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There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

Knightmare, Topix: Evolution vs. Creation 130 Comments [8/28/2011 5:21:13 AM]
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Lucilius

Not sure about Poe; I'm suspecting a 12-year-old who alternately reads the Bible and "Twilight."

8/28/2011 8:44:31 AM

David F Mayer

The clearest example of Creationist illogic that I have seen in a long time. Congratulations! You are a world-class idiot.

8/28/2011 8:58:57 AM

Mudak

Couldn't you argue that anyone who has had a blood transfusion, is a vampire? Therefore, vampires exist and evolution is true.

8/28/2011 9:14:08 AM

Panz

"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist."

What?

Gotta be a troll

8/28/2011 9:45:27 AM

Osiris

Trolling used to mean something in my day.

8/28/2011 9:49:39 AM

Reynardine

Why would vampires and werewolves have evolved? In fact, many "vampires" did: everything from leeches to ticks to mosquitos to lampreys to little bats to certain nomads who install corks in their cattle's veins, because the blood of one organism may be very nourishing to another. There are, on the other hand, no werewolves, because shapeshifting is outside the realm of biophysics. Defective organisms and degenerative traits do occur, however: intelligent, educated families occasionally have a creationist among their descendants. Meanwhile, I wish "Gahd" would make me a unicorn, 'cause that would be cool.

8/28/2011 10:23:29 AM

Xotan

There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

If the Bible is evidence, so is Harry Potter and the Qur'an.

As to Vampires and werewolves, their existence is as true as the tales in the Bible.

Get some sense and learn how to use logic and reason.

8/28/2011 10:28:17 AM

Papabear

I accept the ToE, but I still find it hard to believe so many idiots survive.

8/28/2011 10:29:02 AM

KittyKaboom


8/28/2011 10:36:30 AM

Think or GTFO

Well, that was a new one, I can give him that.

8/28/2011 10:38:33 AM

Think or GTFO

Also, doesn't have to be a Poe. People can say the most extraordinary things. There's a creationist who think dinosaurs died out because their nostrils self-combusted. Check out one of potholer54's latest videos on YouTube.

8/28/2011 10:40:30 AM



Could someone please take care of this pathetic spam troll?

8/28/2011 11:07:53 AM



How cute. I think it's the same one that spammed pron the last few times.

8/28/2011 11:13:25 AM

Alfador

@Reynardine: Shapeshifting does happen in nature! Every time a larval insect makes a cocoon or chrysalis to pupate into the adult form... It just doesn't go backwards when the moon changes phases. :P

8/28/2011 11:56:03 AM

Jeff Weskamp

Boy, did this blog ever get spam-bombed!

It's never a pretty sight, let me tell you....

8/28/2011 12:08:37 PM

farpadokly

I want him to be a Poe, but I don't think he is. Oh, and vampires do exist.

8/28/2011 12:20:35 PM

Lucilius

Trolltards may think they're accomplishing something - what, I have no idea - but all I hear is an inadvertant confession that their lives are so worthless and empty that they have no better way to spend their time.

8/28/2011 12:49:51 PM

\m/>_<\m/

*tilts head at a 45° angle*

waitwut?

how does one go from A to B that wrongly?

"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?"

both strong predators with absurdly disadvantageous weaknesses not fit for being the top predator.
also, what's the use? and the "they don't" part proves evolution's natural selection part.

kthxbai

8/28/2011 1:01:03 PM



Look Muammar, I know that you're a troll, but do you have to be that much of a troll? You see, most trolls at least have lives outside of trolling. You, on the other hand seem to have nothing better to do than post a single moronic comment several hundred times. Honestly, that would be hilarious if it wasn't so incredibly sad. It still is pretty funny.

8/28/2011 1:36:51 PM

J. James



Nazi Troll in the dungeon! NAZI TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!

8/28/2011 1:37:15 PM

JaneyQDoe

Hoh boy, someone has waaayy too much time. And far too few brain cells.

8/28/2011 1:51:14 PM

JaneyQDoe

Also, self submission for RSTDT.

8/28/2011 1:51:48 PM

freako104

That can be explained easily. You don't understand evolution

8/28/2011 2:06:33 PM

solomongrundy

The Bible says unicorns and satyrs exist.
They don't.
How do you account for that?

8/28/2011 2:13:30 PM

HumMis1349

Comment section is tl;dr.

8/28/2011 2:13:57 PM
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