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I don't think you're going to have that bold of an attitude while you're standing in a puddle of your own urine [at the final judgement].
[10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Don't worry; I've been standing in a puddle of my own urine for three hours every morning as practice. Now, when He shows up I can just be calm, pretend I didn't piss myself, extend a firm hand to him and say: "Hiya, Jesus, ya old sonofabitch, how ya doing. I'm Emperor here on Earth...Say why don't I go change pants really quick and we'll score us some hookers and do a little blow".
5/28/2008 1:43:45 AM
But bwaha! I shall not! Because according to MY insane religion the giant black galactic tiger of doom rules the cosmos. It is SUPERomnipotent, and as this is better then regular omnipotence it DEVOURED all the lesser gods, including yours! And paying obeisance to the giant black galactic tiger of doom will allow me to devour all the souls of unbelievers in its superomnipotent majesty, like it devoured their unworthy merely normally omnipotent gods!
(Dear fundies, if this little bit sounded ridiculous to you. Then you know why you sound ridiculous to me!)
5/28/2008 2:45:30 AM