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[Re. the terrorist attacks in Norway]

"The official story makes no sense," Savage told WND. "This looks like a classic conspiracy."

"This has all the appearances of a cover-up," Savage told WND. "They created their Reichstag fire. They found their Timothy McVeigh. They created their Jack Ruby. How could one man have blown up the downtown and then raced to the island to kill the teens?

"This is likely a fabrication of the Labour Party, who needs to hold onto power to enforce their multi-culturalist, Muslim-favoring, anti-nationalist views," he continued, "especially in light of the earlier 'credit' for this atrocity claimed by the radical Muslim group whose leader they were threatening to deport.

"The official story defies logic in the following sense as well," he continued, "if this lone right-winger hated Muslims, as the New York Times is reporting, then why did he slaughter his own people and not Muslims?"

Michael Savage, World Net Daily 23 Comments [8/20/2011 5:24:51 AM]
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That´s why they INITIALLY blamed islamists, isn´t it?

8/20/2011 5:33:42 AM

Xero

Someone doesn't understand the concept of timers on explosives.

8/20/2011 6:00:46 AM

\m/>_<\m/

it's all about teh evul conspiracy with those people, isn't it?

can't they just admit for once that humans are bastards and keep on living life normally?

8/20/2011 6:29:06 AM

Raised by Horses

"Deep Cover Libruls™!" strikes again.

I swear, Roy Zimmerman needs to write a song about this phenomenon already.

8/20/2011 7:07:10 AM



(Forgot to write my name: Narvi)

About the victims: "their multi-culturalist, Muslim-favoring, anti-nationalist views"
About the killer: "why did he slaughter his own people and not Muslims?"

He couldn't even be bothered to read his OWN COMMENT!? How lazy can you be? He murdered them because they belonged to the "Muslim-favoring" Labour Party. What is there not to get about that?

8/20/2011 7:13:11 AM

StoneSpiral

'How could one man have blown up the downtown and then raced to the island to kill the teens?'

You're kidding right? Putting a timing mechanism on a bomb and leaving it somewhere is easy. I bet even I could do it after one trip to Radio Shack and Home Depot.

8/20/2011 8:53:55 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow, this is almost a month out of date. But then again, conspiracy theorists still go on about who killed Kennedy, so I guess it's not surprising.

Just fuck off, you fucking Breivik-sympathizer.

8/20/2011 8:58:23 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yes.. timers for explosives and things like phoning in your bomb detonation only exist in movies or when left wingers are responsible.

Right wingers, o the other hand, are too fucking STUPID to do something like this.

Thankyou for clarifying that Savage.

8/20/2011 10:59:26 AM

Lucilius

You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that little Mikey Wiener himself has a basement full of half-assembled bombs.

8/20/2011 11:10:42 AM

J. James

Yeahhhhhh, this is way too far, Savage. You've totally lost it now... And look what happened to Glenn Beck after he turned all crazy messiah on everyone.

Your days are officially numbered, buddy.

8/20/2011 11:11:08 AM

aaa

And a new conspiracy theory was born.

8/20/2011 12:29:10 PM

Bollox

Somebody tell him the Nazis didn't actually burn down the Reichstag. His head might explode.

Dude, if the Labour Party of Norway, or anybody else, wanted to stage a vote-winning stunt, why didn't they, y'know, just dump some kiddie porn on the opposition leader's hard drive, instead of killing 80 of their own members? Why go to all that trouble, and for what? They still aren't guaranteed a win in the next election. It's kind of like how faking the Apollo missions would have been harder to do than actually going to the moon.

Also, can the Norwegian Labour Party sue this dude for defamation? Please?

8/20/2011 1:15:45 PM

Olivia

I wouldn't have thought there could be such a thing as a comment both so myopically right-wing and so douchebaggy that I'd be surprised to learn that Michael Savage said it.

Does he think Timothy McVeigh was set up? I assume he means Lee Harvey Oswald and not Jack Ruby, because if there are people who claim to believe that the dude who committed his particular murder on live television was an innocent scapegoat, then... I give up.

SAVAGE I'M A SAVAGE RAWRR

8/20/2011 3:27:02 PM

Doubting Thomas

How could one man have blown up the downtown and then raced to the island to kill the teens?

Oh, I don't know, maybe with a delay timer?

8/20/2011 3:43:00 PM

J. James

@Bollox

Labor Party meeting:

President: Muahahaha! Vat can ve do to destroy Norvay today?

Vice President: Ve could alvays just kill our own cheeldren by the dozens and blame ze massacre on ze oppozition.

President: Zat doezn't sound unnecessarily cruel enough. You are FIRED!!

Vice President: Vait! Let me finish! Ze guy ve set up for killing our cheeldren? Make him a Christian! And write up a "Manifesto"!! Make it 1500 pages long, even!! Muahahahahaha!!

President: YOU ARE NO LONGER FIRED. GOOD WORK, VLADIMIR.

8/20/2011 4:25:31 PM

vaiyt

> "if this lone right-winger hated Muslims, as the New York Times is reporting, then why did he slaughter his own people and not Muslims?"

FOR THE SAME REASON YOU'RE ACCUSING THE TARGET PARTY OF A CONSPIRACY.

8/21/2011 4:18:35 AM



Wow, Savage has gone full Alex Jones! His ratings must be down... ?

8/21/2011 7:12:16 AM



@Xero: He must be captain Janeway!

8/22/2011 12:10:19 AM



Right wingers covering their ass.

8/22/2011 6:07:02 AM

Whitleylad

OK I'm going to go out on a limb here but could the explosive device use, oh I don't know, a timer. Hardly a new secret weapon since timer advices on bombs have been used back in the 19th Century. Well maybe the 20th Century.

8/22/2011 7:35:04 AM

DevilsChaplain

It's funny because Breivik is a fan of Savage and World Nut Daily.

8/22/2011 11:40:00 AM

Skatepunk

Mr. Savage, I'll never understand why my dad listens to you. Hopefully Dad heard this and got some common sense.

8/22/2011 12:22:44 PM

Pup

Even I know you can wire a detonator to a phone.

8/25/2011 1:35:42 AM
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