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I’m really sick of all the destructive things Obama does and says, including his lies. It makes me weary, but I won’t give up opposing him.

I wish Muslims and closet Muslims (like Obama) would be content to practice their false religion elsewhere in the world, other the U.S. and the West. I’d also like to see Obama leave for Iran myself. But Islam compels Muslims to spread Islam throughout the world, even at the point of the sword, which the U.S. might get to experience first-hand some day (I pray it doesn’t.)

This country, and the West, used to not have to worry about Muslims and traitors (like Barry) in our midst. Why? Because Muslims used to genuinely fear the influence of Christianity: if Muslims went to live in Europe or the U.S., they were in great “danger” of receiving Christ. Now that certain forces in western countries have succeeded in making our societies more secular, tolerant, and diverse (pardon me for using those particular terms), we are now vulnerable to Muslim invasion.

jeigheff, Moonbattery 56 Comments [8/6/2011 5:49:09 AM]
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Bollox

I'm sure the President has more things to worry about than your continued opposition.

And this stuff is really tame compared to the wild ass rant Doctor Doom gives us over in CSTDT! Watch and learn, jeigheff!

8/6/2011 5:54:00 AM

Passerby

Obama seems more like a continuation of the Bush Adminitration than anything else.
He's about as much a closet Muslim as you are a closet liberal.

Muslims got on fairly well with Europe after the crusades were put behind them, and were well recieved by the earliest US presidents. They used to be one of the more liberal and progressive societies of the age, contact with their academics even bumped European society ahead a few decades. The whole "Fuck everyone else and all the good we've done together, we've got traditional values to uphold" mentality is fairly recent. (This applies to both American and Arab societies. Nice job breaking it, guys.)

There's a passage at the very end of the Koran that paraphrases to: "I don't serve your God, nor will I ever. You don't serve my God, and I won't try to convince you to. You shall have your religion, and I shall have mine." Much like the Christian Bible, it seems there's a direct correlation to how aggressively it's promoted and how strictly personal interpretations of it are followed and how little it is actually read by the zealot pushing it.

8/6/2011 6:15:46 AM



Sometimes I feel that way about Christians. Unlike your lot, however, I know that this country is for everyone.

8/6/2011 6:21:56 AM

Horsefeathers

"I’m really sick of all the destructive things Obama does and says, including his lies."

Oh, goodness. A politician that lies.

What's the world coming to?

"It makes me weary, but I won’t give up opposing him."

You're doing a damn fine job so far. Just look at all you've accomplished!

Oh, wait. You haven't actually accomplished any such thing.

"I wish Muslims and closet Muslims (like Obama) would be content to practice their false religion elsewhere in the world, other the U.S. and the West."

Obama is about as Muslim as I am.

And Freedom of Religion, jackass.

"I’d also like to see Obama leave for Iran myself."

I'd like to see you leave for Iran. I hear them heathen bastard Muslims are just dying for Christian missionaries to come convert them. It should be easy enough.

Go! Win some souls fer Christ!

"But Islam compels Muslims to spread Islam throughout the world, even at the point of the sword, which the U.S. might get to experience first-hand some day (I pray it doesn’t.)"

Ahem. Christianity compels the same fucking thing.

"This country, and the West, used to not have to worry about Muslims and traitors (like Barry) in our midst. Why? Because Muslims used to genuinely fear the influence of Christianity: if Muslims went to live in Europe or the U.S., they were in great “danger” of receiving Christ."

You're joking, right?

"Now that certain forces in western countries have succeeded in making our societies more secular, tolerant, and diverse (pardon me for using those particular terms), we are now vulnerable to Muslim invasion."

Ah. I see. You're not joking. You're just delusional.

8/6/2011 6:26:58 AM

Zeus Almighty

A few changes to this Bob Dylan tune should do it ...

Well, I was feelin' sad and kind o' blue,
I didn't know what I was gonna do,
Them Muslims wus comin' around,
They wus in the air,
They wus on the ground.
They wus all over. . .

