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We've been asked if we had anything to do with the riots in Great Britain. No. As God constantly says, He doesn't have to attack His enemies, the idiots destroy themselves! It's absolutely perfect, just what they deserve! I won't say we didn't refuse to quiet them, to keep them from getting out of control, as we normally would. Why should we? The British are murdering children in Libya. The world should know that they're oppressing people at home, as well. Let's bring out their dirty laundry! Let's show them their society isn't perfect, that they're using the economically depressed like a third world country. We will admit, we're opportunists, and when an opportunity presents itself to totally humiliate an enemy we'll use it, our right. Just as soon as I am president I fully intend to shut down any military bases we have in Britain, and to bring all American service personnel home.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 72 Comments [8/15/2011 5:25:48 AM]
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Passerby

The voices in his head, they are fond of irony and loudly admitted double-standards, no?

No shortage of delusional, megalomaniacal assholes on the net but quality like this always shines through.

8/15/2011 5:31:10 AM

Mister Spak

"Just as soon as I am president I fully intend to shut down any military bases we have in Britain, and to bring all American service personnel home."

Michelle Bachmann could be your vice president.

8/15/2011 5:36:33 AM

Jack Bauer

"I won't say we didn't refuse to quiet them, to keep them from getting out of control, as we normally would."

So you have a history of interfering with law and order issues in the UK?

I'd like to see you dealing in a non violent manner with some cocky little hoodie wearing 15 year old intent on stealing your plasma TV.

8/15/2011 6:02:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

Just as soon as I am president I fully intend to shut down any military bases we have in Britain, and to bring all American service personnel home.

Unfortunately for that plan, you have less chances of becoming president than Michele Bachmann, and you're just a tiny bit crazier.

8/15/2011 6:08:45 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

What I got out of that. Crazy man is glad he didn't cause the London riots, crazy man says God also did not cause the London riots but crazy man thinks that the British are committing infanticide in Libya when they weren't rioting...

...crazy man says he will be President of the United States one day, you may mock him but one day-one day he'll show you all, poor fools, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

8/15/2011 6:25:01 AM

Professor Cold Heart

"I won't say we didn't refuse to quiet them"

God's representative on Earth uses triple negatives? Higher standards, God.

8/15/2011 6:39:14 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Clearly, Gerald Polley has no idea what he is talking about, part [insert random high number here].

8/15/2011 6:40:54 AM

D Laurier

Decades of lies and injustice in England have let to these riots.
This God guy as bugger all to do with it.

Mr Polley, for all that he is a barking loon, has one good idea... Shipping all American military personel back home.

8/15/2011 6:53:15 AM

Xotan

"He doesn't have to attack His enemies, the idiots destroy themselves! "

--- So Sodom and Gomorrah dropped the fire and brimstone on themselves?

Gerald Polley is quite beyond the bounds of rationality.

8/15/2011 6:58:51 AM

WWBFD

And if I were Prime Minister, I'd shut down all US bases in Britain, and send all American service personnel home.

Agreeing with Gerald Polley: Am I insane?

8/15/2011 7:00:52 AM

Yownanymous

Actually, as someone from Britain, I'd be thankful if your bloody military fucked off and stopped dragging us into your oil wars.

Also, take the mad Australian who sees no issue with hacking the phones of dead children with you.

8/15/2011 7:12:21 AM

breakerslion

"We will admit, we're opportunists..."

"The truth will out!"

8/15/2011 7:13:59 AM

Pule Thamex

God's aim is still as bad as ever. Now God wants to use the intelligent and charismatic mind of someone renowned for their honesty and conviction but He completely misses yet again. He has come to rest in what must seem to Him to be a seething cauldron of inept stupidity and raging insanity. Yes, He's landed in the mind of a fuckwit, Gerald Polley. Yes, I know Gerald has mental problems, but he's still a fuckwit.

What does that make God? Who's gonna believe Him when He uses a deranged looney as a mouthpiece?

8/15/2011 7:21:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We've been asked if we had anything to do with the riots in Great Britain."




"No. As God constantly says, He doesn't have to attack His enemies, the idiots destroy themselves!"

