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Quote# 83483

There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

Knightmare, Topix: Evolution vs. Creation 130 Comments [8/28/2011 5:21:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 215
Submitted By: Kong
WTF?! || meh

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J. James

Anyway. There's a short explanation for this.

Vampires and Werewolves can't evolve. Humans would kill them in a New York second. We killed all our brother and sister species, so how do you think we'd react to the likes of THEM!?

8/28/2011 2:19:02 PM


Did you go to school?

8/28/2011 2:24:27 PM


Wait... Did we get hit with a spam-bot.

Because this douchebag posted far more times than humanly possible in little time.

Either that, or he really, really, really, really, REALLY needs to get a life.

8/28/2011 2:28:24 PM


I'm glad it turns out it was a spammer to whom we owe these 18 pages of comments, that way I don't have to read that shit.

8/28/2011 2:36:57 PM


Dude, stop it.

8/28/2011 2:46:33 PM

TB Tabby

Do you think repeatedly posting this will do anything other than make you look like a tool?

8/28/2011 2:58:20 PM


I have one thing to say to the comment spam


8/28/2011 3:01:50 PM


I'm glad it turns out it was a spammer to whom we owe these 18 pages of comments, that way I don't have to read that shit.

8/28/2011 3:06:39 PM


Ok Tabby asked it but I feel it bears repeating as often as necessary since it will get lost in the bullshit

To the spammer: Do you seriously think this does anything for your argument?

8/28/2011 3:14:38 PM


Appears a Fundie has finally snapped and is attacking fstdt!!!

8/28/2011 3:23:44 PM

J. James

By the way, you lonely racist motherfucker, thanks for showing everyone loud and clear that your little "friends"- yertul, blueman, etc. Are really just your sad, sad little puppets.

Are they better than having real friends...? Are they? Your puppets will NEVER abandon you, after all...

Thanks again for showing how lonely and pathetic you really are. You will die ALONE. And your puppets will die with you.

8/28/2011 3:43:11 PM


Ok then, I know you're not actually going to respond to any of these, you're just going to ctrl-C and ctrl-V your way around this comment section until your ISP gets blocked, and I'm sure it's fun to you, so I'll say something just because it's fun to me

You are the worst kind of coward. This isn't some internet tough guy talk from me about how if you were that annoying in the real world I'd pound you cause I can toss a truck into a car or something. No, this is me calling you out for your words on a website, using words on a website.

You are a coward because you could challenge the people who disagree with you to open debate in the hope of changing their minds, but you know that they could be right, and debate would force you to admit that. So you spam the same message over and over and over again until everyone goes "Man this fucker is annoying" so that at the very least, you have caused a minor inconvenience in the lives of those who disagree with you.

It's a terrible and empty way to live, and it can only be fixed with rationalism.

8/28/2011 3:50:19 PM


8/28/2011 4:08:58 PM


Boring troll is boring.

8/28/2011 5:20:04 PM


Do you get a hardon from all this trolling?

8/28/2011 6:18:51 PM

J. James

No, it's worse than that. He thinks all his little sockpuppets are his friends and he making agreement with himself.

It's like intellectually masturbating to your friendless, lonely existence.

8/28/2011 7:34:19 PM


Yeah, we're the funny ones here. Zing.

8/28/2011 8:54:42 PM


So, you've wasted two entire days spamming conspiracy theorist wharrgarbl on a website (the wrong one I may add, since I'm sure nobody here condones heinous Muslim acts any more than they do heinous Christian acts [read: not at all]), yet someone else is a moron.

The sad part about this is that brainless wastes of oxygen such as yourself don't even realize just how worthless, how insignificant, and how ineffectual you really are.

But by all means, feel free to continue. At least there is entertainment to be had in your incessant frothing. Was that your intention?

8/28/2011 9:13:43 PM


This does not make any sort of sense... At all. There is no way to even account for this error...

8/28/2011 9:36:23 PM


You stupid fucking idiot troll. I have a little button on my mouse that allows the scrollwheel to rotate freely. It was a matter of moments to scroll through your bullshit.

Heads up fuckface, you were bested by a nerd and his rad gear.


8/28/2011 9:57:29 PM



8/28/2011 9:58:06 PM

J. James

Yes... Keep on laughing. Someone replied to your sockpuppet as if it were a person! Hahaha! How funny! But really your puppets AREN'T people, are they? That's what makes it funny, right?

Keep laughing. That's right, keep laughing at the fact that you HAVE NO FRIENDS. Your only companionship is your imaginary little sockpuppets.

But WE are the pathetic ones here after all, right? Silly us! We have actual friends! And we can talk to them because they're REAL PEOPLE! Hahaha! Haha! Ha! Ha. Ha ha... ha...

8/28/2011 11:40:07 PM


654 Fucking comments... And 98.99999 percent of them are spambots.

Dammit the picture didn't show. X(

8/29/2011 12:10:02 AM


Shouldn't all these racist comments automatically be moved to RSTDT? I really don't have either the time or inclination to read the idiotic witterings of Nazi White Supremacists

Or what about tracing and putting a special tax on whites who are overtly racist so as to pay reparations the the Afro-American population for all the forced labour they endured over centuries?

8/29/2011 1:02:58 AM

Edgar Allan


[Admin note:
Once is sufficent if you enjoy posting here, spam leads to annoyance, annoyance leads to bans]

8/29/2011 2:42:05 AM
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