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In my opinion, Noah's ark was dinosaur. Not a ship.

Ark of Noah is a medium through which data of the gene is transferred.
Genesis 6:19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you.

Evolution of species doesn't have a linear time till mankind open eyes.
Genesis 9:13 I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.

Pitch / Bitumen / Crude oil / Where could we find them, today? It's fun, too.
Genesis 6:14 So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out.

Today's annual rhythms begins "From Genesis 9:13". (This is my assumption.)

Today's light speed begins from Genesis 9:13, too. (I mean, position.)

uniontera, Y! answers 110 Comments [7/12/2011 3:49:11 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn


7/12/2011 3:54:22 AM

Bollox

I ... er ... what?

7/12/2011 4:02:33 AM

Person

Di...Did...I... Did I hear that right?

7/12/2011 4:08:55 AM

whatever

Random sentence generator is random.

7/12/2011 4:11:51 AM

DevilsChaplain

I...uh...wut?

7/12/2011 4:20:11 AM

BobsOldSocks

Mental.

7/12/2011 4:21:12 AM

Raised by Horses

"In my opinion, Noah's ark was dinosaur. Not a ship."

Someone's been paid one too many visits by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

7/12/2011 4:22:24 AM

Mister Spak

"In my opinion, Noah's ark was dinosaur. Not a ship."

You mean like Fred Flintstone used a pteradactyl for an airplane?

7/12/2011 4:27:47 AM

Fedup

Pitch / Bitumen / Crude oil / Where could we find them, today? It's fun, too.

????..er..what????

7/12/2011 4:32:08 AM

TB Tabby

Yeah, Noah's Ark being a ship? That's ridiculous! It was obviously a gene-transferring/speed-of-light-causing dinosaur medium...thing!

It's quicksand, fundies.

7/12/2011 4:47:43 AM

Doctor Whom

I'd like the word salad with insanity dressing, please.

7/12/2011 4:48:38 AM

Sadhuman

...Lol Wut.

The amount of stupid has broken a Yahoo Answers fundie, that is a lot of stupid. If you need to do this much mind bending thinking to keep your beliefs there might be something wrong with them you need to change, just saying.

7/12/2011 4:50:51 AM

Lezemotu

"Ark of Noah is a medium through which data of the gene is transferred.
Genesis 6:19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. " that sounded kind of cool, the rest was all gibberish.

7/12/2011 4:51:47 AM

aaa

What the crap is this.

7/12/2011 5:31:40 AM

Xotan

So Noah built a dinosaur out of gopher wood?

Some kind and filthy-rich philanthropist should build a large encampment for these people - a kind of fundie Bohemian Grove - where they can live their bewildered lives far from the disquieting influence of reality.

7/12/2011 5:40:09 AM

Tallyho

17 microwave ovens watched two frogs making love while the toaster in the next room produced wine!

7/12/2011 5:50:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

You know, at first I thought this was going to be another fundie trying to prove how dinosaurs survived on Noah's ark, but it just detoured left into WTF land.

7/12/2011 5:55:31 AM

Table Rock

And my car is a polar bear, which is the beginning of gravity.

7/12/2011 5:55:53 AM

Alkonium

I'm assuming this is a result of drinking paint or something. Otherwise I don't know what to think.

7/12/2011 6:16:03 AM

Comrade Potatovich

I hate it when I have to look Bible verses up.It's like they only rattle off a string of numbers to assert superiority over other people.
-Buttfuckers 3 21:15

7/12/2011 6:19:32 AM

Prager

Huh?

7/12/2011 6:23:48 AM

Brendan Rizzo

There's reading things into the text that aren't there, and then there's this. And if Noah's ark WAS intended to be a dinosaur, then how would Noah and the animals live inside it? They certainly wouldn't be able to survive on top of the thing with constant rain for forty days and forty nights. Not to mention that sauropods (the largest of dinosaurs, though even they would not have been large enough) could not breathe when submerged in water, even if they stuck their necks out. Those old drawings of aquatic sauropods are seriously flawed.

7/12/2011 6:25:07 AM

SaneTeenageNerd

...Yeahh. This can only be caused by too much LSD/acid/drugs/whatever.

7/12/2011 6:38:42 AM

Randomwolf42

Forgive me, I'm watching an LP of Alice: Madness Returns in another tab, so that might be why I don't understand, but..... what the hell? None of this seems to make sense...

7/12/2011 6:46:40 AM

Anon-e-moose

"In my opinion, Noah's ark was dinosaur. Not a ship.

Ark of Noah is a medium through which data of the gene is transferred.
Genesis 6:19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you.

Evolution of species doesn't have a linear time till mankind open eyes.
Genesis 9:13 I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.

Pitch / Bitumen / Crude oil / Where could we find them, today? It's fun, too.
Genesis 6:14 So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out.

Today's annual rhythms begins "From Genesis 9:13". (This is my assumption.)

Today's light speed begins from Genesis 9:13, too. (I mean, position.)"


7/12/2011 6:49:41 AM
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