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I think you will find that man made those guns and man sent them to your store. I don't remember reading about guns in the bible just Iron Chariots.
I do remember that Jesus guy saying something about Render unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to obey the laws of the land you live in.
In other words you are an ill informed nut job. Congrats.
8/23/2011 3:33:28 AM
Head of the conspiracy
God gives this man his guns.
God, in this case, being a shady guy with a Transit van.
8/23/2011 3:35:06 AM
You seem very certain what your god wants.
Does it whisper in your ear?
Leave notes on the fridge?
Send a torrent file to your PC?
8/23/2011 3:36:06 AM
10 STEPS TO A PERFECT WORLD!
1) CRIMINAL ARE EVIL!
2) EVIL MUST DIE!
3) EXECUTE ALL CRIMINALS!
4) USE GIANT BLENDERS FOR ALL EXECUTIONS!
5) PROSECUTE ALL CRIME!
6) ACQUITTAL IS A LIE!
7) ABOLISH ACQUITTAL!
8) SHITTING CORRUPTS THE WORLD!
9) CRIMINALISE SHITTING!
10) EVERYONE SHITS!
11) EVERYONE DIES!
12) NO LIFE, NO CRIME- THE WORLD IS PERFECT!
8/23/2011 3:59:26 AM
Republican Jesus strikes again.
8/23/2011 4:05:00 AM
"..."God always gives us the guns to sell and people who need them."
I need a gun to shoot you.
8/23/2011 4:16:14 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
8/23/2011 4:23:06 AM
Am I wrong in my observation, or do we really see more and more cases in recent times where criminals try to excuse themselves that they don't need to respect the law because they are doing allegedly "god's will"?
A dozen similiar cases come to my mind where fundies defended them before court with "I followed gods law, which is above secular law".
If this trend really occurs, then christian fundamentalism is entering a very dangerous stage.
8/23/2011 4:25:49 AM
God always gives me meth to sell and people who need it.
God always gives me stolen nuclear technology to sell and dictatorships who need them.
God always gives me hookers to sell and people who want them.
God always gives me Oxycontin pills to sell and Rush Limbaugh needs them. All of them.
8/23/2011 4:39:35 AM
8/23/2011 5:07:36 AM
People who need them?
People like Anders Breivik? Like the boys who attacked Columbine high school?
Good to know that you're doing your part to help God with important things like that, Donny.
8/23/2011 5:15:23 AM
Think or GTFO
Great combination, god and guns. That can't end well.
8/23/2011 5:15:44 AM
This is God’s shop and what he wants to do with it is going to happen
So does that mean that we can arrest god as the mastermind when one of your customers goes out and kills someone?
8/23/2011 5:54:24 AM
8/23/2011 5:57:13 AM
Romans 13:1-5, bitch.
8/23/2011 6:00:56 AM
People who need them? So people, including convicted felons, need machine guns?
8/23/2011 6:06:45 AM
What special edition of the Bible have you been reading, Donald Mullendore? Did you purchase it from a place called "Joke Store"?
8/23/2011 6:14:32 AM
This is exactly why fundies scare me when they get their hands on weapons.
8/23/2011 6:33:41 AM
The Andy Shlafly conservapedia edition.
8/23/2011 6:38:03 AM
God can give you guns to sell, but he can't give food to starving children in Africa?
8/23/2011 6:56:23 AM
Um, I think that the government understands the legal processes involved in selling guns better than you do, Mr. Mullendore. Christians have to obey the law like everybody else-- in fact, the Bible commands you to. And why are you so sure that God would want you dealing weapons that are designed to cause death?
8/23/2011 6:56:53 AM
Ah yes, the "I'm doing this for God" defense. It has been used by vandals, terrorists and murderers for years, so why not for gun profiteers.
Granted it doesn't work in the courtroom, but it does get you lots of publicity and sympathy from non-discriminating fanatics.
8/23/2011 7:03:19 AM
"I just don’t care, I’m going to give people the guns they need. This is God’s shop and what he wants to do with it is going to happen,"
Matthew 26:52 (KJV; emphasis added): 'Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
...oh, and a little something called the 6th Commandment.
There's something to be said for my country, the UK, not having a US-style Constitution, Don m'boy. Especially the lobbying campaign - by we the British public - to bring in ultra-draconian anti-gun legislation after Dunblane.
I can walk the streets safely at night.
Good point, but at least a Chav can't do very much in terms of threaten you from a hundred or so yards away. And I doubt even a Chav can throw
a knife very accurately.
8/23/2011 7:05:27 AM
Yep, we sells da guns ta gang membas and da gun nuts, robbers and killas. We doesn't care. If peoples die, they dies. Let God sort em out.
P.S. Jesus loves you.
8/23/2011 7:09:27 AM
The thing is you still have to worry about a chav shithead with a knife in some areas.
8/23/2011 7:17:52 AM
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