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At Barack Obama's inauguration, Aretha Franklin thrilled jubilant onlookers with her rendition of "God Save The Queen" (renamed "My Country 'Tis of Thee"). No one understood why the music of Britian's "God Save The Queen" was scheduled for the inauguration of an American President - except for Washington "insiders" like the Clintons, the Gores, the Bushes and the Quayles whose VIP seats were furnished with a dark blue fleece blanket. (see Ring Of Power, parts 4 and 5)

Another highlight of the inauguration was the arrival of Barack Obama's limousine which has been offcially named "The Beast". Anyone who is familiar with Biblical prophecy knows that "The Beast" is the Biblical term for the Antichrist and so is the number 666. The Antichrist is also called Satan and the 'Prince Of Darkness' or 'Dark (black) Prince'. The number 666 appeared in Barack Obama's campaign commercials. For his mobile and campaign text messaging, he used the numbers (62262) which adds up to 666 when the "2's" are added together.

Many youtube videos and websites are selling the belief that Barack Obama is the Antichrist or the "Prince of Darkness" found in Bible prophecy...and that's exactly what you're supposed to think! The corporate media spin doctors have been busily dropping all of the 'not so subtle' hints including naming Obama's limo "The 'Beast'. Why? Because when the real antichrist (Prince William) steps onto the world stage in 2015, the crime families want the public to accept William as the true Messiah. According to Bible prophecy, the Christ Messiah cannot return until the Antichrist rules for seven years.

Prediction #6 - The Beast, helpfreetheearth.com 38 Comments [8/24/2011 3:29:27 AM]
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Phil

I wonder how he'll react when he finds out the tune is called "America"

8/24/2011 3:31:55 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

The Presidential limo is the antichrist?

which adds up to 666 when the "2's" are added together

6+2+2+6+2 actually adds up to 18. You have failed.


8/24/2011 3:56:56 AM

aaa

Needs more Illuminati.

8/24/2011 5:17:33 AM

Whitleylad

Shh don't tell the Beast this but the music to Star Spangled Banner was originally from a British song. Out of interest which 'God Save The Queem' did she sing the National Anthem or the one written by Messrs Rotten, Matlock, Cook and Jones? Please say it was the latter :-)

8/24/2011 5:41:39 AM

Bollox

Prince William? 2015?

Couple of people got to die first, dude.

Um, I think this may be a Poe.

8/24/2011 6:18:00 AM

StoneSpiral

...

What?

8/24/2011 6:22:30 AM

Doubting Thomas

All right, mainstream crazy and then makes a left turn and way off into crazyland when the claim that Prince William is the real antichrist. *applauds* Bravo, sir! You have made an otherwise normal crazy post something far more interesting.

The song "America" based on the "God save the king/queen" tune has been sung in this country probably since the Revolutionary War. I remember singing it in grade school, and it was always presented as a patriotic song. It seems perfectly normal to use it in an inaguration ceremony, and to insinuate it's all part of a conspiracy is nuts.

The bible says the number of the beast is 666, not 62262. And please cite book, chapter, and verse where it says the antichrist has to rule for seven years before Jesus can return. I just love how nutjobs invent biblical prophecy.

8/24/2011 6:26:18 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

@Percy Q. Shunn

He's referring to the three twos in that number, making one six.

8/24/2011 6:42:28 AM

nutbunny

plots within plots within plots within NUTBAGS!

8/24/2011 6:42:52 AM

Vesus

This person needs help.

8/24/2011 6:42:56 AM

LV426

My god, no, don't you see!? Obama isn't the antichrist! IT'S HIS CAR!!!!

8/24/2011 6:54:24 AM



I think we should send tins of planters dry roasted to people like this.

8/24/2011 7:55:15 AM

Raised by Horses



^^^

Not a documentary.

8/24/2011 7:55:49 AM

cdcdrr

The actual number of the beast is 616, which is still a paranoid delusion. Also, there is not one 'anticrhist'. Everyone who is not part of the Abrahamic sect Christianity is an antichrist, it's a generic insult used by Christians. Learn your biblical terminology, kaffir.

8/24/2011 8:18:22 AM

ChakatBlackstar

The Beast has also been used as a generic name choice for millions of tough cars, trucks, and SUVs in private ownership around the globe. Hell, in the one season flop Team Knight Rider, one of the AIs were actually named B.E.A.S.T. but I haven't seen any of these beasts have hell fire spray out of any of their tailpipes either.

