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Raised by Horses
..Is Polley poe-ing us, or is he just way overdue for his medication and long-sleeved white coat?
By the way, if you really were God, you'd barely be worth worshipping. Can't even conjure up some rain after you flooded the entire planet and, you know, created the entire universe? Weak.
9/11/2011 5:42:09 AM
XDDDD OMGROFL. CANT BREATH!!!!
9/11/2011 5:44:15 AM
"Prayer didn't work, must be dem durn libruls/dermycrats conjurin' up dem durk powuhs."
And then evidently he had some sort of fit and pretended he was God.
9/11/2011 5:59:37 AM
Dr. Steve Brule
9/11/2011 6:14:39 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
This goes beyond "bat-shit crazy."
We're in "pterodactyl-poo potty" territory now.
9/11/2011 6:27:43 AM
So much for Divine omnipotence. Maybe Obama was driving an iron chariot at the time.
9/11/2011 6:39:30 AM
Holy fuck. You're insane.
9/11/2011 6:46:52 AM
I heard the Voice of the Spirit this morning. He told me "Actually, I never answer prayers. Why should I? If people get what they asked for, I get the credit anyway. If they don't, they blame themselves or somebody else".
9/11/2011 6:56:12 AM
9/11/2011 6:59:03 AM
Is this a wind up or is this chump the craziest nutter we've had here in... well, maybe this week anyway.
9/11/2011 7:04:03 AM
Raised by Horses
9/11/2011 7:10:35 AM
@ Raised by Horses
You win the internet for the day. That... could not be a more perfect image.
9/11/2011 7:20:01 AM
The Boy Your Mother Warned You About
The latter paragraph is just begging to be used as basis for sketch in Conan O'Brien's current show. Emperor Conan ruling over the known galaxy with his loyal servant - Darth Richter ("NOOOOOO!!!!!"). And just in time for the Blu-ray release of all six Star Wars movies.
9/11/2011 7:22:44 AM
I didn't think "Voices From Spirit" had to do with alcohol, but maybe I'm wrong.
9/11/2011 7:32:42 AM
Since you did exactly NOTHING, you have nothing to apologise for. Deal?
9/11/2011 7:36:25 AM
Who is his "servant?"
I hope he tries to approach one of the candidates in person.
9/11/2011 7:42:21 AM
Polley is harrassing celebritys and war criminals.
His delusions extend to believing that unions can control the weather
9/11/2011 7:43:53 AM
Ken's cell hates passwords
Obama controls the weather and Conan gets to rule Nevada.
9/11/2011 7:44:46 AM
Aw man, I love this guy! He's just so totally screwed up and doesn't even know it, happily living his delusions.
Gerald's pronouncements always make me laugh. Even though I guess he's going to send me to hell for it.
(This guy isn't really "Fundie"; he's actually quite ill. But in such a remarkably public, and ultimately harmless way that I just can't help enjoying it. -sigh- I know I shouldn't laugh, but when he puts it out there for everyone to read ... Oh well, a guilty pleasure.)
9/11/2011 7:53:44 AM
9/11/2011 8:04:09 AM
To be fair, Gerald's largely impotent God is a lot closer to the original Old Testament God than the modern version.
Probably produced by the same illness as well.
9/11/2011 8:18:30 AM
This is beyond batshit insane. Holy SHIT!
9/11/2011 8:34:09 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
9/11/2011 8:42:15 AM
Zosimus the Heathen
What the... Who the hell wrote this load of... Oh, it's you Gerald. Oh well, carry on then.
9/11/2011 8:42:48 AM
Is this the part where we all slowly back away and let the men in the white coats through?
9/11/2011 8:54:47 AM
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