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#1325947
Lucilius
Not sure about Poe; I'm suspecting a 12-year-old who alternately reads the Bible and "Twilight."
8/28/2011 8:44:31 AM
#1325954
David F Mayer
The clearest example of Creationist illogic that I have seen in a long time. Congratulations! You are a world-class idiot.
8/28/2011 8:58:57 AM
#1325964
Mudak
Couldn't you argue that anyone who has had a blood transfusion, is a vampire? Therefore, vampires exist and evolution is true.
8/28/2011 9:14:08 AM
#1325984
Panz
"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist."
What?
Gotta be a troll
8/28/2011 9:45:27 AM
#1325987
Osiris
Trolling used to mean something in my day.
8/28/2011 9:49:39 AM
#1326008
Reynardine
Why would vampires and werewolves have evolved? In fact, many "vampires" did: everything from leeches to ticks to mosquitos to lampreys to little bats to certain nomads who install corks in their cattle's veins, because the blood of one organism may be very nourishing to another. There are, on the other hand, no werewolves, because shapeshifting is outside the realm of biophysics. Defective organisms and degenerative traits do occur, however: intelligent, educated families occasionally have a creationist among their descendants. Meanwhile, I wish "Gahd" would make me a unicorn, 'cause that would be cool.
8/28/2011 10:23:29 AM
#1326009
Xotan
There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?
If the Bible is evidence, so is Harry Potter and the Qur'an.
As to Vampires and werewolves, their existence is as true as the tales in the Bible.
Get some sense and learn how to use logic and reason.
8/28/2011 10:28:17 AM
#1326010
Papabear
I accept the ToE, but I still find it hard to believe so many idiots survive.
8/28/2011 10:29:02 AM
#1326015
KittyKaboom
8/28/2011 10:36:30 AM
#1326017
Think or GTFO
Well, that was a new one, I can give him that.
8/28/2011 10:38:33 AM
#1326018
Think or GTFO
Also, doesn't have to be a Poe. People can say the most extraordinary things. There's a creationist who think dinosaurs died out because their nostrils self-combusted. Check out one of potholer54's latest videos on YouTube.
8/28/2011 10:40:30 AM
#1326074
Could someone please take care of this pathetic spam troll?
8/28/2011 11:07:53 AM
#1326100
How cute. I think it's the same one that spammed pron the last few times.
8/28/2011 11:13:25 AM
#1326169
Alfador
@Reynardine: Shapeshifting does happen in nature! Every time a larval insect makes a cocoon or chrysalis to pupate into the adult form... It just doesn't go backwards when the moon changes phases. :P
8/28/2011 11:56:03 AM
#1326172
Jeff Weskamp
Boy, did this blog ever get spam-bombed!
It's never a pretty sight, let me tell you....
8/28/2011 12:08:37 PM
#1326184
farpadokly
I want him to be a Poe, but I don't think he is. Oh, and vampires do exist.
8/28/2011 12:20:35 PM
#1326298
Lucilius
Trolltards may think they're accomplishing something - what, I have no idea - but all I hear is an inadvertant confession that their lives are so worthless and empty that they have no better way to spend their time.
8/28/2011 12:49:51 PM
#1326343
\m/>_<\m/
*tilts head at a 45° angle*
waitwut?
how does one go from A to B that wrongly?
"If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?"
both strong predators with absurdly disadvantageous weaknesses not fit for being the top predator.
also, what's the use? and the "they don't" part proves evolution's natural selection part.
kthxbai
8/28/2011 1:01:03 PM
#1326441
Look Muammar, I know that you're a troll, but do you have to be that much of a troll? You see, most trolls at least have lives outside of trolling. You, on the other hand seem to have nothing better to do than post a single moronic comment several hundred times. Honestly, that would be hilarious if it wasn't so incredibly sad. It still is pretty funny.
8/28/2011 1:36:51 PM
#1326442
J. James
Nazi Troll in the dungeon!
NAZI TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!
8/28/2011 1:37:15 PM
#1326445
JaneyQDoe
Hoh boy, someone has waaayy too much time. And far too few brain cells.
8/28/2011 1:51:14 PM
#1326447
JaneyQDoe
Also, self submission for RSTDT.
8/28/2011 1:51:48 PM
#1326451
freako104
That can be explained easily. You don't understand evolution
8/28/2011 2:06:33 PM
#1326455
solomongrundy
The Bible says unicorns and satyrs exist.
They don't.
How do you account for that?
8/28/2011 2:13:30 PM
#1326456
HumMis1349
Comment section is tl;dr.
8/28/2011 2:13:57 PM
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