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God has chosen rampant homosexuality to be a key warning sign for judgment of the world as a whole, and not just of individual nations. I have made this point before, but it bears repeating. I am 53 years old. When I was born homosexuality was illegal throughout the entire world. In the space of just half a century this tiny 1-3% of the population have made themselves a global political power with greater influence in the courtrooms and legislatures of the world than the Church of Jesus Christ. This astonishing transformation surpasses that of Darwinism, Marxism, and even Islam in its speed and breadth of reach. To my thinking, this can only have been accomplished by the god of this world (Satan 2 Cor 4:4) who knows his time is short and is making his move.

Scott Lively, Joe. My. God. 48 Comments [8/6/2011 4:07:49 AM]
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Comrade Potatovich

The universe revolves around America, chapter 12448.

8/6/2011 4:22:21 AM

Yownanymous

I know it's pretty obvious, but at one time it was generally accepted that people with different amounts of melanin in their skin were inferior. Your primitive school of thought will die out. Scientific fact and rational reasoning will not.

And why can't you just let two men or two women who have affection for each other live in peace? Anyone would think you were obsessed or something...

8/6/2011 4:22:35 AM



Let’s pass some anti-Scott Lively laws. I mean, he’s only 0.0000000001% of the world population. He couldn’t possibly have any rights.

8/6/2011 4:24:39 AM

TGRwulf

Yeah, cause it's not like homosexuality has been legal other places for decades or anything.

8/6/2011 4:25:23 AM

SeekerLancer

Homosexuality, "Darwinism", Marxism and Islam... four things that have nothing to do with each other unless you're an insane fundamentalist who pretends all of their enemies are somehow all of these conflicting things at once.

8/6/2011 4:29:15 AM

Anon2

Wait ... so first he is saying that "God has chosen rampant homosexuality" ... and later he says that this alleged "global power" of homosexuality is caused by Satan? "God" equals "Satan", then?

"Scott Lively", before writing such crazy rants, you should first get your arguments at least marginally consistent. Just a tip.

8/6/2011 4:38:17 AM

Rebelious Brat

Ignoring all the other blatant errors, homosexuals make up more than 1-3% of the world's population. That figure is closer to the number of -asexuals-. The world's population is actually roughly 10% homosexual (although studies are suggesting that most of us are varying degrees of bisexual).

8/6/2011 4:38:52 AM

Xotan

"God has chosen rampant homosexuality ..."

--- What exactly is 'rampant' about homosexuality? Personally I find that heterosexuality is very rampant. It's everywhere.


"...to be a key warning sign for judgment of the world as a whole, and not just of individual nations. "

--- You have concrete proof for this? No. Bible doesn't count.


"... When I was born homosexuality was illegal throughout the entire world..."

--- A sign of the bigotry and homophobia of the age, mixed with a hefty element of hatred.


"In the space of just half a century this tiny 1-3% of the population have made themselves a global political power with greater influence in the courtrooms and legislatures of the world than the Church of Jesus Christ."

--- Read your constitution. The church of JC, or any reliion, has no place in government or the chambers of legislature in the US, or in miost countries of the West.


"... To my thinking, this can only have been accomplished by the god of this world (Satan 2 Cor 4:4)."

--- So you believe in more than one god!

Really what this Scott Lively is saying is bring back the death penalty for gays.

I notice that his co-mates in the Tea Party have made their contribution to the downgrading of the US's international credit rating. That will cost America dear. Well done you Patriots! Time to curb the right wing? Time to tax the churches to make up for this?

8/6/2011 4:57:58 AM

checkmate

Not only what Scott sees as a "sudden" rise in the global influence of homosexuality is a sign from God, the oil peak isn't a liberal lie, it's a sign from God too.

God is deliberately taking away the sacred oil so we can't drive his dearest creation, the SUV, down the holy streets of Jesus country.

It's a sign, God is royally pissed, the end is nigh.

To my thinking, this can only have been accomplished by the god of this world (Satan 2 Cor 4:4) who knows his time is short and is making his move.

8/6/2011 5:10:27 AM

Passerby

Is this guy the Scott Lively of "Fucked-up Oppressive Jebusland Alternate Earth Timeline?" If so, I wonder if he switched places with a less demented Scott Lively from our world that's now the only sane man of Fucked-up Oppressive Jebusland Alternate Earth...