Well, I got up in the morning
Looked under my fuzzie
I was looking every place
For them goddarn Muzzies
Looked behind the sink
And under the floor
Looked into the glove compartment of my car
Couldn't find any

Looked behind the clothes, behind the chair
Looking for them Muslims everywhere
Looked up my chimney hole,
Even deep down inside my toilet bowl.
They got away!

8/6/2011 6:39:20 AM

Meisha

Yeah, Christianity NEVER converted people at the end of a sword, on the rack, in an iron maiden, or even peeling their fingernails off. Why, Christianity has always been a religion of peace, especially when enforcing obsolete "morality" on people who are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender...or anyone you directly differ with. Heck, Christianity hasn't been a yoke around the necks of ignorant people for a supposed two thousand years, manipulating the masses with fear, oppression and tyranny. Really, jeigheff? Really?

8/6/2011 6:56:07 AM

Tempus

Wow. He's a closet Muslim, an atheist AND a black Christian supremacist, all in one! TRULY he is all things to all people!

You people are sounding more and more retarded with every passing year. If he gets another term, I'm sure you'll be reduced to chimpanzee-like barks and grunts.

8/6/2011 7:01:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

But Islam compels Muslims to spread Islam throughout the world, even at the point of the sword, which the U.S. might get to experience first-hand some day (I pray it doesn’t.)

Unlike Christians, who are perfectly content with people having different religious practices. You never see Christians trying to force people to become Christians or forcing religion into government.

I really think that the reason fundies here in the U.S. are afraid of Muslims converting people is that it would be muscling in on their action.

8/6/2011 7:14:34 AM



I wish Muslims and closet Muslims (like Obama) would be content to practice their false religion elsewhere in the world...

...along with Mormons, Catholics, dem ebil gheys, Marxists, blacks, hispanics, Hindus, Buddhists, atheists, nihlists... blah blah blah ad nauseum...

Trouble is, once you kick out everyone you don't like you'll only be left by yourself.

8/6/2011 7:33:56 AM

Mister Spak

"I wish Muslims and closet Muslims (like Obama) would be content to practice their false religion elsewhere in the world, other the U.S. and the West. I’d also like to see Obama leave for Iran myself."

I'd like to see you leave for Iran myself. Then you would experience fundieness when the shoe is on the other foot. Also you might me martyred so you can't afflict America any more.

8/6/2011 7:39:45 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ Tempus

"If he gets another term, I'm sure you'll be reduced to chimpanzee-like barks and grunts."

Yes, but they'll still be armed and crazy.
Although it would be interesting to see the Southern states secede again. And get their asses handed to them. Again.

8/6/2011 7:40:15 AM

freako104

CSTDT? and first amendment. Also your way weakens our freedom. And I am not even Muslim.

8/6/2011 7:52:54 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

This may come as a bit of a surprise but you don't own the world, America or the minds of others. Stop being a spoiled little brat and learn to share the sandbox with everyone even if they have different opinions.
If you want to go by track records it's Christians who are the blood thirsty warmongers who destroy all who won't convert. It's Christian fundies who fear anything that they believe goes against the bible like banning Slaughterhouse Five in Missouri.
Frankly I think I am far more justified in fearing those on Moonbattery then Muslims.

8/6/2011 8:16:21 AM

Berny

You oppose Obama because he is a black American, a Democrat, and President. That's three strikes in your book.
But then your book is written in crayon by a glue-eating moron.

8/6/2011 8:25:57 AM

G

Because, you know, his wife and daughters certainly are abiding by Iranian standards for women. I am so surprised that Michelle, Sasha, and Malia's burqas haven't clued everyone in on the family's secret adherence to radical Islam.

8/6/2011 8:29:55 AM

John-in-Oz

I presume you pronounce that as "jerkoff".

8/6/2011 9:35:42 AM

Headache

I’m really sick of all the destructive things Obama does and says, including his lies.

That sentence alone indicate to me you are in dire need of mental health care but then again, this is USA so any form of health care is bad and socialistic so I guess you'll have to try to survive with your mental disability the best you can.

