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Now, I don't know about you, but I am flat-out fed up with these arrogant parasites lying to and about me, calling me and other decent Americans cultists, killers of old people, abusers of children, and lackeys of a boogey-man class the neo-fascist Democrats call "the Rich." I am totally over being talked down to by knuckle-dragging degenerates who can't keep their pants zipped or pay their taxes or get through a week without taking a bribe. We are paying for five-star, Made in the USA government, and getting cheap, Chinese junk.

The neo-fascist Democrats and their "reach-across-the-aisle" running dog RINOs need to be gotten out of government, the sooner the better, and by any means legally possible.

Which brings us to the so-called "President," one Barry Barack Hussein Obama-Soetoro, he of the phony social security number, and self-proclaimed natural born citizen of the United States of America. I say self-proclaimed, because he has steadfastly refused to produce valid proof that he is who and what he claims to be. Indeed, he has spent some $2,000,000 to make sure the public has zero access to documents regarding his past.

Since he will not produce his records from Occidental College — we know he went there, because there are pictures of him there, smoking dope — I must assume that a) he never graduated; or b) he did, but because of affirmative action; or c) he was receiving aid as a foreign student, i.e., an Indonesian, like his adoptive step-father, Lolo Soetoro; or d) a combination of a and/or b, and c. The same goes for Columbia, where no one — I repeat, no one — remembers him, and Harvard.

I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther. But if I am wrong, all Obama has to do is unseal the records, and prove it. Period.

As to the birther part of it, since a large number of independent experts have declared every single purported Obama birth record to be rather crude forgeries, I still await verifiable proof.

The really outrageous thing about all this is that what Obama-Soetoro refuses to produce is what a greeter at Wal-Mart or a federal GS-03 file clerk is required to hand over to get hired, and would be fired for, if the documents or claims turned out to be fake. But according to the corrupt federal judges who have thrown out every single suit asking for this documentation, the man holding the highest, most powerful, and thus, most responsible office in the free world, doesn't have to. Folks, there is something seriously, dangerously wrong here.

Michael Oberndorf, Renew America 34 Comments [8/7/2011 2:47:51 PM]
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J. James

There really is no satisfying these people with proof, is there?

And the Soetro thing doesn't abdicate his citizenship, it just means his stepdad is kind of a dick.

8/7/2011 2:49:14 PM

Matante

Is it normal that Michael's wails only make me sleepy?

8/7/2011 4:20:18 PM

Raised by Horses



"I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther. But if I am wrong, all Obama has to do is unseal the records, and prove it. Period."

Mere prediction of criticism does not negate said criticism. Example: If I were to walk into the park, viciously stab someone to death, then loudly proclaim "I expect they shall call me a murderer for this, the fools!", I would not have any justification for my actions, even though my statement might happen to be on the mark.

Also, you're a racist conspiracy nut birther moron. Be prepared to hear that a lot, and for a good reason.

8/7/2011 5:16:04 PM



Are these idiots still harping over this?

8/7/2011 7:06:19 PM

shykid


8/7/2011 7:42:09 PM

nazani14

If you cut big chunks out of the many government programs that benefit seniors, some of them will die because they can't afford medical care or their heating bill or whatever. That makes you a killer of old people. If you cut big chunks out of the various programs that benefit children, then yes, you are an abuser of children, and probably also a killer of children.
Yes, you are a lackey of the predator class.

8/7/2011 8:12:11 PM

LV426

You're really having a hard time with this "reality" thing, huh?

8/7/2011 8:22:41 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther."

I'm no Obamabot but I'm more than happy to call you all three.

8/7/2011 9:18:35 PM

lisamariefan

I agree that there's something wrong here, but it's not with Obama's credentials. >.<

8/7/2011 10:06:11 PM

Bollox

The neo-fascist Democrats and their "reach-across-the-aisle" running dog RINOs need to be gotten out of government, the sooner the better, and by any means legally possible.

So, you advocate a one-party state, do you?

8/8/2011 1:55:53 AM

aaa

You make most idiots look positively intelligent.

8/8/2011 2:18:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

I find it both interesting and funny how Obama being elected president sure brought the crazies out of the woodwork. It would have happened to a lesser extent had a white Democrat been elected, but not as bad as this. Seems like every day we see grade-A crazy ranting about Obama in some manner or another.

8/8/2011 7:29:22 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Now, I don't know about you, but I am flat-out fed up with these arrogant parasites lying to and about me, calling me and other decent Americans cultists, killers of old people and babies, abusers of children, and lackeys of a boogey-man the neo-fascist Republican call "the Devil." I am totally over being talked down to by knuckle-dragging degenerates who can't keep their pants zipped or pay their taxes or get through a week without taking a bribe. We are paying for five-star, Made in the USA government, and getting cheap, Chinese junk.

