There are three main factors in what makes fundies fundies; stupidity, insanity, and dishonesty. These freaks approach the upper limit of all three.
7/16/2011 9:38:55 AM
How did penguins get from the Middle East to Antarctica? How did the platypus get to Australia? How did the flightless, wingless, kiwi get to New Zeland?
7/16/2011 10:08:42 AM
I find it completely incredible the lengths Christians will go to believe the most improbable and scientifically disproven story in the entire bible. And the more they insist that it's literally true the nuttier they appear.
7/16/2011 10:11:23 AM
Coupled with all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood, [blah, blah, blah] the biblical model provides an excellent framework for the scientific study of these questions.
Well, except that it's all bullshit and stinks 50 miles upwind.
7/16/2011 11:14:40 AM
I really wonder how a reasonably intelligent person like Ken Ham copes with all the cognitive dissonance caused by trying to reconcile science and biblical literalism. He must almost literally have to shut off one part of his brain.
7/16/2011 12:01:25 PM
There are no limits to the depths of their ignorance.
7/16/2011 1:53:12 PM
Coupled with all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood..
Coupled with the complete lack of biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood
7/16/2011 3:51:59 PM
What the ...?
Oh, it's Ken. Carry on.
Ken, I don't even think it's possible to be more wrong. I think you have approached a zen-like level of wrong-ness that is pure and perfect. All of your carefully cultivated irrational beliefs and batshit insanity have aged like a fine wine. Or rather, whine.
Christian answers? Is the question: "What is the stupidest thing a human can write?"
7/16/2011 6:16:25 PM
"...all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood..."
...wouldn't fill a flea's jockstrap.
"...the biblical model provides an excellent framework for the scientific study of these questions."
No, guys, even if you say it over and over again with a straight face, it still is just bollocks.
7/16/2011 7:39:18 PM
You know you're a LIAR, Ken.
7/16/2011 9:12:40 PM
As long as the gullible keep sending him the money I don't think he gives a damn.
7/17/2011 1:55:50 AM
No it's not perfectly reasonable. It's not even marginally reasonable.
7/17/2011 4:37:54 AM
Coupled with all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood, one is justified in regarding the Genesis account of the animals dispersing from a central point as a myth.
7/17/2011 6:46:45 AM
All these story books by the likes of Hans Christian Anderson, The Brothers Grimm and Mr. Goat-Shagger are eminently believable if you are about five years old.
7/18/2011 9:12:48 AM
It is amazing how all those animals, walked to the shores of the respective oceans they decided to plunge in and swim though. Thousands of miles, without food, or water that was drinkable. Didnt drown, seemed to be able to navigate, swam 24 hours a day for months without sleeping or eating. Ok Ken. If you can herd a couple of Bison across the Atlantic then I will start to believe they could actually do it on their own. But until then.....I am not that stupid.
7/18/2011 11:26:19 AM
Coupled with all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood,
That is, none.
7/18/2011 3:30:53 PM
Coupled with all the biblical, geological, and anthropological evidence for noah's flood
There is neither geological nor anthropological evidence a worldwide flood leaving behind only 2-7 of each animal and 8 people, 5 of whom were genetically related. The only biblical evidence for the flood is that the bible sas it happened.
one is justified in regarding the Genesis account of the animals dispersing from a central point as perfectly reasonable
Would you care to explain why almost all marsupials are found exclusively in Australia?
Not only that, but the biblical model provides an excellent framework for the scientific study of these questions.
Claiming "Goddidit" does not equate to scientific study.
7/18/2011 10:52:15 PM
There is just a teensy weensy distinction between evidence and made-up shit. Ham and Co. have no clue which is which.
7/19/2011 1:48:59 AM
A whole lot of brainwashed and duped flunkies on this site. Yes, there is a huge amount of evidence for the flood, which is absolutely the ONLY way we got the vast majority of fossils we have. There are accounts of the flood world-wide. There are sediment layers all over the world that could have been laid down no other way. There are fossils of ocean/sea creatures on mountain tops all over the world. You people are simply regurgitating what boxed in "scientists" are telling you to believe. You have no knowledge of the facts and evidence. You simply parrot your handlers.
7/19/2011 4:01:33 PM
That's a big fucking CITATION NEEDED, sucker.
And as far as the first one, it's forged.
7/19/2011 4:21:11 PM
Noah's ark was supposedly 350 feet long. It didn't exist, but let's humor them. HOW do you fit 2-7 of every species on earth on a boat less than half the length of the HINDENBURG!? Answer: you can't. Not a snowball's chance in hell, it's impossible. The only concievable way is if you kept DNA samples, all 25,000,000 of them.
But okay, let's assume you had like a space warp or something. How do you keep all of them alive? How the fuck did they get there in the first place? What about parasites? Diseases? Invaisive species? Good God, THE INCESSSSSSSST!!! How would they repopulate in such a short time? How would tortoises go from Ararat to Europe, cross the Atlantic, go to North America, South America, cross the Pacific, and get to the Galapagos? What happened to the sea creatures that can't survive fresh/saltwater mixing? Why would an omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent god do something SO FUCKING RETARDED!?
You FAIL so FUCKING hard I can hardly see straight.
7/19/2011 8:15:38 PM
T-Rex and his wifey and all the larger carnivore dinosaurs were on board the ark calmly munching away on grass for 2 years with huge teeth designed to tear flesh? If the great flood was fresh water, how did all those salt-water fish survive? If the great flood was salt water, how did all those fresh water fish survive? Mankind migrated to all the different continents by walking on floating tree stumps from the Great Flood? Makes perfect sense. Yeah, to an intellectual gerbil. Makes Vince Young look like a Mensa member.
7/23/2011 1:24:50 PM
This hurts me in so many way
7/23/2011 9:51:11 PM
T-rex had big teeth to crack the coconuts on which they dined. Pay attention, no meat eaters before THE FALL.
Small mammals may have been distributed by Volcanoes.
The animals walked home cause the continental breakup didnt occur until later in the time of Peleg.
Its all easily explained ;)
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