8/6/2011 9:55:58 AM

Alencon

At some point in time, the only rational response to the crazies is to bang your head up against the wall.

But, a short while into doing that, you realize that a much better solution is to bang THEIR heads up against the wall. You never know, it might actually knock some sense into them.

8/6/2011 9:56:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I'm really getting weary of these right-wing nutjobs. It's getting harder for me to come up with unique responses to their idiocy. For the millionth time, Obama is no Muslim. Deep down you know this, because you post on Moonbattery and a favorite wingnut conspiracy theory is that Obama believes in what Pastor Jeremiah Wright, a Christian, says about black supremacy. Since he cannot be both, it is more likely that he is neither a Muslim nor a racial supremacist.

Also, while it is indeed true that the Koran/Qur'an/however you want to spell it promotes the spread of Islam by force, the same thing is true of Christianity. You know of the Christian Reconstructionists (who are called Dominionists by everyone who is not them, because they want dominion and don't even try to say otherwise)? They act just like the radical Islamists. Similarly, just as the vast majority of Christians are perfectly content with the concepts of democracy and civil liberties, most Muslims have no intention of sending society back to the Dark Ages. The Wahhabists are the Muslim equivalent of the neo-Nazis, all things considered. Your fear of a Muslim invasion of the peaceful, secular, and much more rational Europe is completely unfounded. There are more Muslims by both percentage and absolute terms in the United States of America than there are in all of Europe (not counting Bosnia which has historically been Muslim) and the US is doing just fine, thank you. There is no Sharia law here; none whatsoever. Stop fearmongering, please. If anything, we need to worry about our appeasement of China, not the Middle East.

8/6/2011 10:01:26 AM

Jamaican Castle

With apologies to Wallace Breen:

Tell me, Mr. Jeigheff, if you can. You have distorted so much. What has Obama destroyed? Can you name... even one thing? I thought not.

8/6/2011 10:22:48 AM

dionysus

Now that certain forces in western countries have succeeded in making our societies more secular, tolerant, and diverse (pardon me for using those particular terms)

*gasp* O_O You'd BETTER apologize! How could you possibly use language like that? There could be children listening you know! And we wouldn't want them actually GETTING ALONG with other people, UNDERSTANDING them, and living in PEACE and FREEDOM, now would we? Then how would we quench our blood lust?

8/6/2011 10:35:14 AM

LadyJafaria

Let me explain something to you. The Muslims who want to live in a theocracy stay in one. The ones who come to the U.S. in the first place don't want to live in a theocracy.

The way things are going, they might want to AVOID the U.S. for that.

8/6/2011 10:53:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I’m really sick of all the destructive things Obama does and says"

Your current financial woes are all Dumbya's fault. Way before Obama ran for election, never mind being elected.

Before his election, he inherited a stable economy, a balanced budget, and a trade surplus from Clinton. Raygun inherited a similar setup from Jimmy Carter too. In both cases, a Repubican turned a creditor USA into a debtor one.

In their attempt to 'get one over' on Obama, the Teabaggers have only made things worse for their country. Insiders in the mainstream Republican party (mainly moderates) admitted that they nominated McPain & Failin because they knew they'd lose (ergo, Failin as VP candidate). They didn't want an administration of theirs being saddled with the unholy mess created by the previous God Emperor of Fucking Up, voted in by Fuckups of electors (Religious Right, Teabaggers, Neocunts etc).

"we are now vulnerable to Muslim invasion."

Frankly, Muslims are the least of your problems, jerkoff. Enjoy your Atheist Chinese owners, USA.

8/6/2011 11:23:00 AM

John

Now that certain forces in western countries have succeeded in making our societies more secular, tolerant, and diverse (pardon me for using those particular terms), we are now vulnerable to Muslim invasion.

God forbid! The last thing we need is lunatic-fringe fundamentalist Muslims. We already have enough lunatic-fringe fundamentalist Christians. Now if we could just get rid of all the God-bothering religious nuts ...

8/6/2011 11:45:09 AM



Well at least he's been reduced to closet Muslim.

8/6/2011 11:56:47 AM
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