Just as you fundies do, via everything you say, do and think.

"It's absolutely perfect, just what they deserve! I won't say we didn't refuse to quiet them, to keep them from getting out of control, as we normally would. Why should we?"

In less than a week, over two thousand of said rioters/looters have been brought to justice, via CCTV (thank fuck for our 'Nanny State', eh, naysayers?! [/hyper-sarcasm]), police investigations and 'shop a rioter' campaigns by the British public themselves. Some have been evicted by councils because of their involvement in said rioting/looting. Good. Justice has been seen to be done indeed. Besides...

What the FUCK have events in my country got to do with you, perchance? Okay. The next time there's a Columbine-esque school shooting in your country, we Brits will send in our police, armed forces etc into your country and forcibly take all guns from every person in the US - just as ultra-draconian anti-gun legislation was introduced here in the UK after Dunblane. And we have every right to do so. If you disagree with this, you've just destroyed your own argument.

"The British are murdering children in Libya."



As are US forces too. Your argument is invalid.

"The world should know that they're oppressing people at home, as well."

One word: Syria.

Let's bring out their dirty laundry! Let's show them their society isn't perfect, that they're using the economically depressed like a third world country. We will admit, we're opportunists, and when an opportunity presents itself to totally humiliate an enemy we'll use it, our right."

See above. So, no hypocrisy on your part, nosiree [/hyper-sarcasm]

"Just as soon as I am president"



Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs! Frankly, Ralph Nader has more chance of winning than you. And his surname represents his chances of getting to the White House: NADA.

"I fully intend to shut down any military bases we have in Britain, and to bring all American service personnel home."

Yeah. Good luck with that, Pretty Polley. Want a cracker? X3

8/15/2011 7:21:33 AM

N. De Plume

Is it really fair to pluck things from this guy?

8/15/2011 7:34:47 AM

cdcdrr

Why should we? The British are murdering children in Libya.

Ah yes. The British and French were eager to drag the US into a plot to kill the children in Libya, because Kadaffi was refusing to do it for them, what with Kadaffi being so very pacifistic.

Go fuck a cactus, whoever you are. The one time America's military contribution is appreciated, and you think it's a terrible wrong.

8/15/2011 7:55:47 AM

LAchlan

Oh, now Britain's an "enemy"? I thought we were meant to be allies and all that. Just shows how much I know. Gotta admire his optimnism tho.

8/15/2011 8:05:32 AM

freako104

I doubt you'll make it to president.

8/15/2011 8:26:27 AM

rubber chicken

Who the fuck asked you this ? Nobody but the voices in your head would ask you anything other than "Have you taken your medicine today Mister Polley ?"
The riots in Britain are partly caused by a society that has embraced the 'me first, me last, me only', materialistic philosophy of corporate capitalism which leaves large sections of the population permenantly fixed in the have not camp, and partly by the fact that some parts of Britain are shitholes populated by socially inadequate, nihilistic chavs.

8/15/2011 8:46:13 AM

aaa

I don't think even Iran would let you in their government.

8/15/2011 8:46:50 AM

TWoozl

Gerald Polley, would you kindly fuck off back to irrelevance where you began and ought to remain? Thank you.

8/15/2011 8:54:50 AM

farpadokly

Gerald is right to criticise British imperialism but seems quite blind to American imperialism.

8/15/2011 9:13:21 AM

nazani14

I know Jesus didn't care much for the concept of private property, but this is out of line:

Witnesses to the incident said the three victims - two of them brothers - were part of a group protecting shops from looting.
"They were standing on the side of the road and the car just came and ran them over."


8/15/2011 9:25:14 AM

rw23

> Just as soon as I am president I fully intend to shut down any military bases we have in Britain, and to bring all American service personnel home.

Fine by me. Let's see how you cope without Menwith Hill.

8/15/2011 9:32:45 AM

Berny

I really wonder what will happen to the thin shreds of sanity left in Gerald Polley's mind when God fails to ensure "God's Candidate for President" wins the election.
Should be fun to watch. From a distance.

8/15/2011 9:44:42 AM
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