The neo-fascist Republicans and their "useful idiot" running dog Teabaggers need to be gotten out of government, the sooner the better, and by any means legally possible.

Fixed it for you, and boy did it need to be fixed. It's almost like he took actual liberal complaints about the juvenile Tea Party and just swapped the political terms around. My rendition is much more accurate. I hope this Oberndorf guy isn't running for President or anything. Renew America advocates anything but renewal.

8/8/2011 9:11:13 AM

vaiyt

At this point, I've run out of jokes. These guys are not funny anymore.

8/8/2011 4:26:47 PM

Arnold Facepalmer

Some folks you just can't reach

8/8/2011 7:31:39 PM

Anon

HE ALREADY DID.

8/8/2011 9:15:26 PM

dionysus

I can hear the Obamabots now, going apoplectic, calling me a racist, a conspiracy nut, a birther. But if I am wrong, all Obama has to do is unseal the records, and prove it. Period.

Exactly! People call ME a conspiracy nutter when I claim that you raped and killed the real Michael Oberndorf and stole his identity. All you have to do is prove, with absolute certainty, that you didn't do that and then I might consider changing my mind.

As to the birther part of it, since a large number of independent experts have declared every single purported Obama birth record to be rather crude forgeries, I still await verifiable proof.

Yup. And I'll hold you to that exact same standard. If a bunch of douches that I call experts say that your proof isn't good enough I'll have no choice but to keep believing that you raped and killed the real Michael Oberndorf and stole his identity. And I'll have to start spreading the word.

8/9/2011 5:31:21 AM

Vox

You say he passed college because of Affirmative Action (when the fuck have colleges started doing that?) but then claim you're not a racist?

And how could it be A and/or B? A is dropped out and B is graduated. How the fuck could he have both dropped out before finishing and graduated?

Jeezus H. Christ! Racists/Teabaggers/Corporate Dick-Lickers get stoopider and stoopider every week.

8/9/2011 5:39:41 PM

Percy Q. Shunn




8/9/2011 8:08:40 PM

Anon

What I want to know is, where the hell did they get the name "Soetoro"? Does that sound Kenyan or Indonesian?

8/9/2011 10:28:07 PM

Bollox

@ Anon:

Soetoro is the name of the guy Obama's mother married after she divorced Obama Sr. And yeah, it is Indonesian.

8/10/2011 1:11:49 AM



As a person who will never live to be old because I've had no treatment for a disabling, progressive disease for nearly ten years because I can't afford the 20% co-pay I still have to pay even though I have Medicare, I can say with authority that if you're supporting Republicans, who have not only repeatedly cut but are now trying to destroy Medicare and Social Security for seniors and the disabled, you are, in fact, a killer of old people.

You're also the only ones who refuse to pay your taxes. You put a gun to the heads of the unemployed by refusing to extend their unemployment checks unless Obama agreed to extend tax cuts for the rich that have proved to be ruinous for the country, and the latest Republican budget, had it been passed, would have given you a further 10% tax cut for the rich, while eliminating Medicare entirely.

Yep. Killer of old people. Own it.

8/10/2011 7:07:36 AM



HAHAHA

The fact that you don't know that Magna Cum Laude on a Havard degree tells you what his grades were without your having to see a transcript speaks volumes about your own lack of education, as does the fact that you don't know that Affirmative Action applies to admissions, not grades.

The only birth certificates that have turned out to be forgeries are the ones cooked up by you Birthers. There's never been any dispute about the ONE and only birth certificate Obama himself has ever presented.

And it's the Democrats who can't keep their pants zipped???!!??
Can you say, Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Larry Craig, Mark Sanford, Mark Foley, John Boehner, Arnold Schwartzenegger, and, and, and....


8/10/2011 7:25:47 AM

fmitchell

Technically, the President revealed two birth certificates: 1) the standard Hawaiian form that any sane person would accept as proof of citizenship for any purpose whatsoever, and 2) the "long form" with more information by special arrangement with Hawaiian state authorities, in contravention of their own policies. The State of Hawaii stands behind both, which the "experts" pronounce as frauds.

Then again, this idiot doesn't believe "The Rich" are the Tea Party's puppet-masters despite *that* clear evidence, so no proof will satisfy him or those like him.

8/10/2011 8:19:41 AM

Joe Mama

A true sign of a right-wing conservitard loon is when they call the president "Barry Soetoro." For some reason they think it's an insult to call him by a name he went by many years ago.

8/10/2011 9:29:07 AM
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