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The reason why liberals are called "liberals" is because they want to liberalize everything (when it suits the liberals). Everybody should be free to do anything; everything should be free to everybody (when it suits the liberals; when it doesn't, that is quite a different story). For example:

a) Women die during illegal abortions; abortion should be legalized to ensure proper surgical techniques;

b) Junkies poison themselves with drugs; drugs should be legalized to ensure a clean supply;

c) Prostitutes spread disease and are exploited by pimps; prostitution should be legalized and regulated;

d) Illegal gambling is dishonest because the casinos have to bribe the police; gambling should be legalized to collect tax revenues and to ensure fair play.

Personally, I have a great fondness for this sort of reasoning. For example:

a) Revisionist, racist, and "hate literature" should be legalized in all countries to ensure scrupulous accuracy of content;

b) Racial separation should be legalized and regulated to avoid violent reprisals by dispossessed whites;

c) Burning refugee centres should be legalized and regulated to ensure proper ignition of the various flammable liquids involved and to avoid endangering adjacent properties housing innocent people;

d) The sale of white children for adoption should be legalized and regulated to prevent white people who love children, but can’t have any, from importing coloured scum from the Indian sub-continent. Most people who have abortions are egotistical and materialistic. If they could sell their offspring for $25,000 each -- probably the average market value for a healthy white child -- they would produce one a year. Poo on morals, let's get the white birth rate up! (Of course, this means that the killing of sex perverts who might want to adopt them must also be legalized and regulated.)

e) The lynching of race-mixers, and pervert "rights" activists should be regulated to avoid accidental infection of innocent bystanders with AIDS;

f) The assassination of Federal agents, abortionists, "Fair Housing" spies, etc. should be legalized to avoid shooting next door neighbours by mistake, etc. etc.

Do I advocate murder? Of course not. Murder is illegal. Look at Waco, Texas . If you did that, it would be murder, but the Feds did it, so it’s not.

Carlos Whitlock Porter, The Website of Carlos Whitlock Porter 40 Comments [9/10/2011 3:30:01 PM]
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D Laurier

Holy fucking batshit insane there Carlos.

9/10/2011 3:56:05 PM

Meishayuri

Wow. I bet he shares his teeth with his wife.

9/10/2011 4:13:38 PM

Eisenhorn

And here we have the typical anti-logic that happens when early 19th century style racists try to use 21st century attitudes against smarter people.

It really is six separate ways of arguing "Tolerate my intolerance" with a heaping portion of sociopathy and internet tough guyness, with the final sentence pulling conspiracy theories out of nowhere.

9/10/2011 4:17:18 PM

Brendan Rizzo

To be fair, what Mr. Porter is saying is obviously satire. It wouldn't belong in RSTDT, but it probably would be a good fit for FSTDT, since he is trying to argue against liberalism by claiming that liberals only allow things they like. He's basically implying that liberals are hypocrites, and not necessarily espousing racist views.

9/10/2011 4:23:24 PM

StoneSpiral

This guy is seriously undervaluing the price of a healthy infant.

9/10/2011 4:29:51 PM

Yownanymous

Can't tell if poe/troll or psychopath... I've seen genuinely crazier before.

9/10/2011 5:55:01 PM

Raised by Horses

"The reason why liberals are called "liberals" is because they want to liberalize everything (when it suits the liberals)"

Don't expect Merriam-Webster to be knocking on your door with a job offer any time soon.

"Junkies poison themselves with drugs; drugs should be legalized to ensure a clean supply.."

Legalization of drugs would also kill the illegal drug trade and bring an end to much of the violence caused by it, but let's not mention that.

Oh, and the rest of your "conclusions" are equivocational straw man bullshit.

9/10/2011 5:56:54 PM

Olivia

FFS Rizzo, do you EVER click through and see what website these things come from? It seems like you're always the one saying, "geez, I know it looks bad but I don't think anyone could really be this crazy."

Try the articles page. I know, it's a lot of Nazi apologetics and related anti-Semitism to sift through, but you get a treat at the end: some 9/11 conspiracy babble!

9/10/2011 5:59:34 PM

SpukiKitty

Y'know, Chas, your argument can be reduced to one word: FAIL!!!

