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#1325865
Viva
Poe, obviously
8/28/2011 5:29:50 AM
#1325867
Bollox
Yeah, gotta be a Poe.
8/28/2011 5:43:27 AM
#1325868
Horus IX
But there are Vampires...we call them politicians and religious leaders. As for werewolves...We call the "the rich" you call them "job creators."
8/28/2011 5:43:49 AM
#1325881
Berny
What...?
Hello, Edgar Allan.
8/28/2011 6:05:21 AM
#1325883
Power Skunk
Creation itself is evidence for creation. The Bible is true because it says it's true.
How does one not physically fold themselves in half just thinking that hard in a circle?!
8/28/2011 6:06:37 AM
#1325884
Swede
If the Bible is evidence for creation, then Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Quidditch. As are brooms.
If there are "numerous evidences" of and for creation, why didn't Mr Behe use them in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial? Why did he let himself become the laughing-stock of the whole Western world, if he could have prevented it by using some of all these "evidences"?
Nothing "would exist" according to evolution. It's not a set of rules or a goal, it's a description of a natural process.
If evolution were true, species that didn't fit in with nature would become extinct. They do. How do YOU account for that?
8/28/2011 6:08:01 AM
#1325892
Raised by Horses
Going in circles, whee!!
8/28/2011 6:20:24 AM
#1325896
D Laurier
If evolution were true, it would be a statement.
Evolution is not a statemnt, it is a PROCESS.
Why would vampires and werewolves exist?
Given that neither can be explained by evolution, and neither is biologicaly possible.
8/28/2011 6:28:45 AM
#1325897
The_L
"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist."
[citation needed]
Seriously, "evolution" is not a codeword for "everything YEC's don't believe in." This is why the theory of evolution also says absolutely nothing about zombies, the Lorelei, elves, gnomes, phoenixes, basilisks, leviathans, Bigfoot, or the "Jersey Devil."
8/28/2011 6:31:26 AM
#1325898
Gawd
You boys need to stop poe-ing!
8/28/2011 6:31:54 AM
#1325900
ChakatBlackstar
This guy is either a poe, or completely failed any part of high school biology that addressed evolution.
8/28/2011 6:36:50 AM
#1325907
derpmaster
If the Bible is evidence for creation, then Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Quidditch. As are brooms.
True story: my university actually had a Quidditch team. Needless to say it wasn't quite like what was portrayed in the book.
Oh yeah and "stuff exists, therefore God" is an unbelievably poor argument.
8/28/2011 6:59:57 AM
#1325910
breakerslion
Poe needs to try harder. If the Bible was true, angels, demons, Seraphim, Cherubim, and talking shrubbery would exist. How do you account for that?
8/28/2011 7:01:14 AM
#1325916
aaa
Have you tried punching yourself to the dick?
8/28/2011 7:17:03 AM
#1325927
ITWastrel
This guy continues in the original thread for pages and pages. He's either the best Poe on the web and is trolling the world, or he is my candidate for "Idiotic Fundie of the Year."
8/28/2011 7:46:54 AM
#1325929
ShadowNet
A perfect example of Poe's Law. I wish people would put in a wink or something. If this isn't a parody then all I can say is, "wow."
8/28/2011 7:48:54 AM
#1325930
Doubting Thomas
I just love the "if evolution were true..." false dilemma arguments that creationists love to come up with. Kind of like, "If evolution were true, then you'd see a half dog, half fish" or "If evolution were true, then humans would grow wings and be able to fly."
8/28/2011 7:49:47 AM
#1325931
Noneofyourbusiness
Poe. Quotes get called Poe that are serious here all the time, but this is one is clearly Poe.
8/28/2011 7:57:29 AM
#1325932
DevilsChaplain
8/28/2011 8:07:48 AM
#1325937
Anon2
Sorry, a creature which would be repelled strongly by garlic, couldn't stand the view of a religious symbol, wouldn't be able to cross flowing water, and would crumble to dust in direct sunlight would have serious evolutionary disadvantages.
The same applies for a creature which would transform itself into a wolf once per month. Where is the evolutionary advantage in that?
8/28/2011 8:23:43 AM
#1325941
Yownanymous
@Berny:
Different Poe. ;)
8/28/2011 8:40:10 AM
#1325942
rerer
obvious poe is obvious
8/28/2011 8:42:58 AM
#1325943
Ken being lazy
Vampires and werewolves are medieval myths based in hallucinations and superstitions about death and magic.
Take the Bible for instance.
8/28/2011 8:43:39 AM
#1325945
shykid
This has to be poe; my brain refuses to accept otherwise.
8/28/2011 8:44:12 AM
#1325946
Pikachukid
@Yownanymous
Pun.
8/28/2011 8:44:28 AM
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