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You're right, nothing in scripture states such a thing as no other life besides humans and divinity.

However, what's even more intriguing is...if supposedly they do exist now, are they affected by man's sin, more importantly the sins of the rebellious angels and Lucifer?

Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics(which I believe is the curse God put on us) and affected the animals and everything living in that all decays and degenerates and eventually dies. So are these other living "aliens" affected by us, even though the bible says only man and satan sinned? This is what I've wondered for some time now.

Surafel, RR 51 Comments [8/18/2011 5:34:28 AM]
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agrf

epic fail

8/18/2011 5:39:13 AM

anevilmeme

The bit about thermodynamics is sooooo cute.

8/18/2011 5:49:25 AM

dionysus

Most of this is a legitimate theological question and it's asked by many Christians. The thermodynamics thing is an absolute and utter fail though. Still, none of this is fundie.

8/18/2011 5:49:45 AM

Doubting Thomas

The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics is a God-given curse?

Damn these fundies are totally anti-scientific and superstitious. And stupid.

8/18/2011 5:52:45 AM

nutbunny

Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics(which I believe is the curse God put on us)

Things get cold because of a divine curse? oh for fuck's sake.

8/18/2011 6:02:04 AM



Extrapolating from this glorious insight, is it fair to suggest that God created gravity to facilitate The Fall?

8/18/2011 6:16:51 AM

Mister Spak

"So are these other living "aliens" affected by us, even though the bible says only man and satan sinned? This is what I've wondered for some time now. "

I have been wondering for some time now if Green Lantern can use his power ring to lift Thors magic hammer.

8/18/2011 6:25:15 AM

John

Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics

Where do people get this crap, even in the Bible? Paul suggested death was the result of Adam's sins, but even that is just one of many things he pulled out of his butt during his rants that never actually appeared in the OT. Yet from that, they go even further into the realm of speculation and invent all sorts of additional nonsense about the SLOT, deterioration of our DNA, tornadoes and earthquakes - all supposedly caused by God getting PO'd over some guy eating a piece of magic fruit. Do these morons actually read the Bible?

8/18/2011 6:29:19 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh this was so close to not being fundie until they mentioned the second law of thermodynamics. Without entropy, there would be no friction, meaning that Surafel believes that Adam and Eve were slipping and sliding all over the Garden of Eden and were unable to ever stop until they ate the fruit. (How could they have even grasped the fruit?)

8/18/2011 6:39:49 AM

Vermicious Knid

Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics(which I believe is the curse God put on us)

How do people this stupid manage to get through an entire day without setting themselves on fire?

8/18/2011 7:24:03 AM



The Stupid in this post has blinded me.

8/18/2011 7:40:42 AM

Arctic Knight

"Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics...."

What does the dissipation of heat in a closed system have to do with the myth of Adam and Eve sinning?

Learn what Thermodynamics is before you show your complete ignorance by using it incorrectly in an argument. Thermodynamic deals with heat, hence the word "thermo" right there in the name, and is also deals only with closed systems. It has nothing to do with organic material decaying (hint: that would be covered under biology).

8/18/2011 7:56:39 AM

LV426

You...You don't actually know what Thermodynamics is, do you?

8/18/2011 7:58:05 AM



the second of law of thermodynamics = God's punishment



k......

8/18/2011 8:00:29 AM

rw23

> So are these other living "aliens" affected by us, even though the bible says only man and satan sinned?

Given everything else fundies say about God punishing people, I'd suggest that the demonstrated depth of God's compassion and the quality of his aim would indeed indicate that aliens on the other side of the universe have been adversely affected by the single misdemeanour of two long-dead humans.

Fucknut.

8/18/2011 8:07:07 AM

farpadokly

James Blish wrote a science fiction novel on this very topic, called "A Case of Conscience". And, apparently, the Catholic Church does have guidelines on extraterrestrials, whether they have souls, are fallen from grace, etc.

8/18/2011 8:08:37 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Man's sin affected the whole world and set off the second law of thermodynamics(which I believe is the curse God put on us)"



PHYSICS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

8/18/2011 8:14:17 AM

D Laurier

What the fuck is this shit?

8/18/2011 8:27:22 AM

Bollox

Eh? Where in the Bible does it say Satan sinned, exactly?

8/18/2011 8:28:42 AM

Steven Mading

The laws of physics must have been really weird during the garden of eden, what with energy transfers not working, the inability to eat food and use it to power muscles, and so on.

8/18/2011 8:29:15 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I've heard more intelligent questions from 3 year olds.

8/18/2011 8:50:07 AM



I may be wrong here, but I really don't think there can be life, certainly not as we know it, in a world without the second law of thermodynamics.

8/18/2011 8:50:16 AM

ChoneChacon

Is the implication here that thermodynamics only functions here on earth? Reading RR quotes is always a brain exercise 1st thing in the morning. I find that the mental effort needed to even figure out what these tards are saying wakes me up better than a cup of coffee.

8/18/2011 9:17:08 AM

Berny

The stupid. It burns!
Plants are life.
Animals are life.
If nothing died before the "sin" of man, what did we eat and how did we digest it?
That's what you get by believing a book of stories written by Middle Eastern tribal morons.

8/18/2011 9:36:56 AM

I read about the afterlife

This, I think, is the height of being self-centered.

8/18/2011 10:16:56 AM
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