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#1320113
D Laurier
Huh?
8/9/2011 9:20:52 AM
#1320114
Berny
Mathematics is proof that some people long ago were able to figure out things for themselves and eventually taught others. God had fuck-all to do with it. Besides, calculus is obviously of Satan. </snark>
Honestly, how stupid are you people?
8/9/2011 9:23:12 AM
#1320119
Power Skunk
How? How? HOW can it not HURT to be so fucking STUPID?!
8/9/2011 9:31:04 AM
#1320120
Giveitaday
And that proves a "god" how exactly? Moreover, which "god"? Allah? Yahweh? Ahura Mazda? Quetzacoatl? Zeus? The FSM?
8/9/2011 9:31:47 AM
#1320124
Papabear
Yeah, and another proof is that when you mix red and blue paint you get purple. I mean, how is THAT possible? And when I throw things up they always come down. Hmm, I think I want to throw up now.
8/9/2011 9:37:11 AM
#1320127
freako104
Uh.....o.O
8/9/2011 9:38:03 AM
#1320129
jesus-face tortilla
since the numerals we use are Arabic, isn't this proof of Allah?
8/9/2011 9:39:31 AM
#1320137
N. De Plume
Number Theory Fail!
8/9/2011 9:42:18 AM
#1320142
gravematter
Mathematics is a manmade system... Oh what's the use.
8/9/2011 9:44:39 AM
#1320149
Mister Spak
"How would we multiply without calculators?"
You christianists will just have to limit your calculations to numbers less than 10.
Unless . . .
8/9/2011 9:48:44 AM
#1320151
JohnTheAtheist
Carrying over proves god? What the fuck is this shit??? Might as well just declare the ampersand as irrefutable proof of gods existence while you are at it.
8/9/2011 9:50:15 AM
#1320158
John
And considering the Europeans didn't know how to do that until they learned it from the Muslims, who built on the number system developed by the Hindus, does that mean that God told the Hindus and Muslims about it first?
8/9/2011 9:56:00 AM
#1320166
And it doesn't fucking work in anything other than a base10 system...
fuckwit
8/9/2011 10:03:31 AM
#1320169
Osiris
As per normal fundies take an invention of mankind, and since they're too stupid to figure it out, claim that only an omniscient being could have invented it.
8/9/2011 10:05:41 AM
#1320170
perdurabo
fuckin Arabic numerals, how do they work?
8/9/2011 10:05:51 AM
#1320171
Jeff Weskamp
Poe. This simply has to be a poe.
8/9/2011 10:06:29 AM
#1320172
That's right! It's proof of the existence of Urania, muse of astronomy and mathematics!
ALL HAIL URANIA
8/9/2011 10:06:48 AM
#1320174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0DsoMFyIA
8/9/2011 10:12:17 AM
#1320176
studapples
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8/9/2011 10:16:40 AM
#1320177
Doubting Thomas
What? I really think you have the cart before the horse here. The only way this is proof is if you first assume that God exists, and then it still isn't proof. If this is logic, then you could point to anything and claim that it is proof of God. Oh wait, you fundies already do that.
8/9/2011 10:17:07 AM
#1320184
dionysus
Yeah, and how did 2 know it's supposed to come after 1? God must have told it to, otherwise it might have come after 987. How did rocks know that we were going to use them as weapons? How did our ears know to be in just the right place for us to wear glasses? Or the real question: why do so many theists think that taking a human construct and turning the causality ass-backwards is a good argument for god?
8/9/2011 10:36:01 AM
#1320185
Calculators are not magic. They do nothing but speed up what we could do ourselves.
8/9/2011 10:38:21 AM
#1320189
John-in-Oz
What do you mean? XCVII times LXII doesn't carry a one.
That's proof God doesn't exist, right?
8/9/2011 10:50:07 AM
#1320195
breakerslion
If you're so smart, how come God's Chosen People didn't think up Arabic Numbers?
8/9/2011 11:02:27 AM
#1320196
N. De Plume
Originally posted by JohnTheAtheist
Carrying over proves god? What the fuck is this shit??? Might as well just declare the ampersand as irrefutable proof of gods existence while you are at it.
Well it does! The Holy Ampersand is the foundation of all Faith, proving that there is a mighty AND keeping everything together as one whole, perfect, holy union.
;-P
8/9/2011 11:05:31 AM
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