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If you are a feminist, God will punish you. If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist. If you are a Christian couple and you drag your husband through a heathen court system, then you have done great evil against your man. God will punish you in eternity. Communism wants to destroy your marriage and your family; but it cannot unless you play their game. They may steal your kids, and there's literally nothing you can do except hire an expensive lawyers (and you'll pay tens-of-thousands of dollars). But the only way they can ruin your marriage is if you let Satan do so. The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage, because nearly every time they will advice divorce. People are like rats. Church people are no better. In fact, they're more dangerous because you tend to let down your guard around them. The divorce rate is just as high amongst so-called Christians as it is amongst the wicked unsaved heathen world. You can make all the excuses you want in your evil little heart (Jeremiah 17:9), but it won't make any difference in eternity, where you will be judged by God's unchanging Law.

Cody, baptist1611 67 Comments [9/10/2011 5:34:00 AM]
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#1330797
aaa

Fred Phelps forum account spotted.

9/10/2011 10:10:31 AM

#1330803
The_L

Cody, you are a bitter, bitter man. I pity you.

9/10/2011 10:30:11 AM

#1330806
Anon-e-moose

"If you are a feminist, God will punish you. If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist." tl;dr...

PROTIP: Paul =/= God.

Besides, I'm a man, and I'm a feminist. Bring. It. On. God.

[/smartarse]

9/10/2011 10:44:18 AM

#1330809


What the fuck does Communism have to do with this?

9/10/2011 10:54:47 AM

#1330813
Canadia

Some feminists piss me off, and the term 'feminism' pisses me off, but you know what pisses me off more? This fist-shaking 'YOU DIDN'T LET ME RUIN YOUR LIFE! GOD IS GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP! YOU'LL SEE!' rant.

9/10/2011 11:00:53 AM

#1330820
Papabear

Prove it.

9/10/2011 11:27:05 AM

#1330824


Joan of Arc anyone?

Sure sounds like God became a feminist sometime

9/10/2011 11:41:13 AM

#1330831
LAchlan

You're only 30 years too late now mate. It's "Islamists" not "Communists" these days that you've got to fear. Maybe you're just a paranoid fuckwit who can't get laid, ever thought of that?

9/10/2011 11:54:25 AM

#1330841
Old Viking

No, no, it's not Communism that wants to destroy marriage. It's sydicalism ... or anarchism ... or Shintoism. It's some kind of ism, I can't remember which.

9/10/2011 12:21:30 PM

#1330843
= POPE =

"People are like rats."

Way to work an audience, Cody.

News flash: Paul was wrong. You're all "so-called" Christians.

Not packaged for individual sale.

9/10/2011 12:27:31 PM

#1330844
Song

What an unpleasant person.

9/10/2011 12:30:21 PM

#1330855
Street Sharks

I'm pretty sure this was written by David J Stewart and Cody is just quoting it.

9/10/2011 12:58:35 PM

#1330862
Berny

"So just accept the godly beatings he gives you, they're for your own good." - Fundie Retard

9/10/2011 1:29:49 PM

#1330863
shykid

"The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage"

Sod off then.

9/10/2011 1:30:41 PM

#1330865
Street Sharks


9/10/2011 1:34:57 PM

#1330870
Elia

What if, like me, a woman has no husband to disobey? Am I supposed to just find a random guy and marry him so I can enjoy being a doormat for the rest of my short life? Fuck you, whether there's an afterlife or not, I want my material existence to be more than that.

9/10/2011 1:40:18 PM

#1330878
Nowonmai

You have a better chance of seeing your God than I do of 'obeying' my husband. But unlike you, my husband is intelligent enough not to use a misogynistic bronze age book of fables to rule his life and dictate how women should be treated, so you may fuck off.

9/10/2011 2:10:45 PM

#1330890
Murdin

The divorce rate is just as high amongst so-called Christians as it is amongst the wicked unsaved heathen world.

Actually, it is much higher. Check your fact, both national and international. Born-again Christians are by far the greatest threat to the *chuckle* "sanctity of marriage".

9/10/2011 2:52:36 PM

#1330907
Berry Caluroso

People are like rats.

. . . that right there is a pretty good response to the stereotype of the bitter, cynical atheist.

9/10/2011 4:10:49 PM

#1330930
SpukiKitty

One day, Cody dies, crosses over to the Other Side, sees this......



.....and soils his non-corporeal spirit-pants.

LOL!

9/10/2011 5:50:37 PM

#1330945
Reverend Jeremiah

Actually the divorce rate amongst believers is higher than non-believers.

9/10/2011 6:23:01 PM

#1330947
Raised by Horses

Ah, the impotent rage of effete Paulites. It's what we get up for in the morning.


9/10/2011 6:26:54 PM

#1330950
Hive

If you are a feminist, God will punish you.

Good. Also, you're assuming everyone believes in god.

If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist.

Nothing wrong with either of those; a woman isn't a dog or child, and feminist isn't a dirty word. Also, you're assuming all women are heterosexual.

The rest is standard bullshit from a simple mind.

9/10/2011 6:33:54 PM

#1330956
Karana

Aw, someone's mad because their wife divorced them and got everything she could out of it.

Well, maybe you deserved it if you actually think this way and treat her and women in general as such.

Jerk.


9/10/2011 7:05:03 PM

#1331006
Pule Thamex

God loves men, God's just not that interested in women. He really loves men, to the extent that He will punish a wife just for disobeying her husband, His precious men must not be thwarted or even be slighted at all. For God resides in man's ever so touchy ego which must be eternally molly-coddled in order to provide a suitable home for God where He can rage and hate and despise, unseen by prying eyes.

9/10/2011 11:43:49 PM
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