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[Obama] is a fool and puppet for his Jewish plantation owner George Soros. His whole life was planned for him to include which schools to attend, the subjects to major in, churches to attend and I suspect who his wife would be. A shallow underachiever, overwhelmed by the task handed to him by his handlers. If Pelosi had not been around he would have failed miserably. In fact he is surrounded by women who direct his life. He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.

Rock, Moonbattery 34 Comments [7/15/2011 3:45:04 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

The New Birthers: convinced that all this was put into motion in 1961!

7/15/2011 4:12:10 AM

Raised by Horses

The Manchurian Candidate: It's not a documentary.

"He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House."

You're new to this "politics" thing, aren't you? Nixon and Bush ring any bells?

7/15/2011 4:16:00 AM

Bollox

The most surprising thing about this, when I looked it up, is that Soros actually is Jewish (-ish ... his Dad was, which for Jews doesn't really count).

Otherwise, so much extruded conspiracist product.

7/15/2011 4:35:30 AM

sandchigger

It takes a very... "special" mindset to call anyone who achieves the office of the President of the United States an "underachiever". I wonder, Rock, what achievements you can claim.

7/15/2011 5:40:38 AM

aaa

I really like the antisemitism in this one.

7/15/2011 5:58:12 AM

Stick Boy

And they call us the "moonbats"?

7/15/2011 6:01:24 AM



If Soros really is that smart then he SHOULD be made King of the World.

"A shallow underachiever" - President?!?!?

7/15/2011 6:08:59 AM

nutbunny

He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.

Be honest. You just say shit like this because you don't like that he's black.

7/15/2011 7:01:23 AM

Haseen

You know how people on the internets say lol a lot even when they didn't literally laugh out loud? Well, this one made me literally lol. Good job!

7/15/2011 7:08:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, the moment Obama popped out of his mother in Kenya, the secret left-wing conspiracy machine went into action forging birth certificates and placing birth announcements in Honolulu newspapers because they knew one day that he would become president and turn the whole country Muslim so that Satan would rule over us all blah blah blah blah...

7/15/2011 7:28:45 AM



Obama is a mediocre president.There.

7/15/2011 8:10:13 AM



He will go down as the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.

He'd have to beat George Bush to that title.

7/15/2011 8:11:37 AM



That shallow underachiever is the President of the United States.

Tell me Rock, what did you do today?

7/15/2011 9:10:03 AM

Zits

Someone's been hiding under a Rock... or a Bush!

7/15/2011 11:19:07 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"A shallow underachiever"

President of the United States is what underachieving will get you? Imagine if he'd actually tried.





7/15/2011 2:36:59 PM

Alcari

most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House.


ahum



7/15/2011 3:48:39 PM

Alcari

whoops

7/15/2011 4:17:23 PM

farpadokly

I would be willing to take your comments seriously... Except that you can't actually prove any of that and have absolutely no evidence for any of it.

7/15/2011 7:38:39 PM

Argle Bargle

Hurf durf Obama.

7/16/2011 5:00:32 AM

John Marley

"[Bush] is a fool and puppet for Karl Rove. His whole life was planned for him to include which schools to attend, the subjects to major in, churches to attend and I suspect who his wife would be. A shallow underachiever, overwhelmed by the task handed to him by his handlers. Even with Cheney around he still failed miserably. In fact he is surrounded by men who direct his life. He will go down as one of the most corrupt unprincipled person to ever occupy the White House."

FIFY

7/16/2011 7:34:50 AM

J. James

Good one, Marley. I wonder why more Democrats aren't bugfuck insane conspiracy theorists espousing things like what you wrote. It does make a sort of sense that they would, but they really don't. Why? Why are conspiracy whackjobs overwhelmingly Republican or Libertarian? Or is it back asswards, and it's the conspiracies that somehow make you Right wing?

I must search for the answer!

7/17/2011 11:41:34 AM

Bollox

^ @ J James

It's probably some kind of conspiracy *nods sagely*.

7/18/2011 6:37:27 AM

Agahnim

What is it with conspiracy theorists and the tendency for their "theories" to involve Jews?

7/18/2011 10:56:32 AM

Ppenguinator

What no-one on this site realises is that this is entirely true. The Jews run the world! Alongside the Freemasons and the men-in-black! Only our tinfoil hats can save us!

7/18/2011 12:10:09 PM

anonymous

It's like a highlights for children puzzle, but instead of finding squares you're finding bigotry categories.

7/18/2011 11:29:25 PM
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