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I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

AMEN.

patriotaras, Free Republic 90 Comments [6/28/2011 5:24:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Andrew
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Smurfette Principle

Uh, and other people marrying is going to make you gay... how, exactly?

As to your Freudian slip:


6/28/2011 8:25:35 AM

thatotherguy

So you have them, but you'll never admit to it huh? Good job. You're really taking a tough line here.

I can hear you screaming now:

"I will NEVER tell you how I feel about men no matter what law they pass!"

Also, feel the christian love at the end there.

6/28/2011 8:29:17 AM

Raised by Horses

...Not the most subtle way to come out of the closet.

Granted, this guy's still in denial, but it sounds like he's already admitted it to everyone else.

6/28/2011 8:30:01 AM

JSS

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feel..." You just did. Game Over.

6/28/2011 8:36:00 AM

breakerslion

So what I'm hearing is, rather than admit to gender-ambiguous sexual feelings, you cling to some delusion wherein your self-denial makes you part of a special group after you're dead? And, you get front-row seats to watch and/or think about the majority of the human race getting tortured for "ETERNITY?"

I'm pretty sure the sins of pride and avarice (Heaven = reward) just excluded you from the special club, sweetie. Don't feel too bad though....

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/video1.htm

6/28/2011 8:43:42 AM

musicalbookworm

If you don't have homosexual feelings, there is nothing to admit.

6/28/2011 9:10:42 AM

Osiris

This man has homosexual feelings.

6/28/2011 9:50:09 AM



"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN"

Dancing?! Real men don't dance Homo!!!

6/28/2011 10:07:46 AM

Sisyphus

Say what now? Hee hee. You don't understand how the new (awesome btw) law legalising homosexual marriage works.

It would be healthier for you to just admit to, and enjoy your homosexual feelings. There's nothing worse than being locked in a closet alone and lonely.

6/28/2011 10:25:43 AM

Katherine Lorraine

Hey Pat. I can call you Pat, right?

I think you just did admit. It's okay. You're allowed to come out of the closet, it's a free country to do so. There are some bigots, but there are a lot of people who will accept you.

Trust me, it's a lot better to be open to who you are than to be closeted and depressed. Look at me. Not only did I come out of the closet, but I came SCREAMING out of the closet. I'm bisexual and transgender! I'm much happier with who I am now than who I pretended to be!

6/28/2011 10:39:58 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

I think he's trying to say that the "Homosexual Law" will make men admit they're gays. Still, he'll be in Hell for Schadenfreude.

6/28/2011 11:43:40 AM

Wehpudicabok

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in... oops..."

6/28/2011 11:55:14 AM

farpadokly

Is HEAVEN that gay club?

6/28/2011 12:29:41 PM

dionysus

I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings

Unintentional honesty award?

6/28/2011 1:28:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"I don’t care WHAT law they pass."

Is this about the gay marriage rulings? Jeezus! They think if it's allowed by law, they have to turn gay.

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

Uh huh - and you're sticking to your story.

6/28/2011 1:40:57 PM

Old Viking

Sorry, there's no dancing allowed in heaven.

6/28/2011 2:02:06 PM

Starscream

Protip: riddling your SENTENCES with occasional WORDS written in all CAPITALS just makes you look an even bigger ASSHAT.

And that's an achievement, given how much of an asshat you look already.

6/28/2011 2:22:02 PM

checkmate

I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.

Why does that remind me of "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"?

patriotaras and his brothers in faith should just love Clinton for being actively straight.

If they don't love him for being actively straight, does that mean they're all, uhh, ... ;-)

6/28/2011 2:23:05 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

So wait, you DO have homosexual feelings but you don't want to admit it? Sounds like a traditional closet-case FReeper to me.

6/28/2011 3:00:00 PM

aaa

Your heaven sounds quite fruity. Perhaps, you are drawn to the whole "naked angel" fetish...

6/28/2011 3:16:24 PM



"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings"

> implying you have homosexual feelings

6/28/2011 3:38:08 PM



Lol you just did

6/28/2011 4:11:36 PM

Durandal22

I believe there is a word for that its called transparent closet buddy.

6/28/2011 4:34:46 PM



Um. I think you just did.

6/28/2011 5:35:10 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

I think your red shorts are a tad out of style...


6/28/2011 8:01:25 PM
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