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If you are a feminist, God will punish you. If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist. If you are a Christian couple and you drag your husband through a heathen court system, then you have done great evil against your man. God will punish you in eternity. Communism wants to destroy your marriage and your family; but it cannot unless you play their game. They may steal your kids, and there's literally nothing you can do except hire an expensive lawyers (and you'll pay tens-of-thousands of dollars). But the only way they can ruin your marriage is if you let Satan do so. The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage, because nearly every time they will advice divorce. People are like rats. Church people are no better. In fact, they're more dangerous because you tend to let down your guard around them. The divorce rate is just as high amongst so-called Christians as it is amongst the wicked unsaved heathen world. You can make all the excuses you want in your evil little heart (Jeremiah 17:9), but it won't make any difference in eternity, where you will be judged by God's unchanging Law.

Cody, baptist1611 67 Comments [9/10/2011 5:34:00 AM]
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MM

"If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist."

Even if your husband orders you to disobey him?

</head explosion>

9/10/2011 5:36:13 AM

Serph-no-Okami

The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage

Kind of like you're trying to do now, what with telling married couples what to do and don't do with their lives?

9/10/2011 5:41:36 AM

solomongrundy

Lawyers being in league with Satan I can believe...

Remember Rowan Atkinson as 'Toby' the Devil welcoming people to Hell?

'Looters and pillagers, over here please...thieves, if you could join them. Lawyers? You're with that lot.'

9/10/2011 5:57:02 AM

Gypsin

whats with all the "obey your husband." quotes lately?
seems like we have an epidemic on our hands.
or its just that time of year when all the idiots decide to hate women.

9/10/2011 5:58:25 AM

Brendan Rizzo

But what if you're a man and a feminist? If you had a husband, then you'd be gay, right? Not all men are sexist disgraces like you, Cody.

Anyone else notice that he's basically saying that if a woman inconveniences a man in any way, she's going to hell? Talk about disproportionate retribution, not to mention double standards since he thinks a man can do whatever he wants to a woman and face no punishment.

9/10/2011 6:07:07 AM

Horus IX

Someone watched too much of that one movie with Al Pacino and Tom Cruise.

9/10/2011 6:08:20 AM

Selkie

I am a feminist, God has not punished me. That is because God does not exist.

My husband does not get to tell me what to do; therefore I do not "disobey" him. And yes, I am a feminist.

The rest is too tiresome to reply to, and my evil little heart wants a big cup of coffee now more than it wants to reply to your insane blather.


9/10/2011 6:31:34 AM

rw23

I think Cody hates everyone except himself and his interpretation of God.

9/10/2011 6:35:23 AM

LDM

Ex-wife took you to the cleaners, huh? Can't say I blame her.

9/10/2011 6:46:15 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"...Communism wants to destroy your marriage and your family ..."

Uh-oh. Cody didn't get the memo.

Communism wanted to destroy your grandpa's marriage and family.

These days, it's acceptance of same-sex marriage that threatens your marriage and family. Get with the times!

9/10/2011 6:51:43 AM

John

What happened to "faith, not works"? I love how Protestant fundies cling to this principle, then come up with lists of things God will punish you for.

9/10/2011 6:57:02 AM

D Laurier

Cody couldnt get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a truckload of bananas.
He hates people in general, but reserves a special hostility for women..


9/10/2011 7:05:49 AM

Swede

I can't "obey" my husband, because he doesn't give me any orders. He likes me being independent and equal.
Communism needs many working hands, it has no problem with marriages and families.

Many people are "involved" in my marriage, none of them has ever advised divorce.

Mark 2:17 On hearing this, Jesus said to them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."
He hasn't called me, but he has called you, Cody. What does that tell us?

9/10/2011 7:16:22 AM

Panz

"If you are a Christian couple and you drag your husband through a heathen court system, then you have done great evil against your man."

Christians are above the law

9/10/2011 7:17:48 AM

Zeus Almighty

"God's unchanging Law."

So, Cody, if Bible-god's law is unchanging, why aren't you out there stoning adulterers and gays and Sabbath-breakers and nonbelievers and blasphemers and all the other people he commands you to kill?
Also, do you strictly follow the rules about those icky menstruatating women? How about refusing to eat shellfish? Or pork? Do you treat your slaves according to the rules laid out in Leviticus? And how many of your children have you killed because they talked back to you?
If Bible-god is so unchanging, you must strictly follow all of his many insane and arbitrary rules or else you will yourself be judged, amirite?

9/10/2011 7:18:39 AM

\m/>_<\m/

i like how he calls the real world "heathen"

9/10/2011 7:26:02 AM

Agahnim

What the fuck does communism have to do with feminism?

9/10/2011 8:25:37 AM

checkmate

The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage

You mean like yourself?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most self-righteous of them all?

9/10/2011 8:32:22 AM

Pat

LOLWUT

9/10/2011 8:34:32 AM

KittyKaboom

So, stealing your kids is not that big a deal, just hire an expensive lawyer, but issues within your marriage are a grave sin that is only punishable if you're a woman?

Fuck you with a sharp, pointy stick.

I used to be married to a man who thought very much like you. I hope they shrivel up and fall off, you worthless bastard.

9/10/2011 8:41:02 AM

Pat

//God's unchanging law//
The Bible:over 2000 years old and altered 300+ times. TOTALLY LEGIT!

9/10/2011 8:41:42 AM

schism

This is the finest example of whaargarbl I've seen in quite a while.

9/10/2011 8:43:28 AM

loki

Do as I say and fear god, Fear God, FEAR GOD, FEAR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My leader tells me to

9/10/2011 8:51:30 AM



Actually, the divorce rate for Christians is much higher than us unsaved wicked heathens.

9/10/2011 9:55:28 AM

nazani14

I think what you're looking for is sharia law. Second door on the left.

9/10/2011 10:05:07 AM
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