9/10/2011 6:03:35 PM

Brendan Rizzo

@ Olivia:

Okay, it's just that there seemed to be sarcasm dripping from every word, but if it's really as bad as you say, I'll shut up now. I usually err on the side of "it's real" but this was so ridiculous that I thought there was no way he's serious. Even if he doesn't believe what he said, I said that he was still making a strawman argument against liberals. He's a far-right nutjob either way. Just sayin'.

9/10/2011 7:17:18 PM

Extraintrovert

The best thing about this is that it begins fairly reasonable with a sound argument, then swiftly dissolves into the typical idiocy and lunacy common on this site as the person loses whatever brief connection to reality they had managed to establish. In my opinion, this is much more entertaining than an entry that is criminally stupid from the beginning.

9/10/2011 11:13:17 PM

aaa

Oh for fucks sake. Do you even know what you are saying?

9/10/2011 11:28:03 PM

Extraintrovert

Sorry, double post.

9/11/2011 12:34:59 AM



The reason why conservatives are called "conservatives" is because they want to conserve everything. Everybody should save everything; everything should be saved.

Did you know that every member of the Green movement is conservative? It's true!

Did you also know that some conservatives are so committed to conserving, that instead of using up their brain power, they recycle old gibberish into incoherent dogma?

9/11/2011 7:27:54 AM



You never joined the debate club at highschool, eh?

9/11/2011 7:42:49 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


9/11/2011 8:26:32 AM

\m/>_<\m/

25 grand each? a kid is worth much more financially. and go on, do you know many people who'd pony up that sum for a kid?

"If they could sell their offspring for $25,000 each -- probably the average market value for a healthy white child -- they would produce one a year"
come to think of it? that sounds like suspiciously specific denial.
reinstating slavery and the child trade....

MORALS, MAN?! do you have them??

9/11/2011 8:41:07 AM

lisamariefan

I can't be the only one hoping the feds are keeping an eye on this batshit insane guy, right?

9/11/2011 9:38:37 AM



You guys like to use the word "liberal" without understanding what it means. The meaning varies a *lot* outside the US:

In Australia the *Liberal* Party is right of center. Japan has the *Liberal* Democratic Party, which is center-right. Russia has the *Liberal* Democrats, who are so bat shit crazy and fascist even Pat Buchanan wouldn't endorse them. They're run by Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who's a close friend of David Duke. Come to think of it, Carlos, you'd probably like Zhirinovsky a lot.

9/11/2011 6:02:24 PM

Raised by Horses

@1331103

"Conservative" used to mean 'one who advocates limiting the power of government'. As you can plainly see, that term applies to neither the Republican or the Democratic party of today.

9/11/2011 9:57:01 PM

farpadokly

Some people think abortion, drugs, prostitution and gambling should be legal; therefore the murder of people you don't like should be legal? No. That does not follow.

9/12/2011 3:34:09 AM

thelivingguano

How in the name of COCKING HELL do you infect an "innocent bystander" with AIDS?

9/12/2011 6:41:48 AM



Lessee... the 4 examples you give? They would help to protect people from danger when doing things that are gonna happen anyway and costs the taxpayer a fucking bundle while it's illegal.

Your 6 examples of what you try to claim is the same reasoning? All of them are things that would deliberately harm/endanger/kill others AND cost the taxpayer a bundle... just to protect your bigotry.

No... they are not even remotely the same... hand in your card, you are expelled from Humanity.

9/12/2011 8:39:36 AM

Doubting Thomas


a) Women die during illegal abortions; abortion should be legalized to ensure proper surgical techniques;

b) Junkies poison themselves with drugs; drugs should be legalized to ensure a clean supply;

c) Prostitutes spread disease and are exploited by pimps; prostitution should be legalized and regulated;

d) Illegal gambling is dishonest because the casinos have to bribe the police; gambling should be legalized to collect tax revenues and to ensure fair play.


The thing that really gets me is that he thinks all these are bad ideas.

9/12/2011 8:48:28 AM

nazani14

Where are there illegal casinos? What are they disguised as? (Besides churches, of course.)

Ignoring everything after "fondness," because it doesn't make sense even from a Poe. Attempt to be the universal troll?

9/12/2011 12:12:03 PM
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