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There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

Knightmare, Topix: Evolution vs. Creation 129 Comments [8/28/2011 5:21:13 AM]
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Viva

Poe, obviously

8/28/2011 5:29:50 AM

Bollox

Yeah, gotta be a Poe.

8/28/2011 5:43:27 AM

Horus IX

But there are Vampires...we call them politicians and religious leaders. As for werewolves...We call the "the rich" you call them "job creators."

8/28/2011 5:43:49 AM

Berny

What...?
Hello, Edgar Allan.

8/28/2011 6:05:21 AM

Power Skunk

Creation itself is evidence for creation. The Bible is true because it says it's true.
How does one not physically fold themselves in half just thinking that hard in a circle?!

8/28/2011 6:06:37 AM

Swede

If the Bible is evidence for creation, then Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Quidditch. As are brooms.
If there are "numerous evidences" of and for creation, why didn't Mr Behe use them in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial? Why did he let himself become the laughing-stock of the whole Western world, if he could have prevented it by using some of all these "evidences"?

Nothing "would exist" according to evolution. It's not a set of rules or a goal, it's a description of a natural process.
If evolution were true, species that didn't fit in with nature would become extinct. They do. How do YOU account for that?

8/28/2011 6:08:01 AM

Raised by Horses

Going in circles, whee!!

8/28/2011 6:20:24 AM

D Laurier

If evolution were true, it would be a statement.
Evolution is not a statemnt, it is a PROCESS.

Why would vampires and werewolves exist?
Given that neither can be explained by evolution, and neither is biologicaly possible.

8/28/2011 6:28:45 AM

The_L

"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist."

[citation needed]

Seriously, "evolution" is not a codeword for "everything YEC's don't believe in." This is why the theory of evolution also says absolutely nothing about zombies, the Lorelei, elves, gnomes, phoenixes, basilisks, leviathans, Bigfoot, or the "Jersey Devil."

8/28/2011 6:31:26 AM

Gawd


You boys need to stop poe-ing!

8/28/2011 6:31:54 AM

ChakatBlackstar

This guy is either a poe, or completely failed any part of high school biology that addressed evolution.

8/28/2011 6:36:50 AM

derpmaster


If the Bible is evidence for creation, then Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Quidditch. As are brooms.


True story: my university actually had a Quidditch team. Needless to say it wasn't quite like what was portrayed in the book.

Oh yeah and "stuff exists, therefore God" is an unbelievably poor argument.

8/28/2011 6:59:57 AM

breakerslion

Poe needs to try harder. If the Bible was true, angels, demons, Seraphim, Cherubim, and talking shrubbery would exist. How do you account for that?

8/28/2011 7:01:14 AM

aaa

Have you tried punching yourself to the dick?

8/28/2011 7:17:03 AM

ITWastrel

This guy continues in the original thread for pages and pages. He's either the best Poe on the web and is trolling the world, or he is my candidate for "Idiotic Fundie of the Year."

8/28/2011 7:46:54 AM

ShadowNet

A perfect example of Poe's Law. I wish people would put in a wink or something. If this isn't a parody then all I can say is, "wow."

8/28/2011 7:48:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

I just love the "if evolution were true..." false dilemma arguments that creationists love to come up with. Kind of like, "If evolution were true, then you'd see a half dog, half fish" or "If evolution were true, then humans would grow wings and be able to fly."

8/28/2011 7:49:47 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

Poe. Quotes get called Poe that are serious here all the time, but this is one is clearly Poe.

8/28/2011 7:57:29 AM

DevilsChaplain


8/28/2011 8:07:48 AM

Anon2

Sorry, a creature which would be repelled strongly by garlic, couldn't stand the view of a religious symbol, wouldn't be able to cross flowing water, and would crumble to dust in direct sunlight would have serious evolutionary disadvantages.

The same applies for a creature which would transform itself into a wolf once per month. Where is the evolutionary advantage in that?

8/28/2011 8:23:43 AM

Yownanymous

@Berny:
Different Poe. ;)

8/28/2011 8:40:10 AM

rerer

obvious poe is obvious

8/28/2011 8:42:58 AM

Ken being lazy

Vampires and werewolves are medieval myths based in hallucinations and superstitions about death and magic.

Take the Bible for instance.

8/28/2011 8:43:39 AM

shykid

This has to be poe; my brain refuses to accept otherwise.

8/28/2011 8:44:12 AM

Pikachukid

@Yownanymous

Pun.

8/28/2011 8:44:28 AM
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