Quote# 83704

If you are a feminist, God will punish you. If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist. If you are a Christian couple and you drag your husband through a heathen court system, then you have done great evil against your man. God will punish you in eternity. Communism wants to destroy your marriage and your family; but it cannot unless you play their game. They may steal your kids, and there's literally nothing you can do except hire an expensive lawyers (and you'll pay tens-of-thousands of dollars). But the only way they can ruin your marriage is if you let Satan do so. The worst thing you can do is involve other people in your marriage, because nearly every time they will advice divorce. People are like rats. Church people are no better. In fact, they're more dangerous because you tend to let down your guard around them. The divorce rate is just as high amongst so-called Christians as it is amongst the wicked unsaved heathen world. You can make all the excuses you want in your evil little heart (Jeremiah 17:9), but it won't make any difference in eternity, where you will be judged by God's unchanging Law.

Cody, baptist1611 67 Comments [9/10/2011 5:34:00 AM]
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It must be a sad, miserable life to be this ridiculously paranoid, even by the standards of my own sad, miserable life. Everything is suspect, everyone is against you, and nothing can be trusted, not even your own spouse. It's no wonder he's trying to get other people to follow his insanity; it would be incredibly lonely.

9/11/2011 12:43:42 AM

Argle Bargle

"Whahh, my teeny tiny ego can't handle being in an equal relationship, I need an obedient fuck slave who'll satisfy my desire to have someone to control and dominate!"

What a miserable sack of shit you are, Cody.

9/11/2011 2:33:09 AM


man, what a bleak world view you have. I thought jesus was supposed to give you happiness?

9/11/2011 4:42:07 AM

what if your husband commands you to disobey God?. See the slippery slope?

9/11/2011 7:32:53 AM


I am very tempted to make a crack about cody being dumped by his wife recently, but that would assume that a woman would be dumb enough to hook up to this moron in the first place. I'm just not ready to be THAT insulting.

9/11/2011 7:41:43 AM


Hey, you, stupid! Yeah, I'm looking at you, Cody.

Uhmmm ... Isn't Jesus the guy that was sent to "cover all sin"? Aren't you guys the same people that say "if Hitler invited Jesus into his heart, he's in heaven, no matter how evil he was"? If a woman aske for forgiveness, then she gets it, right?

Or is divorcing an abusive asshole who hurts you and your kids every day such a grievous sin that it can't be forgiven? And if that's the case, how many other "boobytraps" are out there?

And if there are all these tripwires of super-secret "unforgiveable" sins, why bother trying at all?

Jerk. Maybe if you weren't such an arrogant misogynist bully, your wife wouldn't have left you.

9/11/2011 8:22:02 AM


Cody recalls God's ten commandments today as clearly as the day his Fundie preacher told them to him.
1) Thou shalt not be a woman
2) Thou shalt not be black
3) Thou shalt not be an atheist
3) Thou shalt not be gay
4) If you do happen to be any of the above, thou shalt pretend that you aren't.
5) Thou shalt worship money, but deny it
6) Thou shalt vote Republican
7) Thou shalt ignore the Golden Rule, the Sermon on the Mount, the Command to love one another, and everything that liberal hippie Jesus spouted.
8) Every truth that casts doubt on the Bible shall be assailed as a lie
9) Every lie that supports the Bible shall be hailed as the truth
10) God thinks exactly the same way you do
11) Thou shalt not get caught

9/11/2011 8:49:40 AM


Translation: OP's wife divorced his fundie ass and got custody because he was found to be an unfit father.

9/11/2011 4:49:31 PM


God's unchanging Law.

You mean the one that Jesus supposedly nailed to the Cross?

I can think of a couple of examples in Matthew where Jesus specifically overturns Old Testament law (eye for an eye vs. turn the other cheek, for instance). If Jesus has overturned a point of Old Testament law, doesn't mean that God's law isn't unchanging?

Hell, even the fact that Christianity exists at all proves that God's law changed. Before, one had to make sacrifices at the Temple, now it's only Jesus' sacrifice that matters.

There's even, if I recall (and I'm too lazy to look it up right now), an instance in the Old Testament itself where God changes his own law (it used to be that children were punished for the sins of their parents, but in Ezekiel (I think), God changes it to each individual being punished for their own sins.

9/12/2011 4:59:30 AM

Mister Spak

" The divorce rate is just as high amongst so-called Christians as it is amongst the wicked unsaved heathen world."

Actually it's higher because of you fundies anti-marriage attitudes.

9/12/2011 5:00:47 AM

Head of the conspiracy

A heathen court system?


9/12/2011 8:45:16 AM


Translation: Wahhh, my wife dumped my sorry misogynistic ass, wahhh.

9/12/2011 12:34:45 PM


Hey baptist1611....how badly did you get smoked in court?

After reading your pouty little diatribe I don't blame her for for smacking your sorry arse.

9/13/2011 1:19:22 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

God does not damn you for getting a divorce or being a feminist. He should damn people like you for being hateful toward your fellow man.

9/15/2011 8:24:40 AM


Cody, you are not a Baptist.

You are a misogynistic male that wants to beat, rape, and kill women without punishment of any kind.

9/18/2011 10:16:09 PM


Guess Cody's still reeling from the divorce.

@ MM -- hah!

9/20/2011 10:59:09 PM


I will laugh my butt off when Cody goes to Heaven, finds out that there is indeed a Heavenly Mother as well as a Father and has to answer to Her for his naked misogyny! *breaks out the popcorn*
PS-Who are YOU to speak for God?! You are NOT God, so shut the heck up and stop trying to speak for Them! Such arrogance is infuriating! Besides, you're putting words in Their mouth!
PPS-Women are people too, deal with it! Yes, I'm a feminist and dang proud of it...my future husband does NOT require me to obey him. We regard each other as equals and submit to each other, not out of obedience or fear, but out of love!
@ MM: Lol, you win two shiny new Internets!
@ Head of the conspiracy: Actually that would be Supreme Judge Odin

11/12/2012 8:01:02 PM

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