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The Homosexuality Agenda The goal is to have a population of at least fifty percent homosexuals whilst the rest are majority bi-sexual. This will be achievable without civilization collapse as kids of Saturn will be created in the laboratory replacing children of God. This all ties into the Papal Nobility Hermetic mind frames. All in a H.G Wells free-love society. These Satanic creatures want rid of the idea of sexes just the same as they wish to remove the idea of race, nationality, individuality etc. Until forced sterilization and eventual creation of a new genetic modified being, homosexuality aids in curbing the population growth in line with the 'Global 2000' report needs whilst needing a source of kids due to lack of breeding. Study groups like the Department of Justice Pride.

The Unhived Mind, The Unhived Mind 28 Comments [9/7/2011 3:24:39 AM]
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Yet another stupid conspiracy theory.

9/7/2011 3:46:56 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I think you should change your handle to, The Unhinged Mind.

9/7/2011 3:52:53 AM


You say this like it's a bad thing ... although I think we might need to eradicate all STDs first for it to work.

9/7/2011 4:15:23 AM


Argh, when I read something like that, I always think the author has some children he doesn't want to aknowledge and rationalises this by pretending that they're not human.
(Mom got new agey during her depression and that's what she did.)

9/7/2011 4:20:02 AM



Or just the non-functioning mind

9/7/2011 4:57:45 AM

Brendan Rizzo

"Homosexual Agenda"... "children of Saturn"... "Papal Nobility Hermetic"... "free-love society"... "Satanic"... "get rid of sexual, racial, and national discrimination"... "destroy individuality"... "forced sterilization"... "new genetically-modified being"... "curbing population growth"... "recruiting children"... damn, this has pretty much all the fundie conspiracy buzzwords. We even have a trifecta since he claimed that getting rid of the concepts of race or nationality would be a bad thing (even though it's clear that such thinking only holds us back, started two world wars, and led to untold suffering throughout the globe, wrecking whole continents.) It is even possible to be more stupid and reactionary than this?

9/7/2011 5:56:04 AM

Head of the conspiracy

The homosexual agenda, revealed!

1: Get equal rights

9/7/2011 6:45:39 AM


Whoa. Somebody's orbit is unstable.

9/7/2011 7:21:33 AM

Doubting Thomas

The Unhived Mind? More like The Unhinged Mind.

*edit* Damn, Percy beat me to it.

Seriously, I just have to ask this and any fundie who complains about the gay agenda forcing homosexuality on people: How are you going to make heterosexual people want to have gay sex? I personally can't think of touching another guy's junk with anything but revulsion.

9/7/2011 7:42:44 AM

What the hell are "kids of Saturn?"
If you wanted to "curb population growth," wouldn't it be best to make people Asexual (like me)? And I don't see what's so great about race or nationality (or even gender, for that matter). Not at all.

9/7/2011 9:18:10 AM


Saturn =/= Satan.

You don't really explain why free love without civilization collapse is a bad thing.

Also, you seem to be using too many words.

9/7/2011 9:27:20 AM

Im short, the average nonsensical conspiracy theorist herp derp

9/7/2011 9:33:00 AM


1. Gay rights is not linked to forced sterilisation.
2. Saturn is not satan.
3. H.G. Wells is not Aldous Huxley

9/7/2011 10:11:27 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ Ppenguinator:

Funnily enough, Huxley actually wrote Brave New World as a satirical response to one of Wells's utopian novels, which Huxley thought would be much more dystopian than Wells imagined. So, in a nonsensical and twisted way, the fundie isn't quite as wrong as he could be. He's still quite wrong.

9/7/2011 10:39:39 AM

Unhived mind?

More like unhinged mind, amirite?

Edit: Ah, I see I'm not exactly the first with that one :)

9/7/2011 10:42:32 AM

Just for the second, what would the use and benefit be, in case your theory is right?. Wouldn't it be easier to make us all asexual?

9/7/2011 10:45:19 AM


Saturn ate his children. Are you saying the Homosexual Agenda is to replace free range baby with clone meat?

9/7/2011 11:04:08 AM

The goal is to have a population of at least fifty percent homosexuals whilst the rest are majority bi-sexual.

This "theory" hinges on the HUGE assumption the population will actually go along with these proportions.

But something tells me most people will want to "remain" heterosexual and this will naturally "limit" homosexuality to the same ~10% it's always been throughout human history.

9/7/2011 2:37:12 PM

Autocorrect changed your screen name from The Unhinged Mind right? Right?

Edit: seems FSTDT is breeding a hive mind of its own.

9/7/2011 2:46:05 PM

Raised by Horses

The first part is classic fundie gay-bashing, and then the rest of the paragraph swerves right into crazytown.

9/7/2011 4:02:18 PM

J. James

Oh nooooo the GAYS are trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD(and make it faaabulous)!! How original! And totally unexpected!!

Run! Run for your lives!!

NOOOO!!! All hope is lost! They have a PANZER DIVISION!!

9/7/2011 4:40:46 PM


The concept of Bodhisattvas must really mess you up.

9/7/2011 7:19:55 PM

Argle Bargle

Oh noes, the Omniscient Council of Vagueness will enslave us all! Everybody panic!

9/8/2011 1:15:08 AM

Doctor Fishcake

9/8/2011 9:00:16 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

you know what. I am done reasoning with these people. Why? Why would anyone go through these elaborate plans that have so little chance of fruitation? It makes no sense.

9/10/2011 5:08:28 PM

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