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When I was new, I asked Satan during a ritual "Who are you?" I had no clue. I believed him to be some sort of spirit, but the voices in my head and my interaction with him indicated he is a real being. Very soon after in less than 24 hours following the ritual, I came across the Luciferian Liberation Front.I knew this was an answer to my question.

I have spent years studying a variety of occult subjects. In addition, I have had many experiences and have learned from the experiences of others, both clergy and laity. The evidence of alien extra-terrestrials is overwhelming. In the Egyptian images and monoliths, the pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion and the spaces between the pyramids correlate with the distance of the stars in the belt of Orion.

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It is a given, that everyone familiar with UFO's and aliens, knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion. Also, it is recorded in the xian bible, when Moses asked to see "god's" face- the alien replied that no one could see him face to face- (Exodus 33: 20-23). Obviously, this being does not resemble a human being.

Many of us have seen Satan. He has nothing to hide. Satan and his Demons, (as well as some of the "angels" of the xian bible and their cohorts) are of the aliens they call "Nordics." [...] Nordics are frequently seen accompanied by greys. These Nordics are those who are normally hostile to humanity. Azazel told me "they are abominable" (referring to the greys, when I asked about them communicating with him on a Ouija Board).

"High Priestess Maxine", The Truth About Extra-Terrestrials 84 Comments [9/13/2011 3:03:07 AM]
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aaa

Would you like more MIB with your story?

9/13/2011 3:20:15 AM

LAchlan

Put the mushrooms down and go to bed.

9/13/2011 3:27:10 AM

shykid

"but the voices in my head"

[size=18]...NURSE!![/size]

9/13/2011 3:28:04 AM

Dan Onymous

Eh? How is lining some pyramids up with some extremely visible stars in the sky "overwhelming" evidence of Extra-terrestrials?

A couple of logical steps short of a picnic there, Maxine.

9/13/2011 3:38:51 AM

Raised by Horses

Uh-oh. It looks like Gerald Polley may have met his match.

9/13/2011 3:42:39 AM

Yownanymous

'Tis a bifecta!

9/13/2011 3:46:20 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


9/13/2011 4:02:39 AM

TheReasonator

Some of these websites say the Nordics(the blonde-haired, blue-eyed aliens are on our side or even created us.

Others say they are the evil ones.

Why hasn't someone compiled all these conspiracy theories together and turned it into a sci-fi movie. I'd pay to go see that.

9/13/2011 4:05:02 AM

Random Guy


9/13/2011 4:15:27 AM

Doctor Whom

The voices in my head, when they're not calling, "Gloria," tell me to tell you to take your meds.

9/13/2011 4:23:35 AM

Mister Spak

"but the voices in my head . . ."

Tell a doctor about these voices. He'll make those aliens leave you alone.

9/13/2011 4:38:31 AM

LV426

Funny, because I spent years studying a variety of occult subjects too, and yet my conclusions are completely different.

The thing is that kind of occultism actually has some very interesting psychological and philosophical points once you get past the surface image. All those rituals and demons are symbolic at best and obfuscatory at worst. They are designed to give the magician tools to manipulate his own psyche and to manipulate the perceptions of people around him while simultaneously serving to throw off people like you who take it all at face value. None of it is literally true. These entities don't exist, except perhaps in the mind of the magician. It is most certainly not about an interstellar war. I'm sure the likes of Aleister Crowley and Anton LaVey spent many many hours laughing at people like you.

9/13/2011 4:45:37 AM

Kulgur

I first misread "...knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion" as "...knows GAYS and reptilians..."

Had to do a double-take, and was a bit disappointed to find out what it really read. I thought I'd come across an entirely new stereotype!

9/13/2011 4:56:37 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"These Nordics are those who are normally hostile to humanity."

case in point: Anders Behring Breivik

9/13/2011 4:59:42 AM

Meishayuri

Yeah, we all know Ouija Boards are the authority on extraterrestrials and that Azazel knows so much.

9/13/2011 5:01:24 AM

Gawd

Bullshit.

9/13/2011 5:28:57 AM

dionysus


9/13/2011 5:41:24 AM

breakereslion

"Many of us have seen Satan. He has nothing to hide."

Really? Who cuts his hair, and how much does he weigh?

9/13/2011 5:52:49 AM



"Life of Brian" + "Stargate" + The Bible + Occult = ?

9/13/2011 6:02:07 AM

Doubting Thomas

All other nuttiness aside:

the pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion

You do know that the planet earth rotates, don't you? Don't you?

Ahh, never mind. The high priestess bought a one-way ticket on the crazy train to Crazyville.

9/13/2011 6:21:35 AM

Porky Pine

I didn't get much further than "I came across the Luciferian Liberation Front"

SPLITTER!

9/13/2011 6:29:18 AM

The_L

What?


Is Maxine Christian or Pagan? There's so much crazy here, I honestly can't even tell that much.

9/13/2011 6:41:58 AM

Tallyho

It is a given, that everyone familiar with UFO's and aliens, knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion.

Citation needed!

9/13/2011 6:42:31 AM

Heathen

I wish I could get that high.

9/13/2011 6:55:06 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Doubting Thomas
All other nuttiness aside: The pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion
You do know that the planet earth rotates, don't you? Don't you?

That was my first thought; if anything is "pointed towards" any stars, isn't it also pointed at about half of what's out there? It's sorta like saying Babe Ruth pointed to the bleachers when he swung his bat.
Obviously, he was signaling his Nordic alien friends on Orion.

9/13/2011 7:05:46 AM
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