:11:00 AM

emau99

I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.

You just did.

I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

Delighting in the suffering of others isn't something a good person does, patriotaras.

6/28/2011 8:16:12 AM
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