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There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?

Knightmare, Topix: Evolution vs. Creation 129 Comments [8/28/2011 5:21:13 AM]
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Agahnim

My comment was calling Knightmare a nut. I seriously wasn't expecting the spambot.

8/29/2011 5:41:13 PM

Raised by Horses

"If evolution were true, vampires and werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?"

You seem to have evolution confused with Twilight. Now, I've seen some impressive mental contortions in my time, but how you arrived at that conclusion is beyond me.

8/29/2011 6:49:30 PM

Shadoboy

I'm not sure if I should laugh, cry, bash my head on the desk until it bleeds or eat some chicken wings.

8/29/2011 11:49:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Distind

"Hewly crap that was a lot of spam."

Mayhaps it's time to incorporate reCAPTCHA. into the board software.

As per moot vs. Kimmo Johan Alm*, re. the latter spamming 4chan, the former did so, and instantly beat the Swedish paedo at his own game. 'Tis the best anti-bot measure, I think you'll find. Thus no more tiresome clearup work for your good self.

*- Just type 'AnonTalk' into Encyclopedia Dramatica'. His paedo board has finally ceased to exist. No thanks necessary, just doing my part in removing his form of cancer on the internet.

8/30/2011 9:50:25 AM

Draken

Even a simple challenge may ward off a lot of spam. I mean, a question such as "what do you get if you multiply six by nine?" can obviously not be solved by the likes of Knightmare.

8/30/2011 11:26:28 AM

Jamaican Castle

@Draken

Maybe, but are we looking for people who can do basic math (54) or people with good taste in literature (42)?

8/30/2011 11:38:57 PM

Distind

@Anon-e-moos
If he was using a bot I would, but to be completely honest that little damn check box defeats as many bots as most captcha software with a tiny fraction of the annoyance.

8/31/2011 4:03:02 AM



The epitome of WTF.

8/31/2011 9:27:47 AM

Shortfuze

If the Bible is ample proof of Creationism, then does that mean Twilight is ample proof of vampires and werewolves?

8/31/2011 11:54:25 AM

furbearingbrick

Purple, cuz ice cream has no bones.

8/31/2011 12:19:06 PM

Karana

Obvious Poe is obvious.

8/31/2011 7:15:32 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Distind

So that spammer was doing so manually?!

And I thought that we Sci-Fi fans didn't 'Have a Life'?! o_0;

9/1/2011 10:01:58 AM



@Swede
Care for an internet?

12/16/2011 2:40:03 PM



vampire bats ?

How do you KNOW that werewolves dont exist ? Are you claiming that TRUE Blood is just a work of FICTION !

12/17/2011 7:18:59 PM



Because they would be impractical.

1/8/2012 6:28:39 PM



Vampires and wrewolfs must exist or else there would be no movies about them, no tv shows or books.

The Howling, Buffy Vampire slayer, teen wolf, and the stories of Sookie Stackhouse as shown in True Blood.


1/10/2012 10:36:20 PM

Justanotheratheist

I can't account for how anybody with the IQ of cornflakes would think that that statement makes sense.

We can just as easily say that if creationism is true why are there no four legged insects...oh wait...never mind.

1/11/2012 2:49:10 AM

Ebon

Poe.

I really, really hope.

8/28/2012 11:42:12 PM

xyz

Assuming this guy is legit, vampires and werewolves defy the laws of physics, and as such they could possibly be evidence *against* evolution.

11/24/2012 9:05:01 PM

David F Mayer

[QUOTE who="Knightmare"]<quoted text>
Hey now, ho there, hi there, hey there...what do you find wrong with my comment?
There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?[/QUOTE]

That is the most perfect example of non-sequitur that I have ever read. It is on the same level as:

"If the Earth were round, then elephants could fly."

Congrats. You have hit a new high in gross stupidity.

11/24/2012 9:10:33 PM

Qvantvm

I account that vampires and werewolves defy the laws of natural selection to begin with.

4/27/2013 12:02:07 PM

TheImperfect

...what...?
Please be a Poe.

7/18/2013 7:01:52 AM

warpeddesire

You cannot use a thing within its own definition, your argument is tautological and thus, meaningless. Go crawl under the rock you came from.


9/5/2013 1:39:52 PM



If creation were true, you were made perfect in god's image. You aren't and you're an idiot. How do you account for that?

9/5/2013 5:58:13 PM



If creation were true, snakes could talk. They don't. How do you account for that?

9/5/2013 6:00:03 PM
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