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Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man you think you have your struggles....u have your fears and doubts but i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer these are vices that accrue our minds and confuse us.If you look at your past you will realize where the issue is and how this gayness started.I want to tell you that God loves you so very much even with this new bravery you have acquired of coming clean but he will never love your act of being gay..no ways Don he condemns it in the most equivocal terms that any one who embraces it will face his wrath if they don't repent i tell you. I urge you to please seek God's voice on what really went wrong and what you sh'd do to beat these gay desires creeping into you. Remember Jesus is not mad at you no ways he is just waiting for you to say i want to be set free..coz you living in bondage...and only he can set you free.Just call on to him and you will have such a great testimony Amen

Nancy, She Knows 52 Comments [8/5/2011 3:51:33 AM]
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loki

Please mr Lemon be yourself and don't listen to someone who is a bigot and puts Homosexuals in one line with thief’s, rapists and killers

8/5/2011 4:07:23 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Are you saying jesus is kinda like a cool old hippy, but his dad is a full-blown dickhead?

By the way, gay does not equal theft, murder, and rape. You are a douche.

8/5/2011 4:11:57 AM

Doctor Whom

One of the most amazing things about the Internet is that as soon as you get a connection, you suddenly know other people's inner lives better than they themselves know them.

8/5/2011 4:12:38 AM

Atheissimo

'coz you living in bondage'

Oh come now, just because he's gay it dosen't mean he's kinky too....

8/5/2011 4:14:35 AM

Aspergus

"..coz you living in bondage...and only he can set you free"

No, no, no! There's nothing free about living a lie just to appease you and your god.

8/5/2011 4:28:01 AM



"You were never born straight,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer"

Fixed....

8/5/2011 4:34:01 AM

aaa

I would like a proper translation of what this says.

8/5/2011 4:43:47 AM



So when did you make the conscious decision to be straight Nancy? I mean, sexuality is a choice, right?

8/5/2011 5:04:41 AM

dionysus

Don he condemns it in the most equivocal terms

If THIS is the most unequivocal sin, then your god has fucked up priorities. One would think he'd have been more unequivocal about killing, child molestation, or rape. But we all know that in the Bible killing and rape can and have been done (At the command of god no less!) and that he didn't say a damn thing about child molestation. He was crystal clear on a harmless interaction between consenting adults and murky on things that can be a threat to society like the dickhead/moron that he is.

8/5/2011 5:12:27 AM

Zeus Almighty

Nancy, I will not judge you because as a home-schooled person you think you have your struggles. You have your fears and doubts, but I will say one thing. You were never born this stupid. If you look at your past you will realize the issue and how this illiteracy started. I want to tell you that grammar loves you so very much even with this new bravery you have acquired of coming clean, but grammar will never love your act of being willfully ignorant. No way. Nancy, grammar condemns it in the most equivocal terms that anyone who embraces it will face the wrath of ridicule if they don't learn it, I tell you.
I urge you to please seek knowledge on what really went wrong and what you should do to beat this lack of education creeping into you. Remember, grammar is not mad at you, no way. It is just waiting for you to say I want to be smart. Because you are living in stupidity, and only education can set you free.

8/5/2011 5:28:32 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

If your sky daddy actually exists, don't you think he'd be worrying about the actually bad things going on in the world, not what consenting adults do behind closed doors? Frankly you have bigger concerns as well, like learning the English language.

8/5/2011 5:34:19 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I will not judge you

Translation: "I'm about to judge the fuck out of you, but I'm not allowed to, so I'll attribute it all to the opinion of my special imaginary friend who's totally allowed to do it."

Gods are the same deal as corporate personhood; a mechanism that lets a small roomfull of people collectively do psychopathic things to loads of other people, then all get off scott free because an imaginary person takes all the responsibility (in fairness, these entities are not always created with the deliberate intent of allowing this, but the enabling mechanism is always there for those who would use it). The corporate entity can be fined or even executed, i.e. dissolved, to the apparent satisfaction of the law, but the fuckers who were actually behind it feel nothing; they keep their own cuts of the profits intact, the resources of the company and its workers being used to pay fines, and just move on and make up another company.

8/5/2011 5:47:25 AM

Mister Spak

"..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer these are vices that accrue our minds and confuse us."

They you can overcome the fundieness that afflicts you, which you then inflict on others around you.

8/5/2011 6:07:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

coz you living in bondage

How do you know he's into that?

8/5/2011 6:08:18 AM

RCS

Ummm...You do Know the Bible states that People are Born Gay...Just saying.

8/5/2011 6:08:30 AM

John

Nancy - You were never born straight, no way ... If you look at your past you will realize where the issue is and how this straightness started ... You know how some people claim boys become gay because they were molested by homosexual men as children? Well, same thing with girls getting molested by straight guys! Better have a talk with your dad and uncles and get them to fess up.

8/5/2011 6:19:24 AM

Raised by Horses

This makes weasel words look honest and informative.

8/5/2011 6:46:29 AM

Dan Onymous

"he condemns it in the most equivocal terms "

Oops, you accidentally told the truth.

8/5/2011 7:12:11 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I want to know when Nancy decided to be straight.

8/5/2011 7:15:02 AM



Being homosexual is not the same as being a thief, a rapist, or a killer. First of all, being homosexual doesn't hurt anyone. Secondly, homosexuality is not a choice. Can you choose who you're attracted to? No. Mr. Lemon should live his life the way he pleases instead of repressing himself for a god that probably doesn't even exist.

8/5/2011 7:16:11 AM

Tom A

"Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man"

Cool

"u have your fears and doubts but i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way"

Shit

8/5/2011 7:37:59 AM

m

She can use words like "accrue", "acquired" and "equivocal" but she can't spell out words like "because" or capitalize "I" or make a space between periods. Dispensing judgement right down to an "Amen" which is capitalized. Illiteracy goes hand in hand with bigotry now.

8/5/2011 7:44:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man you think you have your struggles...." tl;dr...

Nancy. She Doesn't Know Squat.

@Aspergus, Atheissmo

Out of one yoke, into another. Nancy & all other fundies...:


8/5/2011 8:13:35 AM

Papabear

"i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way."

And you know this because you are an experienced psychiatrist? All the major professional medical and psychological groups disagree with you.

8/5/2011 8:55:11 AM

The_L

Just a hunch, but I think he knows what's best for himself better than the person who apparently can't even pass 5th grade English.

Seriously, learn to write. Just reading that is painful.

8/5/2011 8:56:37 AM
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