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Dadgummit steve, I really appreciate the heads up and all but my week is oficially ruined now. Its all ill think about.;) My only prayer is that those 80,000 troops realize their government salary isnt worth thier life. Same goes for cops given the order to confiscate my weapons unconstitutionally... Think on it real hard LEOs and Service members, We are well on our way to fascism 2010.. And that peckerhead Obama is orchestrating the whole thing. I tell ya one thing for sure, hes a whole lot more clever than i gave him credit for. I had him pegged for havin a KFC built accross the street from the white house and a watermelon patch planted in the garden among his top priorities as HNIC. I was WRONG!!!

JLA, The Firearms Forum 37 Comments [7/5/2011 3:22:03 AM]
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Raised by Horses

"I had him pegged for havin a KFC built accross the street from the white house and a watermelon patch planted in the garden among his top priorities as HNIC."

Is this CSTDT or RSTDT?

7/5/2011 4:08:12 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Yet, you had no problem sending those troops into battle when this idiot was in charge...



As for your threats against LEOs and members of our military, all I can say is, "bring it, pussy."

7/5/2011 4:17:11 AM

aaa

I find it funny that you think that you and your little posse can take on the US military. I'd say that you would be severly outgunned, outmanuvered and outnumbered.

7/5/2011 5:33:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

The moment those LEO's and service members come to your door, you'll turn over your guns faster than the brown stain which appears in the back of your pants.

Oh and we're in the middle of 2011 now and we're no closer to gun confiscation now than we ever were.

7/5/2011 6:07:38 AM

Lucilius

Where I used to live, a bunch of asshats decided to form their own militia (during the Clinton years). It was mostly a collection of asthmatic accountants and 400-pound rednecks, but their local Fuhrer actually was dangerous. They all bought the biggest, shiniest guns they could find and swore mutual protection: when the jackbooted gubmint thugs came for any one of them, all the rest pledged to rally 'round and ambush the cops. This, they declared, would be the start of the REVOLUTION!

Then their leader, Major Headcase, got stopped by the cops for a busted taillight. Cops noticed the pile of guns in his back seat, discovered from a license check that he was a convicted felon (thus barred from owning guns at all), and took him away in cuffs. He went very meekly.

Cops searched his house and found an arsenal in the basement - all sorts of illegal shit like machine guns and RPGs. Surely this was the signal the First Regiment of Nutjob State Militia had been waiting for! Now was the time for them to fulfill their promises. They swooped down on their leader's house, surrounded the cops, seized the arsenal, busted him out of jail, and set up their own Free State which we have now all emulated.

Right? Right?

Nah. They unanimously pissed their pants and fled for the hills. The cops weren't even concerned with them, but they hid out for weeks, each quaking with fear and eager to disavow all their comrades. Eventually they crept back to town and resumed their humdrum lives.

Long tale, I know; but I rather suspect that just about everyone on The Firearms Forum could be interchangeable with the members of that "militia."

7/5/2011 6:40:21 AM

Agahnim

Eh... should go in RSTDT. Conspiracy theorist part isn't as crazy as what tends to go in this section, especially since a lot of it is the standard gun-toting nutjob's fear of the government confiscating their guns.

7/5/2011 7:53:21 AM



I wonder, why so many weapons?. To kill each other, maybe?

7/5/2011 8:07:04 AM

Skatepunk

JLA, you idiot.

If you had been paying attention, you'd know that the pro-gun side is WINNING in America, with only 2 states still banning concealed carry.

7/5/2011 8:41:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Twofer?

7/5/2011 9:44:57 AM

J. James

Cowardice. Sheer cowardice. What else can explain such an inordinate, explosively overkill, Freudian hoarding of guns? Clearly these people are fearful for their lives. I bet even an unarmed drone would be enough to make them surrender.
They are the worst kind of conspiracist. Survivalists are mostly harmless, UFO nuts are nerdy kooks, New Age conspiracy theorists are hippies that hit the Acid too hard, 9/11 conspiracists are the equivalent of a fart in an elevator, but these... These so-called "militia"... They're fucking crazy. Their fear makes them unpredictable, and their unpredictability makes them dangerous.

7/5/2011 3:31:09 PM

vtcommie

That's close to a trifecta. He mentions that he will pray, but, I digress.

He's like some people I know who are convinced that their firearms are getting slowly taken away.
Sad, really.

7/5/2011 5:38:56 PM



@ Lucilius

Where I am the local "militia" (if you can call a bunch of dumb, drunk rednecks a militia) did a "training exercise" and accidentally shot one of their own. He survived, so no Darwin Award.

But apparently one of them forgot that there where was a bullet in the chamber of his pistol and somehow shot his friend. When the police turned up, it seemed that one of them was previously arrested for domestic violence towards an ex-wife and didn't surrender all his guns.

You would have thought that this would have made for a revolution when he was hulled off and all his guns confiscated but nope, they all claimed that he was a "potential recruit" then it changed to somebody "who just happened to be there" later. Huzzah for the idiots out there...

7/5/2011 7:04:20 PM

Karana

I read this with a hick accent in my head automatically....

7/5/2011 8:26:53 PM



Are you really this dumb? Gov has all the good toys and you and your friends are just a bunch of losers with a few guns.

7/5/2011 9:33:11 PM

farpadokly

More ironic use of the word "fascism" who doesn't know what the word means.

7/6/2011 2:00:33 AM



@ Karana:

I read this with the image of Larry the Cable Guy (on steroids) in my head! (I'd post a photo but not sure how...)

7/6/2011 4:15:48 AM

Lucilius

@#1306858: I'd be willing to bet your injured "patriot" was treated on the state's dime because he didn't have medical insurance.

7/6/2011 7:55:44 AM

Papabear

"Fascism 2010?" It's 2011. The trains still aren't on time, JLA.

7/6/2011 10:44:03 AM

Agahnim

@#1306930

Copy and paste the image URL with [ img ] before it without spaces and [ /img ] after it, also without spaces.

But to save you time, I'll post the picture for you:


(Not on steroids, though, since I don't know where to get such a picture.)

7/6/2011 11:31:55 AM

RON PAUL 2012

RON PAUL 2012

7/6/2011 3:25:13 PM

Zits

Somewhere a solder is laughing his ass off as his spy among the flies watches the militia make asses of themselves... (it looks something like this.)


7/7/2011 12:04:12 AM

Delirium

AmI the only one who pictured this guy as Dale Gribble?

7/7/2011 6:01:22 AM

SWASHMAG

I swear some people love their guns more than their dicks...

P.S. Why "JLA"? Why use a superhero group as a username when they have ideas that are far more positive than you?

7/7/2011 6:20:13 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ aaa

"I find it funny that you think that you and your little posse can take on the US military. I'd say that you would be severly outgunned, outmanuvered and outnumbered."

And most importantly, outSMARTED. But then, my cats could outsmart JLA, so it's really no contest.


7/7/2011 6:50:54 AM

D Laurier

These twits are just gun nuts with paranoid delusions from watching too many "future apocalypse" movies.
They imagine themselves as Rambozo, or Mad Max, or the kids from Red Dawn, and the think that having more guns equals being more combat effective.
Most are from the "spray and pray" school of marksmanship, and have never stripped or cleaned their overpriced toys.
I could overrun them with a squad of drunk musketeers.

Hey American!
You want your gun nut militias culled?
Send me 50 brown bess muskets, and 50 negro gentlemen who dont mind dressing like mid 19th century jager truppen.

7/7/2011 8:39:57 AM
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