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(From a man who attempted to set fire to a mosque)

"You look like Obama. You are a Muslim like him," a court document quotes Crawford as telling an officer after he was arrested on Dec. 14 for a charge unrelated to the firebombing. "Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too."

Cody Crawford, TPM 50 Comments [8/28/2011 5:17:42 AM]
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Bollox

Not a True Christian in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...

8/28/2011 5:44:13 AM

Alcari

Actually, when christians do it, that would be called a crusade.

8/28/2011 5:46:50 AM

Swede

Doesn't jihad mean endeavor or quest? As in "endeavor to become more attuned with your sky-daddy".

A tip, Cody-boy; religion resides in a persons mind and heart, not in the skin-tone or facial structure.

8/28/2011 5:50:58 AM

ZugTheMegasaurus

From the annals of "Shit Your Defense Lawyer Wishes You Wouldn't Say."

8/28/2011 6:00:05 AM

StoneSpiral

@ZugTheMegasaurus

Thanks. I needed those lulz.

8/28/2011 6:03:34 AM

Berny

Agree with Bollox.
One Muslim sets off a bomb in a crowded marketplace and all Muslims are evil.
One Christian tries to set fire to a mosque (or kills an abortion provider...) and he's a lone deranged lunatic.
Religious apologists never get tired of moving those goal posts it seems.

8/28/2011 6:08:03 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"Christians can jihad too."

They can also forcibly fuck you in the ass, during communal showers, as you are no doubt going to be learning firsthand, very soon. Afterwards you, and your new Aryan Brotherhood buddies can go have bible study.

8/28/2011 6:17:12 AM

Yownanymous

Retard is retarded.

8/28/2011 6:42:53 AM

breakerslion

"Christians can be jailed too."

Fixed.

8/28/2011 7:25:14 AM

aaa

I don't think this is going to work at the court.

8/28/2011 7:33:40 AM

Snopester in Exile

I thought it was called a crusade when Christians did it.

8/28/2011 7:37:44 AM

dionysus

Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too.

Clearly. But you're not helping the religious right's "us Christians are nothing like those dirty evil Muslims" case.

8/28/2011 7:40:27 AM

Doubting Thomas

Except that Christians seem more interested in jihad than Muslims these days.

And I, too, am awaiting the "Not a true Christian..." comments coming soon, mixed with general approval and justification of "Well, look at all the bad stuff they've done."

8/28/2011 8:10:51 AM

Nicole

"Jihad goes both ways. Christians can jihad too."

Finally, a Christian fundie gets something right for a change.

8/28/2011 8:43:50 AM

Huckster Sam

How long before someone claims this guy is a liberal Muslim operative assigned to burn down mosques to make Christians look bad.

And Jews. Jews are somehow involved. Probably in catering.

8/28/2011 9:19:10 AM

Mudak

I have long maintained that I draw no moral distinction between religious extremists, without regard to the underlying religion. Thank you for supporting my hypothesis.

8/28/2011 9:20:27 AM

Panz

I wonder if people are crazy and join a religious sect, or if they are made crazy by a religious sect

8/28/2011 9:46:54 AM

Osiris

Well at least you admit it. Of course then does that mean we should suspect every Christian of being terrorists? Should we profile Christians at airlines? Should we not elected people if they are Christian and in fact use the fact that they are Christian as an accusation?

Somehow I think the answer is going to be no.

8/28/2011 9:51:20 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So now you're admitting that Christians can be terrorists?

8/28/2011 9:59:37 AM

Headache

Clearly the state of mental health care in the US sucks!

8/28/2011 10:01:35 AM

whatever

@Berny
"One Christian tries to set fire to a mosque (or kills an abortion provider...) and he's a lone deranged lunatic.
Religious apologists never get tired of moving those goal posts it seems."

Er, no, when a Christian kills an abortion provider he becomes a hero to the Christian community.

8/28/2011 10:03:25 AM

Papabear

All religions select for the less-than-bright, the unstable and for those in need of emotional support.

8/28/2011 10:31:35 AM

Xotan

Jihaad is not a verb!

8/28/2011 10:32:33 AM

\m/>_<\m/

wrong, wrong, fail, wrong, fail, wrong, and fail.

well, at least the quota's filled...

dolt

8/28/2011 12:55:44 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Christians can jihad too

Yes, we know...




8/28/2011 12:57:21 PM
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