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I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

AMEN.

patriotaras, Free Republic 90 Comments [6/28/2011 5:24:11 AM]
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TheJebusFire

[I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY. ]

According to your verison of god, it doesn't matter if you admit it or not, you're still going to burn in hell.

6/28/2011 8:44:36 PM

Papabear

Your protestation that you will "never admit that I have homosexual feelings," both admits that you DO have such feelings and that you are a liar. Trapped by your own words. Sweet.

6/28/2011 10:02:46 PM

GigaGuess

I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.
That's nice, but...uh...I don't recall anyone ever suggesting such a thing. Seriously, anyways. Homosexuals being allowed to marry does not mean homosexuality will be made law.

I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.
But...I thought dancing was dirty and sinful...

6/28/2011 10:32:47 PM

The Jamo

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, this is precious. It's like he thinks that because a law was passed allowing gays to marry, he has to become a homosexual. People like him need to be enroled in a critical thinking class, STAT!

6/29/2011 1:58:38 AM



Wait, if you have homosexual feelings, regardless whether you admit them or not, you'll be in Hell, remember?. At least, be consistent with the rules.

6/29/2011 2:46:14 AM

nutbunny

I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.

And that's your problem

6/29/2011 3:40:18 AM

shykid

I love how whenever someone says "I will never admit $thing!" it is always, by nature, basically a confession of $thing.

6/29/2011 3:40:45 AM

Doperwtje

Too Easy...

6/29/2011 4:53:20 AM

Raving Reporter

We've just received official confirmation that Heaven will be exactly like The Land Of The Mad Phantom God, or the USA as it's sometimes known. There, degenerate morons will eternally be able to express their dur-brained bigotry via the medium of dance. And, for any non-dancers, perhaps because they didn't get their shortened limbs lengthened in time before they became ghosts, well, it won't matter, because all locomotive events in Heaven are undertaken whilst hovering. In fact, Heavenly butt holes are often amusingly referred to as hover rings. Hovering. Hover-rings. Get it.

Anyway, when you wish to have a reprieve from terpsichorean activities, say after a couple of billion years or so of non-stop frugging, which most likely will have been to soul music, then instead you can easily change down to a relaxing hover mode and watch the eternal extreme torture coming to you 24/7/infinity! Live! As it happens! Direct from Hell!

Or, why not be the ultimate Heavenly reveler and enjoy the endless party in an even more blissful way? Combine the two activities. Dance wildly with mindless criminals, savage murderers and other Godly types as you watch the relentless suffering of malignant sinners like homosexuals and atheists.

6/29/2011 6:58:33 AM

John_in_Oz

You'll be spending eternity in Heaven with homosexual feelings you can't admit to? Ooh, sucks to be you.

6/29/2011 7:36:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

patriotarse's motto:

'I get up every morning and feel a new man.'

X3 >:D

6/29/2011 8:02:54 AM



"..Sometimes, when you go to the mountains you'll hear the cry.."

"I'M NOT GAYYYYY!"

6/29/2011 8:33:00 AM

Cid Highwind

"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."

Um, no, with THAT attitude, you'll burn right down there with us. :)

6/29/2011 9:36:04 AM

M

Silly closet-boy. It must be getting so stuffy in there that you've gone a bit round the bend.

6/29/2011 10:53:04 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Whoops.

6/29/2011 11:27:53 AM

Giveitaday

I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings

First, You just did admit to having homosexual feelings. Second, you seem to be under the impression that some vague entity you refer to as "They" has or intends to pass a law that would force straight people to be gay... This is why you are a fucking idiot.

I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

Any deity that proscribes infinite punishment for finite transgressions is cruel, tyrannical, and wholly unworthy of worship.

6/29/2011 12:05:12 PM

Swede

I don't have any homosexual feelings, so I CAN'T admit to anything like that. Still, I think people who have homosexual feelings ought to have the same rights as everyone else.
Sadly, my remains will probably rot in my grave long before everyone on Earth has these rights...

6/29/2011 12:18:05 PM

knotilus

aw, c'mon, admit it ;)

6/29/2011 12:47:57 PM

casewithscience

I bet he thinks he will be dancing the Charleston.

6/29/2011 1:35:31 PM

Selkie

Your closet is spacious enough for dancing?

6/29/2011 2:16:27 PM

jadehawk

at first I thought this was from Rapture Ready, since they have number of self-admitted closet cases there.

But I guess it's no surprise there's a few closet cases among the Freepers, too. Suppressed homo- and bisexuality is the only explanation for "gay marriage will destroy straight marriage", and a number of conservatives have actually admitted to this. Alan Keyes for example, or Paul Cameron who said that because "gay sex is like heroin", making it legal and acceptable would make all men stop having sex with women.

6/29/2011 2:48:02 PM

gotpwnt

"I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

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You kind of just did.

6/29/2011 3:22:23 PM

anti-nonsense

Looks like this dude fell out of the closet.

6/29/2011 4:15:37 PM



I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings.

That's an suspiciously specific denial...

6/29/2011 5:39:02 PM

Moondog

I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN
I'm sure you'll have a fabulous time, won't you, love?

6/29/2011 6:22:09 PM
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