Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man you think you have your struggles....u have your fears and doubts but i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer these are vices that accrue our minds and confuse us.If you look at your past you will realize where the issue is and how this gayness started.I want to tell you that God loves you so very much even with this new bravery you have acquired of coming clean but he will never love your act of being gay..no ways Don he condemns it in the most equivocal terms that any one who embraces it will face his wrath if they don't repent i tell you. I urge you to please seek God's voice on what really went wrong and what you sh'd do to beat these gay desires creeping into you. Remember Jesus is not mad at you no ways he is just waiting for you to say i want to be set free..coz you living in bondage...and only he can set you free.Just call on to him and you will have such a great testimony Amen
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Are you saying jesus is kinda like a cool old hippy, but his dad is a full-blown dickhead?
By the way, gay does not equal theft, murder, and rape. You are a douche.
"..coz you living in bondage...and only he can set you free"
No, no, no! There's nothing free about living a lie just to appease you and your god.
Don he condemns it in the most equivocal terms
If THIS is the most unequivocal sin, then your god has fucked up priorities. One would think he'd have been more unequivocal about killing, child molestation, or rape. But we all know that in the Bible killing and rape can and have been done (At the command of god no less!) and that he didn't say a damn thing about child molestation. He was crystal clear on a harmless interaction between consenting adults and murky on things that can be a threat to society like the dickhead/moron that he is.
Nancy, I will not judge you because as a home-schooled person you think you have your struggles. You have your fears and doubts, but I will say one thing. You were never born this stupid. If you look at your past you will realize the issue and how this illiteracy started. I want to tell you that grammar loves you so very much even with this new bravery you have acquired of coming clean, but grammar will never love your act of being willfully ignorant. No way. Nancy, grammar condemns it in the most equivocal terms that anyone who embraces it will face the wrath of ridicule if they don't learn it, I tell you.
I urge you to please seek knowledge on what really went wrong and what you should do to beat this lack of education creeping into you. Remember, grammar is not mad at you, no way. It is just waiting for you to say I want to be smart. Because you are living in stupidity, and only education can set you free.
If your sky daddy actually exists, don't you think he'd be worrying about the actually bad things going on in the world, not what consenting adults do behind closed doors? Frankly you have bigger concerns as well, like learning the English language.
I will not judge you
Translation: "I'm about to judge the fuck out of you, but I'm not allowed to, so I'll attribute it all to the opinion of my special imaginary friend who's totally allowed to do it."
Gods are the same deal as corporate personhood; a mechanism that lets a small roomfull of people collectively do psychopathic things to loads of other people, then all get off scott free because an imaginary person takes all the responsibility (in fairness, these entities are not always created with the deliberate intent of allowing this, but the enabling mechanism is always there for those who would use it). The corporate entity can be fined or even executed, i.e. dissolved, to the apparent satisfaction of the law, but the fuckers who were actually behind it feel nothing; they keep their own cuts of the profits intact, the resources of the company and its workers being used to pay fines, and just move on and make up another company.
"..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer these are vices that accrue our minds and confuse us."
They you can overcome the fundieness that afflicts you, which you then inflict on others around you.
Nancy - You were never born straight, no way ... If you look at your past you will realize where the issue is and how this straightness started ... You know how some people claim boys become gay because they were molested by homosexual men as children? Well, same thing with girls getting molested by straight guys! Better have a talk with your dad and uncles and get them to fess up.
Being homosexual is not the same as being a thief, a rapist, or a killer. First of all, being homosexual doesn't hurt anyone. Secondly, homosexuality is not a choice. Can you choose who you're attracted to? No. Mr. Lemon should live his life the way he pleases instead of repressing himself for a god that probably doesn't even exist.
"Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man"
Cool
"u have your fears and doubts but i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way"
Shit
"Mr.Lemon.. I will not judge you coz as a gay man you think you have your struggles...." tl;dr...
Nancy. She Doesn't Know Squat.
