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They’re playing games with us on this heat wave, again. Even Drudge. Drudge getting sucked in here. Going to be 116 in Washington. No, it’s not. It’s gonna be like 100, maybe 99. A heat index, manufactured by the government to tell you what it feels like when you add the humidity in there.

116. When’s the last time the heat index was reported as an actual temperature? It hasn’t been, but it looks like they’re trying to get away with doing that now. 116. Drudge is just linking to other people reporting. He’s not saying it, I don’t want to misunderstand, but he’s linking to stories which say 116 degrees in Washington. No!

It’s going to top out as 102, 103. It does this every year. We have this every year. There’s a heat dome over half the country, midwest is moving east. And it happens every summer. Every summer.

If we want to cool things off, please, Al Gore, schedule a global warming conference, wherever, in Washington! Go there. You want that 103, 116 to get normal? It will, within an hour of Gore announcing that he’s going! Another ten degrees off when he shows up. Plus hail, and rain, and maybe some high winds to really cool people off! That’s all that has to happen.

Rush Limbaugh, Think Progress 55 Comments [7/27/2011 3:27:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter
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Dale

Stop feeding your four stomachs and it might cool off slightly.

7/29/2011 4:49:33 PM

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vaiyt

Whatever this motherfucker is speaking, it's certainly not English.

7/30/2011 3:06:30 AM

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What about this?

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2011-07-31-heat-record-july_n.htm

8/1/2011 10:43:02 AM

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Anon

You can tell he doesn't actually live in DC because he calls it "Washington".

8/2/2011 10:56:19 PM

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Blarghonius

He's getting paid millions for this crap. If amount of pay really scaled to the usefulness of job and this fat sack'o'crap is getting what he deserves, then every unemployed person alive would be able to buy gold-plated caviar for every meal and pay sixteen Swedish supermodels to deliver it to them in a platinum jet, give them 36 blowjobs in a row, then take a permanent vacation to the moon in a secret colony designed by the reanimated head of Andy Worhol.

12/3/2012 4:27:34 PM
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