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I don’t care WHAT law they pass. I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings. I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY.

AMEN.

patriotaras, Free Republic 89 Comments [6/28/2011 5:24:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Andrew
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Reckoner

This is a Poe, right? It just has to be. No one is that clueless.

6/29/2011 6:38:13 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings". - Sounds to me like you just did.

"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY." - How very loving and Christ-like; rejoicing in the suffering of others. God would be ashamed.

6/29/2011 7:53:27 PM

TWoozl

You keep on believing that. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy the one life I've got, and the time I've got, content in the knowledge that it'll be a long one with an eternal rest at the end, and no happy magic afterlife with a torture bin for anyone that didn't appease your blood god well enough. I'm content with that knowledge. You'll be a whole lot happier once you get over your insecurity.

6/30/2011 1:41:41 AM

Damen

I think this guy just plowed through Narnia.

6/30/2011 3:06:41 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I’ll be busy dancing in HEAVEN while the sinners pay for ETERNITY."





The lady in my life prefers Chanel No. 5*, thanks. I gave her a bottle for Xmas a couple of years ago. I'm paying for it since: every time she screws me senseless, with her wearing seamed stockings, stiletto heels, that perfume - and little else.

RAmen.

:9 X3

*- When asked by a journalist what she wore in bed, Marilyn Monroe's reply was this. Ye gods, but not for nothing was she Sex personified. :9

@anti-nonsense

"Looks like this dude fell out of the closet."

And said closet was the weapons bay of a pink B2 stealth bomber. Whilst firing off rainbow-coloured anti-missile flares, simultaneously playing "I Am What I Am" on external speakers.

X3

6/30/2011 8:15:10 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Maybe you'd be a happier person if you admitted to your feelings?

6/30/2011 8:41:13 AM

Anon

No one's saying that you have to get gay married. Sheesh.

6/30/2011 6:24:16 PM

M

Um... I think you just admitted it with that line genius.

7/3/2011 2:48:57 PM

v200

No one says you have to be gay. But I bet your in the closet.

7/23/2011 8:40:34 PM

rubber chicken

You'd admit it if we waterboarded you though.

7/23/2011 11:08:14 PM



"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings"

You just did, motherfucka

8/14/2011 6:35:27 PM

cy4nide

Hmmm. I wonder if he means he'll never come out of that closet, or that he'll never admit that he's ever felt attraction to the same sex at SOME point.
From what I understand very few people are TOTALLY heterosexual (or TOTALLY homosexual) it's all mostly a grey area. Of course, no GAWD fearing old fashioned boy like patriotaras would admit to the truth, now would they?

12/13/2011 9:30:18 PM

Moondog

WWFS- What would Freud say?

12/14/2011 8:45:51 PM

anothga

"I will never admit that I have homosexual feelings."

Then... Why did you say that?

9/7/2012 9:20:39 AM
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