8/6/2011 5:50:24 AM

Big Jilm

You evidently don't know jack-shit about history then. Why do you knuckle-draggers think life, since the beginning of time, was like some fantasy version of a 1950s TV episode pre-rock'n'roll?

8/6/2011 5:55:48 AM

Bollox

If this Satan dude 'knows his time is short', why is he fucking bothering making any move at all?

Jesus is coming back real soon to finally defeat me, I better do sump'n! Or else I'll be ... um ... wait a minute, if I'm gonna get finally defeated anyway ... ah, screw it, forget tryna take over the world, I'll just have another beer.

8/6/2011 6:02:49 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

So really what you're saying is you liked it better when people not exactly like you had no rights and had to hide who their true selves. Well tough shit! Time marches on and things change which has nothing to do with your sky daddy or the creepy kid he has locked in the basement.

8/6/2011 6:07:14 AM

Grogs

@Anon2: Wait ... so first he is saying that "God has chosen rampant homosexuality" ... and later he says that this alleged "global power" of homosexuality is caused by Satan? "God" equals "Satan", then?

Exactly! If I own a business and I hire a manager knowing fully well he will convert it into a sweat shop and make the employees work 16 hour days with no bathroom breaks, it's my fault. I can't claim that it was all the manager's fault. Not only is Scott's god doing that, at some point he's supposed to fire the manager and be hailed as a savior, despite the fact he's the one who hired him in the first place.

8/6/2011 6:38:14 AM

ChakatBlackstar

Yes...the gay community has more influence in the courtrooms and legislatures of the world then the Church...that's why we can get federally recognized marriages in the US right? Right? No?! Well what's up with that I wonder.

8/6/2011 6:50:19 AM



Paranoid delusions usually require some medication to manage. Get on it, little man.

8/6/2011 7:05:04 AM

gravematter

I think it's because fundies are unable to live without authorities telling them what to think and what to believe, that they believe the rest of the world is the same. So, if you're not a Christian, or an identifiable religion, you are a "Darwinist", "Marxist", or worst, a homosexual - because we all know that gay people are all identical, think the same way, and have an "agenda", don't we? Anyone not living by their worldview is simply putting their faith in Darwin, Satan, or the dreaded Science, rather than in their mystical floaty man. They really can't conceive that sompe people are actually able to think for themselves, rather than having to adopt a rigid framework to live their life by. It's also why they're constantly calling atheism a religion.

8/6/2011 7:27:53 AM

Mister Spak

There has been an unprecedented level of fundie terrorism lately. Islamic bombings, medical clinic murders, Sarah Palin - Satan, the prince of this world knows his time is short and is and is making his move. He is moving fundies like Scott Lively to attack all aspects of traditional American values, including civil rights for all citizens.

8/6/2011 7:44:50 AM

John

When I was born homosexuality was illegal throughout the entire world.

So was a black man using a white man's rest room or drinking fountain, at least in the US South.

8/6/2011 7:55:22 AM

Berny

To my thinking, this can only have been accomplished by the god of this world (Satan 2 Cor 4:4) who knows his time is short and is making his move.

Or maybe, just maybe, some people have become enlightened enough to realize that homosexuality isn't any of their concern and have focused on other things instead of punishing people for consensual acts done in the privacy of their own home.
Unlike the religiously impaired such as Scott Lively

8/6/2011 8:23:55 AM

Philbert McAdamia

God has chosen rampant homosexuality ...

So what's your beef?

8/6/2011 8:33:21 AM

John-in-Oz

It's God's will that you come out as a homosexual, Scott Lively.

8/6/2011 9:45:58 AM

Extraintrovert

Personally, I think Scott had some pretty powerful homosexual urges when he was younger, but didn't act on them because of legitimate fears what his friends and family would do to him if they knew, so he ignored them for decades, but now he's furious because he sees so many people able to express who they are with much less fear of reprisal and he's bitter because he didn't get his chance.

At least, that's if we're going for the "repressed homosexual who hates homosexuals" character, because honestly the "criminally stupid cultist fucktard" character is becoming incredibly tedious.

8/6/2011 9:49:10 AM

Raised by Horses

"I have made this point before, but it bears repeating."

No, Scott. No, it doesn't.

Not that it's going to stop you and your ilk from repeating it ad nauseum while the rest of the world turns its nose up at you.

8/6/2011 9:49:24 AM

dionysus

rampant homosexuality
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tiny 1-3% of the population

1-3% is rampant? Damn, then left-handers must be about ready to overrun the world.

8/6/2011 10:09:50 AM
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