8/24/2011 8:53:56 AM

Dr. Razark

"6+2+2+6+2 actually adds up to 18. You have failed."

"He's referring to the three twos in that number, making one six."

NO! Don't you see?!?

18! 18 = 3 * 6, or 6+6+6!
1+8 = 9, which everyone knows is 3+6! The three sixes are everywhere!


So, Obama is the fake antichrist that is being set up to look like the real antichrist to cover for the antichrist that will take over after the current antichrist is no more?

And to further this illusion, the Illuminati have co-opted both his limo, and the British national anthem?


Perhaps there is a simpler answer available. Maybe you're just fucking nuts.

8/24/2011 9:39:50 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow, how stupid is this?

First, the American lyrics to "God Save the Queen" have always been "My Country, 'Tis of Thee". It's been like that for hundreds of years, because no red-blooded American would be caught dead singing a monarchist song. Second, "The Beast" has more than one meaning. Assuming that that is really the nickname of Obama's limousine (which I doubt) then that just refers to how monstrously cool it is. Third, numerology fail. Numerology is of course an automatic fail, but you fail even more because you refuse to get it through your head that the Number of the Beast is DCLXVI -- that is, the quantity "six hundred sixty-six", NOT three sixes. Place value and Hindu-Arabic numerals had not yet been invented at the time the Bible was written. "62262" is utterly meaningless and has no connection to "666". It has already been mathematically proven that one can use any algorithm to make anybody associated with the number 666. Dozens of numerologists have connected Bush to that number. (The one I remember right off the bat is that Bush announced his candidacy for the presidency on June 12, 1999 -- that is, on 6/(6+6)/1999 -- the number 666, separated by a line, followed by its symbolic opposite, 999. It is just as stupid as what you have said.)

As for Prince William being the "true" Antichrist? Ha ha ha. Doesn't that mean that his name has to add up to 666, not Obama's, by the fundamentalists' own "reasoning"? How are you so sure he'll become really important in 2015, anyway? Why do you even think he's the Antichrist? Is it just because he'll be king of the UK after Elizabeth, and then Charles, snuff it? You probably only know of his existence because the media wasted hundreds of man-hours of time covering the details of his wedding, even long before it actually happened. Britain isn't an absolute monarchy anymore. The royal family are just for show, so why don't they just get rid of them?

8/24/2011 10:18:25 AM



While the Queen may have died in three or four years, I'm pretty sure that Charles will still be alive (a disturbing prospect, the massive idiot. Ah well, we've had batshit insane monarchs before...). Just what kind of disaster are you imagining for the royal family, here?

8/24/2011 11:11:14 AM

farpadokly

I must be getting old. I can remember when the antichrist was Gorbachev, and the mark of the beast was that thing on his head.

8/24/2011 11:44:28 AM

Dr. Razark

"Assuming that that is really the nickname of Obama's limousine (which I doubt)"

Actually, that's probably the one correct thing in the quote.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_state_car_%28United_States%29

They do leave out that the Secret Service also referred to Bush's limo by the same name.

8/24/2011 12:36:41 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

@ Noneofyourbusiness
He's referring to the three twos in that number, making one six

Actually, his poorly written example was absolutely stating that the numbers "add up" to 666. Not "add 3 2s together, then couple that sum with the two other separate sixes."

8/24/2011 8:43:31 PM

werewolf

No, you're wrong, wrong, wrong! It's Harry who's the Antichrist.

8/24/2011 11:44:08 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Percy Q. Shunn: "6+2+2+6+2 actually adds up to 18. You have failed."

Ooh, don't let them hear that - "18" is code among the far right for Hitler (A and H being the 1st and 8th letters of the alphabet respectively).

8/25/2011 1:25:05 AM

Bollox

Also, don't nobody sing 'O, Tannenbaum' anywhere near the White House this December ...

8/25/2011 6:29:41 AM

Grey Seer

@Brendan Rizzo

Why don't we get rid of the royal family? In a single, extremely cynical word, money. The properties of the Royal Family, and the associated traditions that come with said properties, generate more income for the country through tourism than we expend to keep them there.

There's a bunch of other reasons - tradition, a check on our government, and the fact that it's handy to have an important diplomatic personage to go out on state visits - but the money is the only one that the majority of people find acceptable.

8/25/2011 2:29:30 PM
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