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Not FSTDT, but clearly in CSTDT territory.
That being said, I think you're taking D&D way too seriously. Time to back away from the D20.
8/11/2011 9:13:42 AM
Made-for-TV science-fiction movies are not documentaries.
8/11/2011 9:14:42 AM
The rest is real, though. *snicker*
8/11/2011 9:25:21 AM
This should be on CSTDT.
Plus, this guy has everything wrong. Everyone knows the reptilians have nothing to do with the grays.
8/11/2011 9:38:31 AM
"coyotepoet", you need urgently some time outside. When was the last time you have seen this big yellow bright thing hanging during the day in the sky? Alternatively, I would recommend a weekend in the city, having some beers and fun with some good friends. Or how about a vacation to a nice holiday resort?
8/11/2011 9:40:31 AM
Wrong list but funny nonetheless.
Are there really people this far out of touch with reality?
8/11/2011 9:46:22 AM
Where do Klingons fit into this heirarchy?
8/11/2011 9:55:15 AM
This belongs in CSTDT. No mention of religion beyond the nutty ramblings about mythical creatures.
8/11/2011 9:55:42 AM
Isn't it delightful when aspiring authors spew their shit all over the net instead of sending it to give an editor a rather nasty headache?
8/11/2011 10:03:23 AM
Goobiddy goobiddy whaaaaa??
8/11/2011 10:08:26 AM
More like peyotepoet, amirite?
8/11/2011 10:20:42 AM
That's very disturbing: creatures who look like dragons comes from Alpha Draconis. They must have been here for tens of thousands of years, manipulating our language, our mythology and even our astronomy. They must have an extremely sinister long-term plan for humanity, if they've gone to all that trouble.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm convinced.
8/11/2011 10:24:48 AM
Must be a David Icke fanpoodle. Say, is there any money in being a UFO researcher? I'm thinking about a career change.
8/11/2011 10:25:56 AM
I saw the documentary "How To Train Your Dragon", so I'm not worried.
8/11/2011 10:27:27 AM
I was wondering, are the Ciakars capable of disguising themselves as humans? The reason I ask is because of the chap who owns the corner shop. I often pop in of a morning to buy a paper and a packet of mints, and the shop owner, who I think might possibly be a disguised Ciakar, is at least 20 feet tall. Plus his shop assistants, two very pleasant young ladies, never have any problems reaching items on the top shelf. The things is, they look like perfectly normal tall humans, but could they be Draco Reptillians in disguise? Perhaps they have a hidden agenda other than running a small corner shop? Could it be that they are secretly running all our lives? Should I report them to the authorities?
8/11/2011 10:30:22 AM
All you need are some E-meters and you can start your own tax-empt religion and/or terrible science fiction movie. Be careful, David Icke might sue you for copyright infringement. Friggin' crackpots.
8/11/2011 10:43:55 AM
Hang on a sec, I think we might have the makings of a pretty kickass campaign setting here. Pity TSR's dead now; Wizards of the Coast doesn't have the balls to try anything that isn't standard fantasy or already present in D&D's history.
I want to stat these guys up for Spelljammer, this sounds awesome.
8/11/2011 10:55:06 AM
pics or it didn't happen. ;-))
8/11/2011 11:12:20 AM
This is a joke!!!
8/11/2011 12:01:37 PM
As someone from a different planet, I can tell you this is pure bullshit.
The vast majority of life forms developing any form of intelligence are in general bi-pedal life forms not entirely unlike yourself. It all depends on gravity.
8/11/2011 12:02:52 PM
Is the original quote from one of the moderators on the BAUT forum? It would certainly fit in with their pea brain mentality. Not that they believe in aliens, but they take their computer gaming in mommy's basement very seriously and get very touchy when the BAUT members laugh at them about it.
In fact, they're touchy about almost everything. I guess that's part of being mentally insufficient.
8/11/2011 12:18:34 PM
I thought cicadas were insects... Oh, sorry, it's ciakars.
coyotepoet, you do know that Games of Thrones is just a fantasy story, don't you?
8/11/2011 12:40:55 PM
Seriously, I really want to know. Do people who say things like this really believe it, or are they just trying to see how outlandish a story they can tell and still have people believe it? Or are they trying to write science fiction? If you would talk about a civil war between the Dracos and the Ciakars, then you'd have a pretty good basis for a science fiction movie, even if it's just a SyFy original.
Or are people who write this stuff just a bunch of crazy nutters on drugs?
8/11/2011 12:43:00 PM
I read this twice. I still have no idea what he means. Sorry.
8/11/2011 12:46:39 PM
Clearly his moniker is misspelled....
should be: "Peyotepoet"
edit: DAMN YOU OSIRIS!!!! ya beat me to it...
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