@Aspergus, Atheissmo
Out of one yoke, into another. Nancy & all other fundies...:
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"i will say one thing You were never born gay,no way."
And you know this because you are an experienced psychiatrist? All the major professional medical and psychological groups disagree with you.
Just a hunch, but I think he knows what's best for himself better than the person who apparently can't even pass 5th grade English.
Seriously, learn to write. Just reading that is painful.
"You were never born gay,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer "
... or Christian. Funny how newborns never seem to pop out praising Christ with their first breath.
What was that you were saying about 'not' judging him before telling him he was a disgusting, weak-willed, godforsaken cock-addict?
I'm sure as a Christian woman you think you have your struggles, but seriously bitch shut the fuck up and quit adding to the trials and suffering of others just to bask in your love/hate relationship with Jesus.
Mr. Lemon, if you've found love and happiness then you're living exactly as was intended.
God loves you so very much ... but he ... condemns it ... will face his wrath if they don't repent ... Jesus is not mad at you ... he is just waiting for you
He loves you, he hates you? Come on, make up your mind.
Although I very much doubt Sister Nancy has any kind of higher education, surprisingly enough she does seem to know her basic Catullus:
Odi et amo. Quare id faciam fortasse requiris.
Nescio. Sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
Not bad.
[You were never born gay,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer these are vices that accrue our minds and confuse us.]
You actually are born with your sexual prefrences. This has nothing to do with theives, rapists, and killers.
Homosexual =/= Thief, Rapist, Killer.
And I'm not entirely sure how thievery, rape, and murder are vices also.
I also believe the word you were looking for was "unequivocal."
This Nancy person says she will not judge and then writes a paragraph of judgement calls.
I sort of agree with the comments made earlier
by Brain_in_a_Jar.
A company can make up it's own rules just like
every different church makes up thier own idea of God.
"Say you won't judge before you pass judgement"
Will that absolve this Nancy person and the God that she, or her church, made up?
I think not.
Nancy, your English is atrocious. It portrays you as someone with an education deficiency.
Also you know nothing at all about how people become gay theories. Only theories. but the theories seem to agree that it is something that happens in utero. (That's Latin. Ask someone with a Latin education to elucidate.) latest thinking is that it is as a result of maternal hormones...
Gay people, like me, make no conscious decision to be gay. And it is an obnoxious and unfeeling assertion on your part to even obliquely hint that we do. Life is difficult enough for anyone without having to carry the stupin, uneducated prejudices of you and your likes. so STFU about matters you don't understand.
Fuck you. Just, fuck you.
You know, this shit pissed me off enough before, but after seeing X3: The Last Stand, I just...fucking cunt!
*sigh*
Okay, semi-calm now. Let's tear this'n apart, huh?
1. LEARN YOUR WRITTEN ENGLISH. This is the Internet, a primarily text-based place. Learn to write properly, and perhaps I'll try and take you seriously.
2. YOU ARE WRONG. On so many levels. Us queers are born this way -- it's not "normal," sure, but why does abnormal have to mean evil? We don't have a choice in who we want to sex up anymore than you do.
3. RE: LOOKING INTO THE PAST. No, sorry. The only thing I find is, y'know, sexual attraction to all genders. No trigger or severe trauma in my past. Therefore, as a queer woman, I stand as a living testament to your wrongness.
Prayer also works just as well if you ask for a winning lottery ticket, a cure for an amputation, or for an end to war, and you have such a great testimony.
"He will never love your act of being gay...he condemns it...that anyone who embraces it will face his wrath if they don't repent."
Ah! So if you commit the sin of perjury by lying about what you belive and who you are, your so called "sin" of homosexuality will be absolved...counterproductive much?
You were never born gay,no way..its like saying one was born a thief,rapist,killer
Except that every single bit of the evidence says that he was born gay and the other things are acts, not states of being.
Gay is not like thievery, rape, murder. It's like eating shellfish, wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, not being a virgin bride.
How do you know that he was not born gay, Nancy, where you there?
Shouldn't you, as a woman, keep quiet in public?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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