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"I think home schooling will be illegal in all 50 states and homsexual marriages will be the law of the land. I believe that the only churches operating "above ground" will be those that have been licensed by the state and will not be allowed to criticize other religious groups, alternative lifestyles or preach Jesus as the only Way."
the rest of this is bullshit.
9/11/2011 5:34:50 AM
That persecution complex is really getting you off, isn't it?
9/11/2011 5:35:08 AM
9/11/2011 5:40:55 AM
If only you used that imagination to write movie scripts or books...then you wouldn't have the time to cry about shit that isn't going to happen.
9/11/2011 5:50:10 AM
Your lot was saying THE EXACT SAME THING when Obama got elected. His term is well passed the halfway point and none of these things have even come close to occurring. Lets face it, when it comes to political forecasting, your lot hasn't got a single success to its name.
I could make a similar comparison with your forecasting of The Rapture, but that would be petty.
9/11/2011 5:55:41 AM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
"I believe that the only churches operating "above ground" will be those that have been licensed by the state"
I thought you people didn't believe in separation of church and state anyway.
9/11/2011 5:59:47 AM
Jadeeyes you should always look on the bright side of life ...
9/11/2011 6:14:03 AM
Yeah, you'd just love all of that, wouldn't you? You people just can't wait to be martyred.
9/11/2011 6:32:19 AM
You do realize, of course, that not only does just about all of this outlandish foolishness violate the First Amendment and various discrimination laws but that if it did happen it would be Christians instituting it since they are, by a wide margin, the majority in this country.
In other words, your fellow "brothers in Christ" will be the ones regulating your church, telling you what you can/can't preach from it, whether or not you can homeschool your kid, forcing you to wear an "identifier" and so forth. However, if you knew anything of your own religion this wouldn't come as a shock to you at all since Christian sects have been fucking with one another from the beginning with each believing that all others aren't "True Christians."
9/11/2011 6:40:42 AM
Since almost 80% of Americans consider themselves Christian, how does jadeeyes think this is going to happen?
9/11/2011 6:47:18 AM
I think this guy just spooged all over his keyboard fapping to his persecution porn. I swear drivel like that is the only way these kinds of people can even get it up anymore.
9/11/2011 6:48:33 AM
And the gay gestapo will keep up their 24 hour surveillance of all your activities. Anyone engaging in heterosexual behaviour or not agreeing with their agenda will be sent to re-education camps. The schools will teach state worship and you will be forced to bow down before Obama, who will have been proclaimed dictator for life. The Christians will have to wear a cross and be confined to camps, before the final solution is enacted. Finally, the communist nazi new world order globalists will destroy America and turn it into the United Gay Atheist States.
9/11/2011 6:49:13 AM
9/11/2011 6:55:47 AM
In the highly unlikely event that this happens, aren't you supposed to "Rejoice, and be exceeding glad" (Matt. 5:11-12 KJV)? I guess that when you're put on trial for practicing the forbidden religion of Christianity, you'll be acquitted.
9/11/2011 6:58:38 AM
Ken's cell hates passwords
I'm a Godless liberal. See, the thing about liberals is that we believe that although the government should not push any religion on the people, the people themselves have freedom of religion. Lots of freedoms besides those, too. It's the religious conservatives who want religion in schools and politics (their religion).
And even if gay marriage is legal, you and all other straight people (including me) will still be able to be as straight and straight married as we want.
9/11/2011 7:03:03 AM
Man it must be tough being a member of possibly the least persecuted group in the world.
9/11/2011 7:13:25 AM
Of jadeeyes's predictions, only the following are POSSIBLE in 10 years:
- Same-sex marriage legalized (note that this is different from banning straight marriage!)
- Extreme weather conditions resulting from global climate change.
The others are prevented by the First Amendment. Even if they weren't, popular opinion would prevent ANY of them from coming to pass any time this century. The majority of Americans are still Christian, and it will take decades for that to change by any meaningful amount.
9/11/2011 7:25:28 AM
"forced euthanasia will be the law of the land for the elderly, the mentally ill, the physically handicapped and anyone the state considers to be a "useless eater".
I see you anticipate a Republican administration.
9/11/2011 7:30:56 AM
Well. Aren't you just the little ray of sunshine? Whatsa matter honey, didn't have a wet dream about marrying Jesus last night?
9/11/2011 7:32:04 AM
I wonder, why do you have to project with the abuses that YOU GUYS have done throughout history to other people to express the torments you supposedly suffer or eventually will?. Come on, a little imagination.
9/11/2011 7:40:56 AM
jadeeyes hath an overinflated opinion of his cult's threat value.
Certainly his persecution fap fest indicates an unhealthy delusion.
In 10 years time, jadeeyes will ask the same question, make the same prediction, and his fellow raptards will nod in agreement gain.
9/11/2011 7:51:12 AM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Romper bomper stomper boo. Looks like someone enjoyed their persecution fantasy today.
9/11/2011 7:51:24 AM
Typical rapturist delusional bullshit. None of this will ever happen. You idiots always seem to forget that your religion is firmly entrenched by the majority of Americans. You are under no threat of any kind.
As for homeschooling being made illegal, my only problem with homeschooling in the States at the moment is the complete total lack of any standards. I don't have a problem with you educating your kids yourself. There are people who are smart enough to do that. Fundies however use use it as an excuse to fill their kids' heads with rubbish.
9/11/2011 7:54:48 AM
I have to wonder if these types of people suffer from paranoia or something. I mean, making everyone equal is persecution now? What the hell
9/11/2011 7:56:46 AM
That's quite the vivid imagination...
9/11/2011 8:30:50 AM
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