Anon-e-moose
"First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act
that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other
forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual
way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on
homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned
on by his own male body."
(*sings*)
'I wanna sex me up!' X3
'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'
-Woody Allen
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X3
@Troll/Poe/Nuts4Life
"the marital relationship. It is essentially a selfish act"
@#1330159
"@His4Life
You're as retarded as Driscoll is."
(*Switches to Doug Piranha mode*):
Oh look. The proven Poe:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=83360&Page=4
has come here with what she thinks is an 'opinion'.
Because God himself obeys his own 7th Commandment (one word: Mary). And his worshippers are fine with that. Isn't that right, dearie?
PROTIP: Matthew 7:1. And God himself would do well to consider his own 'Word': Matthew 7:5, and all that jazz.
The phrase 'Do as I say, not as I do' - and the moral contained therein - exists for a reason. Two words: Jimmy Swaggart.
Besides, why should you give a fuck about sexual morality?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_evangelist_scandals
...when you don't give a fuck about your own sinners within your own ranks, and acting upon it now? (and don't give me that 'God will judge them in the afterlife' BS; that's an unjustifiable copout, and you know it) I don't see no ruthless, merciless, hyper-savage, 'guilty until proven innocent' McCarthy-esque witchhunts & show-trials against fundie preachers, pastors etc, to purge any heretic sinners by the likes of you, dearie; 'putting your own house in order', before you can contemplate the notion of even thinking you have the right to condemn the activities/lifestyles of anyone else.
...ah, but then I know precisely why you & your ilk aren't doing exactly that. Because if there were, and of course, it would widen to include believers too, there would be no right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity left in the US.
Until you start pointing those judgememtal fingers at yourselves- and actually do something about your own sinners - you right-wing Fundamentalist Christians have absolutely no right to point them at anyone else.
Moral: If 'God' could simply poof into being a universe, world & plant/animal life on it, why couldn't he have just 'poofed' Jesus into existence? Or even Adam & Eve, for that matter?
After all, he's 'God'. He can do anything. Isn't that right, dearie?!
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