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[The rest of the brochure is equally disturbing]

Homosexuality, Islam, and abortion have
something in common. They are three
different colored gloves covering the same
fist. Abortion is a crimson glove (stained
with the blood of our pre-born children).
Homosexuality is a pink glove (stained with
the blood of young men and women given
over to their own lust, and stained with the
blood of nations that approve of such
behavior). Islam is a black glove (stained
with the blood of Christians, Jews, and
anyone else who dares disagree with the false
“god” Allah and his demon possessed
prophet Mohammed). Three different
colored gloves, yet the same fist. It is the fist
of him who robs, kills, and destroys. That’s
right, I’m talking about the devil himself!
We are not unaware of his schemes.

Operation Save America, Operation Save America 78 Comments [8/30/2011 3:37:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Evelyn
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SaneTeenageNerd

So... gay people have pink blood? Cool story, bro. xD If we did, I think we'd notice.

8/30/2011 9:17:27 AM

SaneTeenageNerd

*double post, sorry*

8/30/2011 9:18:37 AM

Berny

Homosexuality, Islam, and abortion have
something in common. They are three
different colored gloves covering the same
fist.


I stopped reading right there. It was evident from these first two sentences that you were talking shit and had no clue what you were saying.

8/30/2011 9:24:01 AM



You have a problem of daltonism, apparently.

8/30/2011 9:56:49 AM

BuddT

Santa wears white glove ,O.J missing a glove .Mike Tyson wears boxing gloves .I wear work gloves .cowboys wear riding gloves .My kids like mittens and baseball players wear base-ball gloves unless your a catcher then you wear a mitt .doctors wear surgical gloves .The cat in the hat wore gloves. Did Puss in Boot wear gloves ? he wore boots..Nancy Reagan used to wear gloves.Ron did like to wear not gloves .Micheal Jackson wore one shinny glove.I hope the proctologist remembers to wear his gloves .

8/30/2011 10:10:11 AM

lisamariefan

I suppose this means that Christianity is a brown glove, stained with the shit people like you pull out their asses!

8/30/2011 10:23:39 AM

BlackMageJ

If you're wearing three gloves on one fist, how do all three get covered in blood? Surely the inner two would be protected?

8/30/2011 11:15:30 AM



"..false "god" Allah..."

That's just the Arabic word for "god". Even Arabic speaking Christians use the word Allah for God.

What color glove do you have to wear for being ignorant?

8/30/2011 11:33:30 AM

SomeoneYouKnow

These nutjobs also protested a Hindu saying a prayer in the Senate:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jul/13/usa.marktran

This unapologetic bigotry is unsurprising.

8/30/2011 11:40:49 AM

aaa

Just your average crazy pamphlet from your local loonie bin.

8/30/2011 12:24:34 PM

Facts are Fun!

Homosexuals don't have abortions (mostly). Muslims outlawed abortions. It's the same god. You're stupid.

8/30/2011 12:26:01 PM

rikalous

@Noneofyourbusiness: Way back when, they actually made scientific advances specifically because of their religion. They made advances in astronomy and navigation because they needed to know which direction to pray to Mecca when they were a long way from home or on the open sea, and they made advances in mathematics in the process of doing mathematical analysis of the Qu'ran.

8/30/2011 12:35:12 PM

TheJebusFire

Someone needs to save America from these people.

8/30/2011 1:08:23 PM

Noneofyourbusiness

@rikalous

And I remember hearing on a TV programme that scientific inquiry and discovery of God's universe was considered a pious thing.

8/30/2011 1:09:35 PM

Skatepunk

Yet another person/group with an "Us vs. Them" mentality.

@JSS

I applaud you.

8/30/2011 1:12:14 PM

HumMis1349

Zeus Almighty, JSS, both of you have won Internets.

8/30/2011 1:26:11 PM

\m/>_<\m/

there goes my irony meter:
-talking about homos, gloves, and fists.
-calling their own god "false god" (whereas even islam recognizes jesus as a prophet)
-being called operation save america and doing the exact opposite

seriously, these guys need an education, 'cos clearly they don't have one. (does a diploma mill variant exists for intelligence?)

8/30/2011 2:20:13 PM

Old Viking

Wow, that's a powerful analogy. Oh. Wait. No it's not. It's idiotic.

8/30/2011 3:35:36 PM

Angua

Why would anyone want to wear three gloves on the same hand? Wouldn't one glove be enough?

Well, unless it was really cold outside and you only had three really thin gloves. But even then, surely it would be wiser to just buy a better pair of gloves?

And I'm pretty sure that wearing wet gloves would only make matters worse if it was really cold outside, and all three of these gloves are wet with blood. Who would want to wear gloves that were soaked in blood. You'd stain just about everything you touch.

Besides, since when does blood come in any color other than red? Well, I suppose that blood not exposed to oxygen can be blue or purple. And dried blood can be brown. Maybe thick and congealed blood might look black, particularly when it's dark out . . . but pink? I have never seen blood in any state that might possibly be considered pink.

There's just so much wrong with this. There's so much stupid in their opinions on homosexuality, abortion, and Islam. But you'd think that they'd at least come up with a decent metaphor to portray all of their fear-mongering propaganda.

But they've come up with the most distracting and nonsensical metaphor I have ever seen. I weep on behalf of the English language.

8/30/2011 4:15:11 PM

LAchlan

Well at least the devil won't get cold fingers.....

8/30/2011 5:22:40 PM

shykid

And kitties, big fluffy body pillows, and peppermint candies have something in common: they are all three different colored gloves of amazingness that cover the same fist of awesome.

Also, who the fuck wears three pairs of gloves, anyway?

8/30/2011 5:29:01 PM



What a load of bull shit. Maybe they should call themselves Operation Destroy America.

8/30/2011 5:42:06 PM

His4Life

Totally agree, but Christ will have the last laugh when all three of these groups take it in the meatsack from their master, Satan, and are cast eternally into the lake of fire for their sins.

8/30/2011 5:49:02 PM

His4Life

What is PowerGlove - a toy or a real technology? It looks satanic.

8/30/2011 5:50:16 PM

Danarth

@His4life

It's both. It was an type of controller for the Nintendo which didn't work very well.

Now, how is it you managed to phrase a reasonable question with a stupid statement ?

8/30/2011 6:16:57 PM
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